Who makes the most foolish posts at TOL?

[Knight]

Pick all that apply....!

[Zakath]

Oooh, a contest! :thumb:

What do we get if we win, Knight???? :think:

[Jefferson]

I nominate Gerald.

[Knight]

Originally posted by Zakath
Oooh, a contest! :thumb:

What do we get if we win, Knight???? :think: A slightly bigger cell in hell. :devil:

[Zakath]

Originally posted by Knight
A slightly bigger cell in hell. :devil:
Really?

What, have you got pull with the warden :devil: or something? :chuckle:

[Sozo]

Sorry, but truthseeker45 and way 2 go provide us with an even greater abundance of foolishness, more than all the atheists/agnostics/liberals/homos combined.

[Knight]

Originally posted by Zakath
Really?

What, have you got pull with the warden :devil: or something? :chuckle: Sorry but :devil: isn't the warden.... in fact :devil: will be in a cell just like :zakath:.

[Lucky]

Originally posted by Zakath
Oooh, a contest! :thumb:

What do we get if we win, Knight???? :think:
How about a one-week ban from TOL? :eek:

[Gerald]

Only three votes?

Crap, I've got to work harder...

:chuckle:

Hey Z, come clean with Knight over that corner office you have; a great view of the River Styx, IIRC...

:D

[Zakath]

Originally posted by Gerald
Only three votes?

Crap, I've got to work harder...

:chuckle:

Hey Z, come clean with Knight over that corner office you have; a great view of the River Styx, IIRC...

:D
Yup, it's got a wonderful view, if only those religionists would quit falling in and blocking Charon's boat. It's bodies (ephemerally speaking) everywhere! It's really putting a crimp in the delivery schedule.

And you know how the "Old Man" gets when the deliveries are off schedule. :shocked:

Don't tell them about the geothermal electrical system from the lake of fire, if people found out we have A/C we'd be inundated with tourists. Yuck! Though it would be good for the hotel trade, I suppose. :chuckle:

[muldoon]

Gee Zakath is doing pretty good!

[Zakath]

I wish I could take credit, but like most authors I plagiarize story ideas heavily. Nothing bears repeating like a good story. :D

[One Eyed Jack]

Man, smothers has already pulled ahead of skeptic. That's pretty bad...

[Knight]

taoist is making a bit of a run. :taoist:

[taoist]

Okay, I've managed to vote myself into a tye with skeptic, but it doesn't really matter. As a child of the horned one, *grâce Jefferson*, I've already got a penthouse condo. Hey, where's all my buds, we can't let this newbie take the honors!

[Zimfan]

Originally posted by taoist
Okay, I've managed to vote myself into a tye with skeptic, but it doesn't really matter. As a child of the horned one, *grâce Jefferson*, I've already got a penthouse condo. Hey, where's all my buds, we can't let this newbie take the honors!

I voted for ya, man. Just doing my best to help out. :D

[smothers]

Looks like I'm waaay ahead! So little time, so much impact! :)

[Knight]

Originally posted by smothers
Looks like I'm waaay ahead! So little time, so much impact! :) It can take years to discover true genius yet exposing yourself as a knob can take just moments. :D

Personally.... I am going to give you a fresh start. :up:

[BillyBob]

Funny Poll......I was thrilled not to be included! :noid:



taoist is brilliant, he doesn't belong on this list.

Zakath is more polite than just about anybody else at TOL and has a great sense of humor.

I haven't read many posts from Stratnerd and even less by The Barbarian, so I have no opinion..

PureX is hard to figure, but he keeps his composure during debate and is a reasonable person.

Gerald is just joking around. As extreme as his posts are, I find them quite entertaining.

Flipper can be more than a bit contentious, but he is a good writer and is always ready to join the fray.

Smothers seems to be winning, I have never read a single post by him, but now I'm REALLY curious.


But the winner is................................. Skeptic! [imagine that :eek:]
He actually believes the commie crap he writes. :down:


Now, if there were a few more choices, maybe Skeptic wouldn't have gotten my vote...:think:

[Lucky]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Now, if there were a few more choices, maybe Skeptic wouldn't have gotten my vote...:think:
You can vote for more than one.

So if both your worst enemies were on the list... it'd be a tie. (For your vote anyway.)

;)

[Chileice]

Hey, what happened to Squeaky?

[BillyBob]

Originally posted by Lucky
You can vote for more than one.

So if both your worst enemies were on the list... it'd be a tie. (For your vote anyway.)

;)


:angel:


:D Maybe Knight should start a poll about 'who writes the funniest posts'.

[Sozo]

Originally posted by BillyBob
:D Maybe Knight should start a poll about 'who writes the funniest posts'.

But then we would have to have a poll for who understands the funniest posts.

[smothers]

So, what do I get when I finally win?

[Lucky]

Originally posted by smothers
So, what do I get when I finally win?
:Grizzly: :dead:

[smothers]

Ok, what about second place?

[BillyBob]

Hey, I have finally read a post by Smothers! :rolleyes:

[Knight]

:doh: I can't believe I left Eireann off this list!

[smothers]

BillyBob,
I hope it wasn't too anti-climatic.
smothers

[taoist]

Of course, once the poll's been normalized through weighting by the number of posts, smothers has already picked up a mathematically insuperable lead. I hate being fair.

But no one's called him a son of Satan yet, and he hasn't had his own heretic thread, so I guess that'll have to keep me content.

:devil:

[Knight]

Originally posted by taoist
Of course, once the poll's been normalized through weighting by the number of posts, smothers has already picked up a mathematically insuperable lead. I hate being fair.

But no one's called him a son of Satan yet, and he hasn't had his own heretic thread, so I guess that'll have to keep me content.

:devil: taoist... I think you might pass smothers if enough people take the time to read this thread. (http://www.theologyonline.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=400157#post400157). :D

[taoist]

That would depends on whether they skip over this (http://www.theologyonline.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=400394#post400394) post, old man.

;)

[Knight]

Originally posted by taoist
That would depends on whether they skip over this (http://www.theologyonline.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=400394#post400394) post, old man.

;) LOL... uh yea.... right.... :rolleyes:

You forget what website you are at. Us TOL'ers don't fall for the ol'... "hey if I am cryptic enough some people might actually think I am making a good point".

taoist nice try and better luck next time.... we have some nice parting gifts for you located near the back door. ;)

[rfburnhertz]

What about our Newbie Leo....?

[taoist]

Hey, rf, I've already got too much competition on this poll. :mad:

[taoist]

Knight;
... we have some nice parting gifts for you located near the back door.

taoist;
Consolation prizes? I won those keys to the condo overlooking the flaming pit fair and square. If Jefferson wants to take them back, he's gonna have to fight daddy long-tail for them. They're mine, mine I say.

(Did that really seem cryptic? Hmm ... gonna have to think about that.)

[BillyBob]

Originally posted by Knight
:doh: I can't believe I left Eireann off this list!


NEW POLL!!!!!

[Aimiel]

Zakath is the definition of foolish, since the fool has said, in his heart, "There is no God." Smothers makes the most foolish posts, though, others are nearly as ridiculous, but he shines in his foolishness. Definitely the head of his 'class.'

:smothers: = :joker:

[Knight]

Originally posted by taoist
taoist;
Consolation prizes? I won those keys to the condo overlooking the flaming pit fair and square. If Jefferson wants to take them back, he's gonna have to fight daddy long-tail for them. They're mine, mine I say. LOL :D

[smothers]

Yahoo! I won, I won, I won! What do I get... hey, put down that gun...no!

[Crow]

Originally posted by smothers
Yahoo! I won, I won, I won! What do I get... hey, put down that gun...no!

Who knows? Maybe Knight will name a smiley :dunce: after you!

[Living4Him]

Originally posted by Zakath
I wish I could take credit, but like most authors I plagiarize story ideas heavily. Nothing bears repeating like a good story. :D

I have hope for you Zakath because God has placed you on my heart to pray for you even with tears. I don't even know you but God has got you on His heart. Please listen with your heart my friend. He is reaching out to you.

[Granite]

I'd like to change my vote and cast a write-in ballot for Leo Volont...

granite

[Berean Todd]

Yeah, I don't see any of the leading 3 candidates up there. Leo is clearly number one, and running neck and neck for second would have to be Smaller and Squeeky.

[Aimiel]

Originally posted by granite1010
I'd like to change my vote and cast a write-in ballot for Leo Volont...

Originally posted by Berean Todd
Yeah, I don't see any of the leading 3 candidates up there. Leo is clearly number one, and running neck and neck for second would have to be Smaller and Squeeky.

Amen, and Amen.

[smothers]

Quote: (with Twilight Zone music)

I have hope for you Zakath because God has placed you on my heart to pray for you even with tears. I don't even know you but God has got you on His heart. Please listen with your heart my friend. He is reaching out to you.

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Dude, people like this scare me.

[BillyBob]

Hey Smothers, I bet you just earned a couple extra votes with that last comment. :chuckle:

[taoist]

Ten more comments like that one, Billy, and you'll ... have 9 twinkly green stars.

[Living4Him]

Originally posted by smothers
Quote: (with Twilight Zone music)

I have hope for you Zakath because God has placed you on my heart to pray for you even with tears. I don't even know you but God has got you on His heart. Please listen with your heart my friend. He is reaching out to you.

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Dude, people like this scare me.

Dude, people like this make me want to pray really hard for them.

[elohiym]

Originally posted by Living4Him
Dude, people like this make me want to pray really hard for them. I believe "dude" is arabic for worms. FYI. :D

[Living4Him]

Originally posted by elohiym
I believe "dude" is arabic for worms. FYI. :D

ewwwwwwwww!:p

[smothers]

quote:

Dude, people like this make me want to pray really hard for them.

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You know what they say:
Nothing fails like prayer!

[BillyBob]

Originally posted by taoist
Ten more comments like that one, Billy, and you'll ... have 9 twinkly green stars.


I wasn't sure if I'd make it to 9 'twinklies' :noid:


Anyone giving odds on me making it to 10?

[Sozo]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Anyone giving odds on me making it to 10?

That depends... :think: is Knight planning any extended vacations in the near future?

[BillyBob]

I dunno, but I hear there may be a 3 week power outage in Colorado.....

*calls Skeptic's Al Queda friends*

[taoist]

Billy;
... calls Skeptic's Al Queda friends ... and asks them to vote for "taoist"

taoist;
Thanks, Billy!

[Tye Porter]

Originally posted by Sozo
That depends... :think: is Knight planning any extended vacations in the near future?
:thumb:

[Living4Him]

Hey what are the little stars for anyway? Enlighten me please.

[taoist]

They count your posts, l4h,

Yellow, ten posts.
Blue, hundreds of posts.
Twinkly green, thousands of posts.

:spam:, ten thousand :Tye: posts, unless they've changed the rules since his got taken away.

[Living4Him]

Originally posted by taoist
They count your posts, l4h,

Yellow, ten posts.
Blue, hundreds of posts.
Twinkly green, thousands of posts.

:spam:, ten thousand :Tye: posts, unless they've changed the rules since his got taken away.

Thanks

[BillyBob]

OK guys, we may have a new contestant, I just read this...

Originally posted by Leo Volont
"I personally do not think She [Mary, Mother of Jesus] had physical genitalia."

[BillyBob]

Hey taoist, you're slipping in the Polls... I guess those Al Queda guys didn't come through for ya. They must be too busy blowing themselves up in Iraq to get in any quality computer time. :chuckle:

[Flipper]

Was Leo Volont attempting humor?

Although I suppose it would be vaguely ironic on a couple of levels if Jesus had been born through Caesarian.

[BillyBob]

:chuckle:

[One Eyed Jack]

Originally posted by BillyBob
OK guys, we may have a new contestant, I just read this...

Originally posted by Leo Volont
"I personally do not think She [Mary, Mother of Jesus] had physical genitalia."

Maybe he thinks Jesus sprung out of her forehead or something...

[Aimiel]

And maybe she was so holy she did not produce any bodily 'excretions.'

The thought that Mary was anything more than any other human being is making an idol of her. She was favored by God, and, it seems, He always roots for the underdog. Jesus had siblings. None of them were by 'immacculate conception,' as Jesus was; they were children of Joseph. Making prayers to a dead person is idolatry. Catholic leaders need to repent.

[BillyBob]

Amiel;
Jesus had siblings, none of them were by 'immacculate conception'.

Billy;
Maybe they were immaculately adopted. :think:

[CapnFungi]

i like mustard

[LightSon]

Originally posted by CapnFungi
i like mustard
Sure. But would you go for a banana and mustard sandwich? :D

[One Eyed Jack]

Yes, he probably would. I've eaten plenty of banana and mustard sandwiches, and CapnFungi will try just about anything.

[Nineveh]

ewwww.

That's just gross ...

:)

[Knight]

And "smothers' is your champion! :D