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Knight
July 7th, 2004, 05:00 PM
Check out this breaking AP story....

3 Bodies Found on Donaldson Ranch in N.M.
Jul 7, 4:53 PM (ET)

HONDO, N.M. (AP) - Three people were found slain on a New Mexico ranch owned by ABC newsman Sam Donaldson, authorities said Wednesday.

Sheriff Tom Sullivan said Donaldson went to the house of his ranch manager on Tuesday and discovered an "obvious crime scene."

Once sheriff's deputies searched the area, they found the bodies of a male and two females, he said. Their identities were not released.

Sullivan said Donaldson was not a suspect and was cooperating with the investigation.

Donaldson owns three ranches in New Mexico and has extensive ties to the state. He grew up on a cotton farm in New Mexico and graduated from New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell.

I didn't know Sam Donaldson was from Roswell New Mexico!!!!

But I should have known. :doh:

The dude is an obvious alien :alien:
Knight
July 7th, 2004, 05:10 PM
More devestating evidence...
Knight
July 7th, 2004, 05:15 PM
The plot sickens.....
Knight
July 7th, 2004, 05:24 PM
Can I rest my case????
Dave Miller
July 7th, 2004, 05:29 PM
I think you have this one nailed, Knight. Good call...

:)

Dave
s9s27s54
July 7th, 2004, 05:30 PM
Oh dear! :doh:
Knight
July 7th, 2004, 05:33 PM
Whoa.... this is getting really strange!
s9s27s54
July 7th, 2004, 05:34 PM
Too strange! :think:
BillyBob
July 7th, 2004, 06:35 PM
Wow, I never realized Donaldson was only 3 feet tall. :think:
Yorzhik
July 8th, 2004, 01:11 AM
You know what they say, the cameras always add 3 feet.
Yorzhik
July 8th, 2004, 01:12 AM
Knight, nice avatar.
Lucky
July 8th, 2004, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by Knight

Can I rest my case????
Please do! :chuckle:
HerodionRomulus
July 8th, 2004, 10:37 AM
Knight,

I am sorry to say that you have violated the laws of the Interstellar Alliance by revealing the true identity of the Vorlon undercover agent.

A team led by special agent J. Hoffa from the court of King Elvis LXIX has been dispatched from Area 51 to deal with you.

When the black helicopters arrive, do not resist. Resistance is Futile and will only earn you the additional punishment of being forced to watch all the episodes of The Waltons repeatedly until your heart bleeds.

:ha:
Knight
July 8th, 2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Lucky

Please do! :chuckle: :cry:
Knight
July 8th, 2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by HerodionRomulus

Knight,

I am sorry to say that you have violated the laws of the Interstellar Alliance by revealing the true identity of the Vorlon undercover agent.

A team led by special agent J. Hoffa from the court of King Elvis IX has been dispatched from Area 51 to deal with you.

When the black helicopters arrive, do not resist. Resistance is Futile and will only earn you the additional punishment of being forced to watch all the episodes of The Waltons repeatedly until your heart bleeds.

:ha: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:





:chuckle:
HerodionRomulus
July 8th, 2004, 10:38 AM
OOPS
Lucky
July 13th, 2004, 11:13 PM
"The Sam Files" links to here. :chuckle:
SOTK
July 14th, 2004, 12:10 AM
:eek: This thread is scary!!
the Sibbie
July 14th, 2004, 11:05 AM
:darwinsm: Funny thread!
Knight
July 14th, 2004, 11:43 AM
If you look really close....
On Fire
July 14th, 2004, 12:47 PM
Yes! I see it! These things don't usually work for me.
Knight
July 14th, 2004, 06:17 PM
ABC News.... the Final Frontier....
Knight
July 22nd, 2004, 12:32 PM
I did some searching through the Roswell New Mexico Archives and found this startling discovery....
Knight
July 22nd, 2004, 12:49 PM
Long before those silly Alien Autopsy photos came out...... these creepy images were discovered in a warehouse in Roswell New Mexico.
Knight
March 1st, 2006, 01:05 PM
We need to "out" some other aliens. :D
Knight
October 13th, 2007, 03:42 PM
Ahh.... a thread from the past. :)
drbrumley
October 13th, 2007, 03:43 PM
Ahh.... a thread from the past. :)

I brought this up last week, just to read it again. Classic!
Adambassador
October 13th, 2007, 04:10 PM
http://aliencelebrities.com/
Knight
October 13th, 2007, 05:36 PM
http://aliencelebrities.com/That's funny! But it took computer effects to "alien-ize" them, while Sam Donaldson WAS IN FACT a alien! Not to mention how creepy it is that he was born in Roswell New Mexico.
obsolete53
October 13th, 2007, 05:41 PM
Knight, you're breaking my heart, I thought Sam Donaldson was the missing link.
The Berean
October 13th, 2007, 05:53 PM
Whoa.... this is getting really strange!

Knight, Klaatu barada nikto!!!
Vaquero45
October 13th, 2007, 07:39 PM
Check out this breaking AP story....

3 Bodies Found on Donaldson Ranch in N.M.
Jul 7, 4:53 PM (ET)

HONDO, N.M. (AP) - Three people were found slain on a New Mexico ranch owned by ABC newsman Sam Donaldson, authorities said Wednesday.

Sheriff Tom Sullivan said Donaldson went to the house of his ranch manager on Tuesday and discovered an "obvious crime scene."

Once sheriff's deputies searched the area, they found the bodies of a male and two females, he said. Their identities were not released.

Sullivan said Donaldson was not a suspect and was cooperating with the investigation.

Donaldson owns three ranches in New Mexico and has extensive ties to the state. He grew up on a cotton farm in New Mexico and graduated from New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell.

I didn't know Sam Donaldson was from Roswell New Mexico!!!!

But I should have known. :doh:

The dude is an obvious alien :alien:

I found a picture of the investigators at Sam's ranch. BTW, my bro "Guysmiley" went to NMMI for a year. Think I should I keep an eye on him?