Name the wimps!

[Poly]

Vote on what name we should give the nicey "God is love", "don't judge", "love the sinner, hate the sin" type Christians? Feel free to give your own suggestions.

[Crow]

Pathetic Christians--PC for short.

[Poly]

Originally posted by Crow
Pathetic Christians--PC for short.
Or the APs--Apethetic Christians.

[philosophizer]

"Jello Christians" is inventive. They're wiggly and squirmy and form-fitting. Easily malleable. But they'd just come back with the response, "there's always room for jello."


"Spineless Ones" is just too cliche.


I like "Ignoes." It's catchy.

[Crow]

Most of the apathetic Christians are the PC ones, if you know what I mean. :chuckle:

[shilohproject]

"Decent Folks" maybe.
"People You Wish You Could Be Like But Are Too Scared of Everyone and Everything" possibly.

[philosophizer]

Originally posted by shilohproject
"Decent Folks" maybe.
"People You Wish You Could Be Like But Are Too Scared of Everyone and Everything" possibly.

No... I'll stick with Ignoes.

[shilohproject]

Originally posted by philosophizer
No... I'll stick with Ignoes. That's a bizarre answer, since all of those are Biblical positions. Call them soft positions, if you like, but they are clearly Biblical.:p

[BillyBob]

Poly;
Feel free to give your own suggestions.

Billy;
I call 'em Methodists.

[Delmar]

I didn't see the choice all of the above

[shilohproject]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Billy;
I call 'em Methodists. You're getting closer!:cool:

[Poly]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Billy;
I call 'em Methodists.
:thumb:

[Lucky]

Originally posted by Poly
Vote on what name we should give... ...Christians? Feel free to give your own suggestions.
What's wrong with just calling them Christians?
:confused:

I mean, not everybody is born (again) a Bible expert.

[Jefferson]

Evangellyfish.

[Poly]

Originally posted by Lucky8
What's wrong with just calling them Christians?
:confused:

I mean, not everybody is born (again) a Bible expert.
I'm not talking about ones who aren't experts but ones who can't even grab the basics.

[KingzKid]

Originally posted by Jefferson
Evangellyfish.

Hey.....that one's mine....:chuckle:

I love that one! Heard that from Bob Morey Live.

[Crow]

Originally posted by Jefferson
Evangellyfish.

That has a nice ring to it.

[Chileice]

disciples (except for the part about not knowing the Word.)

Jesus said in John 13:
34 "A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another."

Maybe what Jesus said is more important than what Poly thinks. I know it's more important than what a bitter soul like Billy Bob thinks. I feel sorry for him everytime I read his posts. It sure is more fun (and more productive for the advance of the Gospel) to love people than to find a million reasons to hate them.

So if you want to callme an Evagellyfish, I'll take it. At least I'm evangelizing.

[shilohproject]

Originally posted by Chileice
Maybe what Jesus said is more important than what Poly thinks. I know it's more important than what a bitter soul like Billy Bob thinks. I feel sorry for him everytime I read his posts. C'mon, I think evagellyfish is cute! Call me what ever you like...and Billy Bob and Poly are two of the folks here I'd most like to actually meet...maybe they could come over to the house...or we could meet at a gun rally in Sturges if they'd be more comfortable! Seriously!:cool:

[BillyBob]

Chileice;
I know it's more important than what a bitter soul like Billy Bob thinks.

Billy;
Bitter? I'm having a great time, there is no bitterness here.

Chileice;
I feel sorry for him everytime I read his posts.

Billy;
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm living a nice life, filled with good friends, a loving family, financial security and a dog who worships me. What more could a man want?

Chileice;
It sure is more fun (and more productive for the advance of the Gospel)

Billy;
I am not here to advance the Gospel, at least not by preaching and being sappy like some people do. I am here to debate politics, mainly, and I have no problem arguing the idiocy of liberalism with the commies who come to this website. I don't have to be nice to them. I don't have to accept the socialist propaganda that they print here.

As far as spreading the Gospel, no, I don't quote the Bible very often or condemn people to hell. I do, however, demonstrate that there is more than one kind of Christian at this site and in this world. Christians don't have to be nice to everybody. Christians don't have to be Creationists. Christians can drink beer, smoke cigars and tell jokes. Christians can fight for what they believe in, own guns and readily kill if necessary.

Perhaps, through my example, a non-believer or two will see that there is more to Christianity than hating fags, demanding that Creationism is sound science, self righteous pride and constant condemnation for those whom they are sure will burn in Hell.

Chilece;
It sure is more fun to love people than to find a million reasons to hate them.

Billy;
I don't hate anybody here. You need to learn discernment.

[BillyBob]

Hey Shilo, I noticed in your profile that you are a writer. You make your living that way? What sort of writing?

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by KingzKid

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Jefferson
Evangellyfish.
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Hey.....that one's mine.... I know. I stole it from you.
:p

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by BillyBob
I don't hate anybody here.Not even Tye?

[Poly]

Originally posted by Chileice


Maybe what Jesus said is more important than what Poly thinks.
You know the Apostle Paul knew that Jesus said what He did about being His disciples and loving one another. So does that then make Paul wrong when many of his letters rebuked the people he was writing to over certain issues? Why was he so harsh on the Corinthians? Why did he mock the Galatians for being so foolish? Why did he say not to love hypocritically but to hate evil instead? Why did he say to have no fellowship with the works of darkness? Well, I guess Paul was wrong since Jesus said to love one another. Or is it that Paul had such a love and concern over these people that he wasn't afraid to tell them what they needed to hear?
If my next door neighbor's kid is playing in the road, not paying attention and a car is heading his way, about to plow him over, I'm going to scream and yell my fool head off at him to get his attention so that he will wake up. Do you think I'm going to worry that I might hurt the kids feelings or that the kid might think I'm unloving since I was so harsh with him? No. If I hear of another neighbor who says he wouldn't yell at the kid and warn him if he were in that situation, I would tell that neighbor what a fool he was for being so concerned over being nice to that kid and making sure that kid's feelings aren't hurt at the cost of the kid possibly losing his life.
I know it's more important than what a bitter soul like Billy Bob thinks.
Don't get Billy Bob mixed up in this. He only cares about killing those stinkin' muslims.

[lucybelle]

I'll have to go with the Ignoes...

OI-
story time:

I'm talking to this guy who claims he's a christian and somehow the subject of Job comes up. It was everything I could do not to laugh in his face...He starts telling me (with this "I know everything" attitude) that we can never know how Job was actually feeling all through his perils, because the Bible never really lets Job talk about his problems. Oh gosh guys...it was really funny...I just smiled at him and said - "So...Job really never got to share his feelings? Are you sure?" and then I recommend that he read it again, because I distinctly remember Job saying something somewhere in that book.... of course I could be wrong...

But then again...
Princesses are never wrong.

aw...man...it was great...I laughed until I cried..

[BillyBob]

Originally posted by Jefferson
Not even Tye?


No, I don't hate Tye. I hate Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and Tom Daschle, those kinda guys.

[Tye Porter]

Originally Posted By: Anonymous:
Anon: I'm living a nice life, filled with good friends, a loving family, financial security and a dog who worships me.
Tye: Matthew 7:23 Then I will tell them plainly, `I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'


Anon: I am not here to advance the Gospel.
Tye: Mark 16:15 He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation.


Anon: As far as spreading the Gospel, no, I don't quote the Bible very often or condemn people to hell. I do, however, demonstrate that there is more than one kind of Christian at this site and in this world. Christians don't have to be nice to everybody. Christians don't have to be Creationists.
Tye: Matthew 7:13 "Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.


Anon: Perhaps, through my example, a non-believer or two will see that there is more to Christianity than hating fags, demanding that Creationism is sound science, self righteous pride and constant condemnation for those whom they are sure will burn in Hell.
Tye: John 15:19 If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you.


Anon: I don't hate anybody here.
Tye: I've got a few PDF'd threads that prove otherwise.

[BillyBob]

Shut up, Tye. You are exactly the kind of 'Christian' that gives the rest of us a bad name.


Plus, you are a friggin moron.

[Tye Porter]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Shut up, Tye. You are exactly the kind of 'Christian' that gives the rest of us a bad name.


Plus, you are a friggin moron.

I made no comment. I quoted the Word of God. Is it the Word of God which gives you the bad name? Is it the Word of God which is moronic?

[BillyBob]

Shut up Tye. You are a friggin idiot.

[Tye Porter]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Shut up Tye. You are a friggin idiot.

Cyndi Lauper: "True Colours..."

[shilohproject]

Originally posted by Tye Porter
I made no comment. I quoted the Word of God. Is it the Word of God which gives you the bad name? Is it the Word of God which is moronic? Anybody can quote scripture. Can you place it in a reasonable context? :cool:

[BillyBob]

I see your true colors, moron. Now I know why you always post in blue, it's a code to your fag buddies who read 'Blue Boy'.......talk about a troll! We know what you're trollin' for. :vomit:

[BillyBob]

Shilo;
Anybody can quote scripture. Can you place it in a reasonable context?

Billy;
Key word 'reasonable'. Don't expect anything intelligent from that idiot. You would get a more enlightened conversation from a rock.

[Tye Porter]

Originally posted by shilohproject
Anybody can quote scripture. Can you place it in a reasonable context? :cool:

I can email you pdf'd copies of threads he's posted that have been deleted. These put the scipture into context.

Otherwise, you can simply read through his posts. What comes out of his heart and onto the board, is not the fruits of the Spirit.
You saw above, he opposes the Bible.

[BillyBob]

:darwinsm:

[Poly]

So who hasn't voted yet?

[philosophizer]

Here's their logo:

[shilohproject]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

Hey, that's liberal, too! Right?:cool:

[Jauchzer]

Originally posted by Tye Porter
I can email you pdf'd copies of threads he's posted that have been deleted. These put the scipture into context.

Otherwise, you can simply read through his posts. What comes out of his heart and onto the board, is not the fruits of the Spirit.
You saw above, he opposes the Bible.

I've seen crass shameful posts from both yourself and BillyBob. When the two of you seek each other out and take cheap shots at one another, pray tell, how do I determine which one of you is displaying the fruits of the Spirit?

Is it the one who is the least vulgar at the given moment? The one who did not instigate the most recent spat? Is it the one who displays the most righteous posturing in what is evident to all observers to be nothing more than a personal battle between the both of you?

Do you think we who watch the pair of you fight are blinded, such fools that we lack discernment to see the obvious?

Is using scripture as a weapon in a personal vendetta a fruit of the Spirit? Is such use of scripture more offensive than outright obscenity? I would say so, as a Christian.

[Jauchzer]

My choice in the poll is Jello Christians. The ones who wiggle and mold the scriptures to suit their own personal agenda.

[BillyBob]

Nice post, Jauchzer! [#40]

:darwinsm:

:chuckle:

:crackup:

:D

[Sozo]

Originally posted by Jauchzer
My choice in the poll is Jello Christians. The ones who wiggle and mold the scriptures to suit their own personal agenda.

And many of them are "fruity" :flamer:

[BillyBob]

Many of them are Chinese. :ahso:

[Sozo]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Many of them are Chinese. :ahso:

That should be the winner! They are :ahso: Christians

[BillyBob]

:chuckle:

[shilohproject]

Originally posted by Jauchzer
My choice in the poll is Jello Christians. The ones who wiggle and mold the scriptures to suit their own personal agenda. Has the topic changed to conservatives now?

[Turbo]

I picked Jello Christians, but evangellyfish is good, too. And I'm surprised "Nicer-than-God Christians" isn't one of the choices.

[frugalmom]

Originally posted by Turbo And I'm surprised "Nicer-than-God Christians" isn't one of the choices.

We have used that phrase many times in this house. I doubt that alot of those are true Christians.

[Turbo]

I think you're right. And there are a lot who have been mislead by bad teachers, too, and they don't know better.

[shilohproject]

Originally posted by frugalmom
We have used that phrase many times in this house. I doubt that alot of those are true Christians. I bet they say the same thing about you guys. So sad. The devil is kickin' it up!:devil:

[cowgirl k]

Y'all are giving me the blues! Bad karma man. Negative vibes. Pay forward.

[frugalmom]

Originally posted by shilohproject
I bet they say the same thing about you guys. So sad. The devil is kickin' it up!:devil:

Yeah, well....if "the devil is kickin' it up" as you say, it's because he knows the Word better than the "nicer than God" Christians, who are either clueless when it comes to understanding the Bible, are willfully ignorant, or are not Christians at all but they think Jesus conforms to them. :kookoo:

[shilohproject]

Originally posted by frugalmom
Yeah, well....if "the devil is kickin' it up" as you say, it's because he knows the Word better than the "nicer than God" Christians, who are either clueless when it comes to understanding the Bible, are willfully ignorant, or are not Christians at all but they think Jesus conforms to them. :kookoo: All that, huh? Simply because they disagree with you. Wow!:cool:

[frugalmom]

I used to be in the "clueless when it comes to the Bible" category. I was taught cliches at school and by family when I was growing up. Thank God I know better now. :bannana: :bannana: :bannana:

[Tye Porter]

Originally posted by BillyBoob
Nice post, Jauchzer! [#40]


You think scripture is moronic, and tripe.
You're no judge of what is good.
You call good bad, and bad good.

[BillyBob]

Oh look, it's TOL's biggest :ahso:!

[Brellix]

Originally posted by philosophizer
Here's their logo:



I voted other.


I have always called them ye ole Double C's.


"Double C" meaning "Cliche` Christians".


"I'll gladly spout out a cliche` tomorrow, for a tithe today!"


:chuckle:

[CrimsonHope]

Yeah, I dislike pretty much those Christians who just say "God is love" and "Jesus loves you". I mean, I know God loves me, but they wouldn't be able to defend their position if asked them to.

[kmoney]

What the....someone is voting on old polls. :noid:

[koban]

Tye Porter!! (post #56)

[Balder]

If they aren't the true Christians, then Christianity has absolutely nothing going for it.

Except maybe providing a place for a bunch of bitter vipers to brood.

[kmoney]

I like Jello :chew:

[BillyBob]

Lighthouse.

[Joe Roberts]

Vote on what name we should give the nicey "God is love", "don't judge", "love the sinner, hate the sin" type Christians? Feel free to give your own suggestions.


Other- The Righteous

[Poly]

I barely remember making this thread.

Who's voting on old polls? :noid:

[mercyschild]

Vote on what name we should give the nicey "God is love", "don't judge", "love the sinner, hate the sin" type Christians? Feel free to give your own suggestions.

I did not vote on this one, mainly because I am one who believes that loving the sinner, and hating the sin (thus being able to establish relationship) is the only way to win the sinning people to Christ.

Look back at your own walk; what were you like before someone loved you enough to tell you about Christ? I am geussing someone off the street didn't just walk up to you and start thumping the bible in your face, but rather that someone is someone who knew you well enough to know that you needed reconciliation; and yet, before you accepted it, they still loved you. The key to ministry is relationship; if you don't have love in a relaltionship (regardless of where the person currently stands) you won't get anywhere in that ministry...

I DO NOT consider myself a wimp of any sort, just because I choose to love the kids in my youth group who don't know Jesus-but when I know they are ready, I tell it to them straight; that they need that 'something else' they are missing in their lives (Jesus).

Christ hung out with the sinners of his time; he loved them, and he offered them redemption ('hating the sin'); we are to do the same.

[Mr. 5020]

This thread...it's immortal!

[kmoney]

:chew:

[heartless_Adam]

How about Boring? There's no fun winding people up when there willing to forgive u for it.

Nah, far better to hit the ones that like to live life angry.

[Town Heretic]

This might be a novel suggestion, but how about 'brothers or sisters in Christ?' That way when those who aren't Christian consider the quality of dialog among the faithful they'll be less likely to throw up or laugh hysterically.

It's an idea, anyway.

[Servo]

This might be a novel suggestion, but how about 'brothers or sisters in Christ?' That way when those who aren't Christian consider the quality of dialog among the faithful they'll be less likely to throw up or laugh hysterically.

It's an idea, anyway.

You have it back-wards. They laugh hysterically because they can see though the hypocritical love displayed by the HIGH majority of todays Christians. The wimps are spineless AND funny.

[Poly]

Wow, this is an oldie!

I never realized that "Jello Christians" took the lead.

That was my pick.

Although I like...

Evangellyfish.


...even better. :up:



What's wrong with just calling them Christians?
:confused:

I mean, not everybody is born (again) a Bible expert.

:noid:

[Stripe]

I voted. Then I laughed with and gave rep to BillyBob.

[Joe Roberts]

I voted. Then I laughed with and gave rep to BillyBob.

That’s a shame that you would give that racist piece of trash any positive rep. Is that the kind of thing your church teaches? However he is one of Knights Favorites.

[Servo]

That’s a shame that you would give that racist piece of trash any positive rep. Is that the kind of thing your church teaches? However he is one of Knights Favorites.

Favorites to ban? Dude, he is banned like half the time.

[Stripe]

That’s a shame that you would give that racist piece of trash any positive rep. Is that the kind of thing your church teaches? However he is one of Knights Favorites.
If it is funny, I will laugh at it.

:mock: Joe.

[Joe Roberts]

Favorites to ban? Dude, he is banned like half the time.

Knight him self said BB was one of his favs.

[Joe Roberts]

If it is funny, I will laugh at it.

:mock: Joe.

:loser::mock:Stipe

[Stripe]

:rotfl:

[BillyBob]

:baby:

:loser:


:darwinsm:

[koban]

Favorites to ban? Dude, he is banned like half the time.



:darwinsm:


:mock: :BillyBob:

[mercyschild]

You all are twisted in some strange way...Lol!!!

[genuineoriginal]

Vote on what name we should give the nicey "God is love", "don't judge", "love the sinner, hate the sin" type Christians? Feel free to give your own suggestions.

Laodiceans

Here is the proper greeting for those Laodiceans:
:loser:

[Layla]

English? :chuckle:

(Red, don't kill me!)

[red77]

English? :chuckle:

(Red, don't kill me!)

:shocked:




:chuckle: