Michael Jackson Becomes a Muslim

[Christine]

Michael Jackson last night became a member of the Nation of Islam - and sources told The Post his religious changeover comes along with a shake-up of his personal staff.

High-ranking members of the Nation of Islam have been working to bring Jackson into Rev. Louis Farrakhan's flock - and Jackson's conversion is now well-known in the NOI community.

Exactly why Jackson converted wasn't clear to The Post's sources.

But Fox News's Web site reported yesterday that Jackson's brother Jermaine, who converted to Islam in 1989, has been seeking to win favor with his more famous sibling, and has brought Farrakhan's chief of staff, Leonard F. Muhammad, into Jacko's inner circle as a "bodyguard."

That's just one of many changes under way in Jackson's inner circle, sources said.



Word of Jackson's religious conversion comes as prosecutors prepared to formally file charges against him in a California child-molestation case - and as authorities agreed to return Jackson's passport to him so he can travel to Great Britain this weekend.

Jackson isn't expected to return until Jan. 6, lawyers said in court papers. Lawyers also agreed to put off Jackson's arraignment for five days, until Jan. 16.

Jackson remains free on $3 million bail after he surrendered to authorities and was arrested on Nov. 20. Two days earlier, cops tore through Neverland, his amusement-park-style estate just outside Los Olivos, Calif., looking for evidence to back up molestation claims made by a 14-year-old boy.

Although there's talk that some in Jackson's camp want to replace defense lawyer Mark Geragos, the high-priced Hollywood attorney appeared in firm control yesterday, and met privately in the afternoon with Santa Barbara County District Attorney Thomas Sneddon.

Sneddon said he plans to file the charges personally this afternoon at the courthouse in Santa Maria, Calif.

The King of Pop has vigorously denied the molestation claims.

L.A. County social workers in February cleared Jackson of allegations he molested that boy. But former Santa Barbara County Sheriff Jim Thomas has said he believes the alleged Santa Barbara County molestation took place after the L.A. County probe.

[smothers]

Doesn't suprise me. Didn't the prophet Mohammed have sex with nine year old girls?

[BillyBob]

Now that he's a Muslim, will he be sentenced to Guantanamo Bay when they find him guilty?

[smothers]

Only if he commited terrorism as a non-citizen outside the United States.

[BillyBob]

Maybe we can make an exception for Michael.

[smothers]

Got my vote! Get away from little boys and girls.

[Gerald]

Just hire somebody to bump him off, instead of worrying about doing it legally.

Is the moral high ground really all that valuable?

[smothers]

So. You are publically calling for the murder of Michael Jackson?

[BillyBob]

Hey Gerald, maybe we could strap a suicide vest on you and you could just happen to be in the same room as Jackson and Farra-con.

BLAM!


:dead:

[Gerald]

Originally posted by smothers
So. You are publically calling for the murder of Michael Jackson? That depends. Do you define summary execution as murder...?

[smothers]

maybe we can enlist him in the Army for a few minutes and call it friendly fire.

[Gerald]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Hey Gerald, maybe we could strap a suicide vest on you and you could just happen to be in the same room as Jackson and Farra-con.

BLAM!


:dead: For the last time, BB, I'm not wearing that silly vest! So stop asking.

Anyway, my death would make you happy, and I will not be a party to such as that. :p

[BillyBob]

:chuckle:

[Gerald]

Originally posted by smothers
maybe we can enlist him in the Army for a few minutes and call it friendly fire. Oh, grow a backbone, man, and stop worrying about justification.

After all, might makes right...

[smothers]

I guess you are right, Mao Tse Tung, Stalin, Hitler MUST be right then.

[Gerald]

Originally posted by smothers
I guess you are right, Mao Tse Tung, Stalin, Hitler MUST be right then. In the short term, perhaps.

But somebody with a bigger stick always seems to come along at an inopportune moment...

[smothers]

World War II didn't work out that well for Hitler, but Mao's old guard is still around. Stalin on the other hand killed 20,000,000 people and his regime only lasted 70 years.

[Lucky]

Just when you think Jacko couldn't be anymore wacko, he joins Islam. I hope "allah" calls him to be a suicide missionary.

[BillyBob]

Can he 'Moonwalk' while wearing a suicide vest?

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Can he 'Moonwalk' while wearing a suicide vest?

I don't know, but if they put the trigger at his crotch, it's sure to go off sooner rather than later.

[BillyBob]

Probably sooner......:chuckle:

[smothers]

This guy just gets wierder and wierder.

[One Eyed Jack]

Maybe he figures he needs some allies in prison.

[BillyBob]

I had a thought. Michael is facing some serious prison time if convicted. The prisons are full of Muslims. Michael is a frail little girl who won't fare well in prison with the 'boys'. If he is a Muslim, he will automatically get protection from his 'Brothers', who are probably some bad @## dudes.

If Jackson just became a Muslim this week, my guess is that he is guilty and hedging his bet.

Jay Leno just said that Michael's new Muslim name is:
Mustaffa Molesta Boya

[BillyBob]

Hey OEJ, I guess we had the same idea.

[On Fire]

For the last time, BB, I'm not wearing that silly vest! So stop asking.

Anyway, my death would make you happy, and I will not be a party to such as that. :p
Wear the vest, Gerald.

[Zakath]

They really dredged this old thread up... :rolleyes:

[RightIdea]

Did you hear about the sales of his latest album?

8,000 albums in the entire U.S.!

That's an average of just 160 per state!

HA!

[BillyBob]

Who are these people buying MJ albums?

[RightIdea]

Fanatics, of course!

Man, don't you hate those darn fanatics?

[Zakath]

Did you hear about the sales of his latest album?Sorry to disappoint, but I didn't even know about it... :nono:

8,000 albums in the entire U.S.! That's an average of just 160 per state!

Sounds like some self-published authors I know... :ha:

[Granite]

Just when Jacko couldn't get any nuttier.

Jeeeeeeeez. What a psycho circus. :kookoo:

[fool]

Isn't there a huge difference between Nation of Islam and regular Islam?

[Zakath]

Isn't there a huge difference between Nation of Islam and regular Islam?
About as much as between The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and The Southern Baptist Convention.

;)

[servent101]

Originally Posted by fool

Isn't there a huge difference between Nation of Islam and regular Islam?

When you get right down to it, there is not much differance between any of us... we're all nuts I tell you ...n,,, u,,, t,,, s - NUTS - and what is not nuts - well all higher thought is the same. So there you have it - right from the mouth of Servent101 - and being a member of Nuts anonomous myself, I will add, Hi, my name is Servent101, and I am a NUT, but I am willing to change.

With Christ's Love

Servent101

[Zakath]

OK servent,

Step away from the jar of Planters™...

[servent101]

Zakath Step away from the jar of Planters™...

It is just that coenzime Q-10 is so expensive - and every time I eat a pound of peanuts, I feel like I saved twenty two dollars... so I set up an imaginary bank account - where I save all this money and soon I can go to Hawaii for a vacation, 1,376 more pounds of peanuts to go - and this Christmass I will be able to go to Hawaii.

With Christ's Love

Servent101

[Zakath]

1,376# of peanuts... now there's a serious "jones"... :chew:

[servent101]

Zakath FAITH: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
- Ambrose Bierce

The concept of faith pertains to what is heard by the heart in the absence of words - and some of life's most important aspects take birth here, where we remember the still inner voice that inspires us to contemplate in Words and concepts so high, that other's are dumbfounded by their inability to comprehend what we so inadequately try to communicate in this clumsy vocabulary that simply is not suited for expressing the event.

All in all your just going to have to figure it out for yourself - but you simply rejected the whole lot, blaming your countrymen for their inability to contend with your questions, where in fact you really needed to find that "place" of inspiration to answer the questions. As God says - be still and know that I am God - as it is in the stillness that you find the inspiration to find your dreams, and it is in words and contentions that you find your doubts.

With Christ's Love

Servent101

[servent101]

So what will it be Zakath? - find the inspiration to follow your dreams, or attempting to tear down other people's dreams for trying to share them with you? - No one expects you to believe - but on the other hand to simply find fault with what another says because you have closed that door in your own heart - that you have no want or ability to remember or notice where inspiration comes from - well it is you who has torn down your own inner self, making it void of the observation of the "quiet inspiration" that guides our thoughts and actions - where we find our soul's purpose.

With Christ's LOve

Servent101

[servent101]

bump - I know your out there! does the cat have your tong?

I know I went on a tear -

With Christ's Love

Servent101

[Zakath]

So, in the event that I won't throw myself gibbering to the ground begging for some deity to save my worthless self, you want me to stop posting?

:think;

I don't think so...

[servent101]

Zakath So, in the event that I won't throw myself gibbering to the ground begging for some deity to save my worthless self, you want me to stop posting?

:think;

I don't think so...

Yes Zakath - some people do present the Good News this way, and for what it is worth your's truely assures you that you are right to reject the god of their so called responsible exegesis of the Scripture. So you agree with me that that god does not exist - well that is better than following that diabolical monster... I give you fifty poits for thinking... but just the fact that there are a great number of fraternities out there preaching the worship of that diabolical monster - does not mean that the original twelve ever said to do any such thing - even to canonize their writings and take them as the definative source of all information on God - that was never their intent for their followers to do that.

Anyways your right to fight against this insane religion that the orthodox have created out of their "whatever" shortfalls that have posessed them.

So why not jump out of all the fraternaties and just see with your own eyes, use your own mind, and hear with your own ears?

With Christ's Love

Servent101

[Zakath]

Zakath

Yes Zakath - some people do present the Good News this way, and for what it is worth your's truely assures you that you are right to reject the god of their so called responsible exegesis of the Scripture. So you agree with me that that god does not exist - well that is better than following that diabolical monster... I give you fifty poits for thinking... but just the fact that there are a great number of fraternities out there preaching the worship of that diabolical monster - does not mean that the original twelve ever said to do any such thing - even to canonize their writings and take them as the definative source of all information on God - that was never their intent for their followers to do that.

Anyways your right to fight against this insane religion that the orthodox have created out of their "whatever" shortfalls that have posessed them.I'll see that fifty points and raise you another fifty...

So why not jump out of all the fraternaties and just see with your own eyes, use your own mind, and hear with your own ears?Been there, done that, for the last 10 or 12 years... still haven't heard, seen, or otherwise sensed anything remotely resembling a deity...

Lots of people are claiming the dark house it brightly lit, yet, so far as I can tell, the only light is that of the religionists candles, and while the house is full of visitors, no one is actually home... :nono:

[servent101]

ZakathBeen there, done that, for the last 10 or 12 years... still haven't heard, seen, or otherwise sensed anything remotely resembling a deity...

Lots of people are claiming the dark house it brightly lit, yet, so far as I can tell, the only light is that of the religionists candles, and while the house is full of visitors, no one is actually home...

It is easy to see the world the way you do... many people do. As for the house being brightly lit - no, never was. If I borrow language - the word occult, is not a dangerous term, it simply means that which is hidden, and Jesus was hidden from the "anchients" and even today - His message is still hidden from many a person's heart - even those who are seeking Him - doing all the things they think they are for wisdom and knowledge.

Anyways - to try to enlighten someone - even your enemy - instead of cursing and wishing him or her dead - this is possibly so far behind you Zakath, that you see that there is not need of this in the world today - but there is, and for me and a whole lot of people - this is what I would of done - cursed and wised my enimies dead - if it were not for the Lord.

So anyways - the world as I understand it is a real hodge podge of souls... some have lived thousands of lives in thousands of galixies - others were a blade of grass in a farmers field and before that they were inate material - and before that nothing (as we understand time). So yes some people are more at home, and some people say more in three words than some people do in a lifetime - but for now - you seem to be doing the Lord's will - overcoming evil with good.

Jesus said that he came to call the sick, that the well do not need a doctor - something that is overshadowed by the common factor that those who percieve themselves as well are usually the worst of the lot - not always, but people do not seem to think that Jesus was saying that the well do not need a doctor - not that I have ever met anyone who is well who has rejected the Good News - it is just that I think that if you ever did understand the intent or insight of the reasons of the Lord's Life - they were quickly overgrown by the weeds of the falacies that the orthodox seem to think are logical assumptions concerning doctrine.

with Christ's Love

Servent101

[servent101]

bump

[Gerald]

Wear the vest, Gerald.No. And that's my final answer. Now, be a good boy and go play in the traffic... :LoJo:

[E i N s T e i N]

i guess im little late here...but i would be thankfull if u refresh the conversation again...
i wanna ask you what relation does islam has with vests!!
islam is more than 1400 years, no vests were there!!

[Sozo]

i guess im little late here...but i would be thankfull if u refresh the conversation again...
i wanna ask you what relation does islam has with vests!!
islam is more than 1400 years, no vests were there!!Neither were suicide bombers.

[kalel29]

Michael Jackson last night became a member of the Nation of Islam -

Doesn't suprise me. Didn't the prophet Mohammed have sex with nine year old girls?


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Islam.Diab]

Doesn't suprise me. Didn't the prophet Mohammed have sex with nine year old girls?
YOU ARE RUDE :vomit:

[Shalom]

:mock: Islamdork

[Wamba]

YOU ARE RUDE :vomit:
Alright, after re-sizing that to a lettering that doesn't scream "EYESORE" I can now ask you: Why the heck are you responding to a thread that has been long dead and a post that was made in 2003? Also, just whining about someone's rudeness does not help.

[TomO]

YOU ARE RUDE :vomit:


:think: Just now waking up to that fact are we?

[Adambassador]

I thought Michael Jackson was a Jehovah's Witness.

[The Berean]

I thought Michael Jackson was a Jehovah's Witness.
No, he left that cult after he made the music video "Thriller" back in 1984.

[Real Sorceror]

AH! Zombie thread!

Why do noobs always do that? On every forum I've ever visited, they ressurect ancient threads that nobody cares about. It never fails.

[Adam_Kratt]

Only if he commited terrorism as a non-citizen outside the United States.

Well he can always participate in a anti-american demonstration outside the boarders of the united states. then they can try him as treason. this is actually a law you can protest as much as you want inside the united states but an americans freedom of speech does not extend to protesting about the U.S. outside the U.S. this is a treasonable offence

[Morphy]

YOU ARE RUDE :vomit:
Certainly no more "rude" than Islamic terrorists, don't you think so?

[2gether]

Is this America?
I thought of you as the people from the Best part of the world.
Did you get anything from your education?
USA, USA.... Is this a world?!!!
I'm happy people like you just stand in finger count.
Quand on a pas de repere, on echoue dans le vide.

:grave:

[Mr. 5020]

Is this America?
I thought of you as the people from the Best part of the world.
Did you get anything from your education?
USA, USA.... Is this a world?!!!
I'm happy people like you just stand in finger count.
Quand on a pas de repere, on echoue dans le vide.

:grave::think:

AH! Zombie thread!

Why do noobs always do that? On every forum I've ever visited, they ressurect ancient threads that nobody cares about. It never fails.

[asilentskeptic]

Why does anybody care what some famous person decides to believe? I could not care less about Michael Jackson becoming a Muslim. I don't care that Madonna is into Kaballah, or Tom Cruise is a scientologist.

Since when does being famous equate with being smart? And why do we (society) care?

[billwald]

Very few white people are converting to Islam. Converts are those who don't like white people.

[koban]

Very few white people are converting to Islam. Converts are those who don't like white people.




If Michael Jackson doesn't like white people, why has he been trying so hard to become one? ;)

[akhan]

you guys obviously know nuthn bout islam, of respect, and you are ignorant as i dont know what. when do you hear a muslim talk abouta christian or of a jew? when do u hear muslims calling americans terrorists?? isnt that what you are doing in iraq??
seriously if you want to say sumthn dont say it until you have the knowledge of what it is u hav to say n dont think u kno cuz its rllyobvious u dont

when 9/11 happened all of a sudden every muslim was a terrorist?? but wen u all plan to blow somethnig ur not terrorists??


http://whitewatch.wordpress.com/2007/10/12/white-terrorists-kill-9-children/



enjoy dat
n eryhtn else all of ur ignorant ***** do cuz u think jus cuz ur whiteur the **** but ur not
cuz obviously ery1 else knows much better thn u
instd of blamin muslims for wut ur own country has dun spend ur time the rite way n think bout wut rlly happened

y is it a big deal wen a muslim person blows sumthn up but wen a white guy blows sumthn up u nvr find out...jus cuz thr the majority...wtf is dat??
go suk a dik

[Mystery]

:mock: Muslims