Get smacked today.

[Knight]

OK... every now and then we all need to be personally insulted and or mocked. In this thread you can come in and make a statement and I or the other TOL mod's and admin's will be glad to personally insult and or mock you.

After you are "smacked" you will feel a large sense of relief and you will most likely have a much better day. Everyone needs a good slap in the face now and then and that is what we are here for.

Most likely you deserve it anyway so you may as well come in here and get what you deserve.

RULES:
Only TruthSmack mod's or admin's will be allowed to hurl insults. (this thread only)

How do you initiate a smackin'???
Just come to this thread and make any statement you like. We will do our best to respond with an appropriate insult.

[Knight]

Its MOCKTOBERFEST!!!

[philosophizer]

"Thou shalt not judge!" ;)

[Sozo]

I'm not scared... because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it... people like me!

[Gerald]

"I exist."

(That should stir the pot quite nicely...) :chuckle:

[Knight]

OK... this is harder than I thought it would be.

I have a hard time insulting the guys I really like.

Gerald? Wickwomen? granite? Where are you when I need you?

[On Fire]

Originally posted by Knight

Its MOCKTOBERFEST!!!

:darwinsm:

[the Sibbie]

Hey! I need smacked...someone please help! I was heating a pot of water and forgot about it until I smelled a horrible smoky smell! The pot wasn't on fire, but it sure was smoldering! :shocked: I had to open a bunch of windows because the smell of the plastic handle on the lid was so toxic smelling (and partially melted)! I'm such a bad girl!!!

[Dave Miller]

When I read the subject. I thought you were offering free kisses...

(Sure, I'm rushing to your rescue. Wait, let me assume the position,
bent over, big smile, go ahead and kiss away!)

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Knight

OK... this is harder than I thought it would be.

I have a hard time insulting the guys I really like.

Gerald? Wickwomen? granite? Where are you when I need you? What?

I already showed up.

C'mon, do your worst!

[philosophizer]

Originally posted by Knight

OK... this is harder than I thought it would be.

I have a hard time insulting the guys I really like.

Gerald? Wickwomen? granite? Where are you when I need you?


Just look at my avatar, feel the inane, Barneyesque "love" flowing from it, and do your worste. :D

[philosophizer]

...by the way, worst spelled with an e at the end means to be especially harsh...... yeah, that's it... :noid:

[Knight]

Get smacked today.

Originally posted by Gerald

"I exist."

(That should stir the pot quite nicely...) :chuckle: You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. What makes you such an idiot?

[Granite]

Originally posted by Knight

OK... this is harder than I thought it would be.

I have a hard time insulting the guys I really like.

Gerald? Wickwomen? granite? Where are you when I need you?

I finally made one of Knight's short lists.

Do your worst, my good man!:D

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by Knight

Get smacked today.

You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. What makes you such an idiot? :shocked: Knight, I didn't know you had it in you?! :darwinsm:

[Knight]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

When I read the subject. I thought you were offering free kisses...

(Sure, I'm rushing to your rescue. Wait, let me assume the position,
bent over, big smile, go ahead and kiss away!) You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. Now, my little limp wristed hermit, do me a favor and place yourself in front of a falling boulder.

[On Fire]

Originally posted by Knight

Get smacked today.

You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. What makes you such an idiot?

Wow. That was good.

No smack for me, thanks.

[Poly]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

Hey! I need smacked...someone please help! I was heating a pot of water and forgot about it until I smelled a horrible smoky smell! The pot wasn't on fire, but it sure was smoldering! :shocked: I had to open a bunch of windows because the smell of the plastic handle on the lid was so toxic smelling (and partially melted)! I'm such a bad girl!!!
What were you thinking?!! You're nothing more than a..... er....

Turbo, why don't you take this one. :eek:

[Knight]

Originally posted by granite1010

I finally made one of Knight's short lists.

Do your worst, my good man!:D Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. If you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you flaming retard.

[Knight]

Originally posted by Poly

What were you thinking?!! You're nothing more than a..... er....

Turbo, why don't you take this one. :eek: :chuckle:

[Poly]

Originally posted by Knight

OK... every now and then we all need to be personally insulted and or mocked. In this thread you can come in and make a statement and I or the other TOL mod's and admin's will be glad to personally insult and or mock you.

After you are "smacked" you will feel a large sense of relief and you will most likely have a much better day. Everyone needs a good slap in the face now and then and that is what we are here for.

Most likely you deserve it anyway so you may as well come in here and get what you deserve.

RULES:
Only TruthSmack mod's or admin's will be allowed to hurl insults. (this thread only)

How do you initiate a smackin'???
Just come to this thread and make any statement you like. We will do our best to respond with an appropriate insult.
Wicky where art thou?

Heeeeere Wicky, Wicky, Wicky, Wicky.....

[On Fire]

Originally posted by Poly

Wicky where art thou?

Heeeeere Wicky, Wicky, Wicky, Wicky.....

She won't show her face around here.....oh, wait.......

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Knight

Get smacked today.

You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. What makes you such an idiot? Just out of idle curiosity, which online insult generator are you using? :chuckle:

[Gerald]

Originally posted by On Fire

Wow. That was good.

No smack for me, thanks. Oh come on, live a little!

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by Poly

What were you thinking?!! You're nothing more than a..... er....That's the problem...I wasn't thinking!! :shocked: And I woke up with a headache and the plastic smell only made it worse!

Turbo, why don't you take this one. :eek: Turbo, I think I may have destroyed one of our pots. It might be salvagable but the teflon might be all scorched off.

[Turbo]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

Hey! I need smacked...someone please help! I was heating a pot of water and forgot about it until I smelled a horrible smoky smell! The pot wasn't on fire, but it sure was smoldering! :shocked: I had to open a bunch of windows because the smell of the plastic handle on the lid was so toxic smelling (and partially melted)! I'm such a bad girl!!! I'll just smack you in person in a little while. :sibbie:

[Sozo]

Is it getting hot in here? Someone open a window!

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by Knight

You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box.


I think you've mistaken me for Sozo's avatar...


All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. Now, my little limp wristed hermit, do me a favor and place yourself in front of a falling boulder.

I feel like I've just saved a small animal from being kicked for
no reason.

Uh, oh, now you've done it, you've stirred up my latent
Calvinist genes...

Psalm 22:

6 But I am a worm and not a man,
scorned by men and despised by the people.
7 All who see me mock me;
they hurl insults, shaking their heads:
8 "He trusts in the LORD ;
let the LORD rescue him.
Let him deliver him,
since he delights in him."

[philosophizer]

You stole a Calvinists jeans?

[Granite]

Originally posted by Knight

Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. If you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you flaming retard.

I'm sorry, is somebody trying to smack me? I think Knight just tickled me. Can somebody check to see if Knight's tried smacking me yet?:D

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by philosophizer

You stole a Calvinists jeans?

I had to, it was my ... destiny.

[Turbo]

Calvin Klein, no doubt. Or maybe Jordache. :flamer:

[On Fire]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

I had to, it was my ... destiny.

Don't you mean "density"?

[aharvey]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

:shocked: Knight, I didn't know you had it in you?! :darwinsm:

New to TOL, are you? Or have you just learned to tune out Fearless Leader?

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by Turbo

Calvin Klein, no doubt. Or maybe Jordache. :flamer:


Guess...

[Knight]

Originally posted by Gerald

Just out of idle curiosity, which online insult generator are you using? :chuckle: Do you honestly think I would waste more than a few seconds writing my own insults for a worthless piece of disc space like you?

:doh: Wait a minute... I just did.

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by aharvey

New to TOL, are you? Or have you just learned to tune out Fearless Leader? I've actually met our Fearless Leader in person. Just never heard him put pimples and puke together before! :ha:

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

I've actually met our Fearless Leader in person. Just never heard him put pimples and puke together before! :ha:

Except on crackers...

[Knight]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Except on crackers... Har... dee.... har... har. :rolleyes: :freak:

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Except on crackers... Didn't you read the rules?! The insults are only to be dished out by the Mods and Admins! If you didn't want any, you should have stayed out!

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

Didn't you read the rules?! The insults are only to be dished out by the Mods and Admins! If you didn't want any, you should have stayed out!

Oh, sure, act innocent. You set that one up!

[Poly]

Originally posted by Gerald

Just out of idle curiosity, which online insult generator are you using? :chuckle:
I, for one, am sick to death of your "better not mess with me or you'll be sorry" crap. You're not fooling anybody with this supposed mystifying persona you erroneously attempt to portray of yourself. You're nothing more than an irritating little gnat. You remind me of an annoying neighborhood kid that everybody hopes will stay in his house so they don't have to put up with his pesky and immature remarks he spews which he only does to try and cover up the fact that he's such a wimp. Wake up and realize that nobody and I mean NOBODY is scared of you, Gerald. Get a life already!

[Crow]

Originally posted by Gerald

What?

I already showed up.

C'mon, do your worst!

Underneath that tough exterior, Gerald has a sensitive caring gentle soul.

[Lighthouse]

Oh, to be a mod, ar admin.:angel:

Hmmm...:think:...It is only by the power of the holy Spirit that anyone submits to God in the first place, or continues to do so.

If I don't get smacked for that, then I guess I just didn't cross the line over into Calvinism...:chuckle:

[philosophizer]

Originally posted by lighthouse

Oh, to be a mod, ar admin.:angel:

Hmmm...:think:...It is only by the power of the holy Spirit that anyone submits to God in the first place, or continues to do so.

If I don't get smacked for that, then I guess I just didn't cross the line over into Calvinism...:chuckle:

I think Dave Miller stole your jeans.

[Lighthouse]

philosophizer-
:crackup:

P.S.
I'm glad you got rid of the rainbowness.

P.P.S.
Why did you remove Nori's quote from your signature?

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by Crow

Underneath that tough exterior, Gerald has a sensitive caring gentle soul. Crow, why did you remove the picture?! That was pretty funny!! :D

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Knight

OK... this is harder than I thought it would be.

I have a hard time insulting the guys I really like.

Gerald? Wickwomen? granite? Where are you when I need you?

I'm not a legion, I'm ONE. (Typical pluralist). And, I don't need to come here for you to insult me. Oh shoot, I think I just asked for it.

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by wickwoman

I'm not a legion, I'm ONE. (Typical pluralist). And, I don't need to come here for you to insult me. Oh shoot, I think I just asked for it. :darwinsm: Now you've done it!

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

:darwinsm: Now you've done it!

I know. I'm actually a masochist. It's been QUITE A WEEK.

[philosophizer]

Originally posted by lighthouse

philosophizer-
:crackup:

P.S.
I'm glad you got rid of the rainbowness.

P.P.S.
Why did you remove Nori's quote from your signature?


I'll probably put Nori's quote back up after Halloween. But right now, all I can say is "Shire......... Baggins........." I mean, really, what can you expect from the undead?

[Lighthouse]

Knight-
I am begging to be a moderator for a day, or so, just so I can say what I want to say in this thread. Please!

[Crow]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

Crow, why did you remove the picture?! That was pretty funny!! :D

I couldn't get it sharpened up as much as I wanted.

[Crow]

Here, Sibbie~~~

:drum:

Presenting...

Saint Gerald!

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Poly
I, for one, am sick to death of your "better not mess with me or you'll be sorry" crap. You're not fooling anybody with this supposed mystifying persona you erroneously attempt to portray of yourself. You're nothing more than an irritating little gnat. You remind me of an annoying neighborhood kid that everybody hopes will stay in his house so they don't have to put up with his pesky and immature remarks he spews which he only does to try and cover up the fact that he's such a wimp. Wake up and realize that nobody and I mean NOBODY is scared of you, Gerald. Get a life already! Do you feel better now, my sweet, my delicate daffodil, my fragrant titan arum?

Somebody would do well to switch to decaf, and stop taking things so seriously.

You're always good for a laugh, Poly my dear; that's why I so enjoy yanking your chain.

:)

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Crow

Underneath that tough exterior, Gerald has a sensitive caring gentle soul. Now, that was low.

God will get you for that, you know... ;)

[Crow]

:chuckle:

[Poly]

Originally posted by Gerald

Do you feel better now, my sweet, my delicate daffodil, my fragrant titan arum?

Somebody would do well to switch to decaf, and stop taking things so seriously.

You're always good for a laugh, Poly my dear; that's why I so enjoy yanking your chain.

:)

Knight made you a moderator???!!!

Why didn't somebody tell me that hell froze over??!!! :noid:

[wickwoman]

I agree Gerald's a real teddy bear. Gerald. Here's a song for you sweety:

Barbara: I finally found someone, who knocks me off my feet;
BA: I finally found the one who makes me feel complete...
Barbra: It started over coffee, we started out as friends;
Barbra: It's funny how from simple things; the best things begin...
BA: This time is different;
Barbra: la la la la
BA: It's all because of you!

[Poly]

Originally posted by wickwoman

I agree Gerald's a real teddy bear. Gerald. Here's a song for you sweety:

Barbara: I finally found someone, who knocks me off my feet;
BA: I finally found the one who makes me feel complete...
Barbra: It started over coffee, we started out as friends;
Barbra: It's funny how from simple things; the best things begin...
BA: This time is different;
Barbra: la la la la
BA: It's all because of you!

Didn’t anybody ever tell you that eating wild mushrooms is bad for your brain cells? And since you tend to have only a few that seem to still be in use, please do us all a favor and stand really close to microwaves when in use. Maybe we'll all get lucky and they'll finish off your remaining few so that we don't have to hear anymore of your pathetic rantings on peace, love and joy. You and all your homo loving friends and fags can just climb right back into that sewage of slime from whence you came. (and take barbara with you. Your avatar sucks!)

Why can’t we all just get along…

heavy sturdy piece of rope so that you can go hang yourself!

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Poly

Didn’t anybody ever tell you that eating wild mushrooms is bad for your brain cells? And since you tend to have only a few that seem to still be in use, please do us all a favor and stand really close to microwaves when in use. Maybe we'll all get lucky and they'll finish off your remaining few so that we don't have to hear anymore of your pathetic rantings on peace, love and joy. You and all your homo loving friends and fags can just climb right back into that sewage of slime from whence you came. (and take barbara with you. Your avatar sucks!)

Why can’t we all just get along…

heavy sturdy piece of rope so that you can go hang yourself!

Ain't she cute?

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[Gerald]

Originally posted by wickwoman

Ain't she cute?

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: The absolute picture of love and affection.

[Lighthouse]

That was pretty clever, Poly!:crackup::thumb:

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Poly
heavy sturdy piece of rope so that you can go hang yourself! Oh, come on, Poly, use that rope and throttle wicky yourself.

You know you want to... ;)

[the Sibbie]

Note to self: Never get on Poly's bad side. Yikes! :chuckle:

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Poly

Knight made you a moderator???!!!

Why didn't somebody tell me that hell froze over??!!! :noid: Only moderators can throw insults on this thread, as you well know.

Nothing I said in that comment was remotely insulting and you know it. :D

[Gerald]

Originally posted by the Sibbie
Note to self: Never get on Poly's bad side. Yikes! :chuckle: I'm sure she's just as kind and gentle...as I am... :chuckle:

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Poly

Didn’t anybody ever tell you that eating wild mushrooms is bad for your brain cells? And since you tend to have only a few that seem to still be in use, please do us all a favor and stand really close to microwaves when in use. Maybe we'll all get lucky and they'll finish off your remaining few so that we don't have to hear anymore of your pathetic rantings on peace, love and joy. You and all your homo loving friends and fags can just climb right back into that sewage of slime from whence you came. (and take barbara with you. Your avatar sucks!)

Why can’t we all just get along…

heavy sturdy piece of rope so that you can go hang yourself!

Anyway Poly. I said I was a masochist but I don't swing that way. But, thanks for the offer.

[On Fire]

Originally posted by wickwoman
swing that way

Get it? Swing. Rope. Hang. Get it?

[Balder]

I don't think I've made any lists yet, for praise or blame. But I'm sure that doesn't mean that the Mods here wouldn't enjoy smacking me one! So...have at it.

To give you some fuel...

In India, there are saints known for hurling abuse at people. That's their job. They sit around in caves looking ugly and mean, and people approach them with their problems. The saint then hurls abuse at them, and sometimes even strikes them or throws things at them. Tradition has it that if you can accept the abuse with humility, instead of reacting against the abuser, God will hear your prayers and answer them...

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by Balder

I don't think I've made any lists yet, for praise or blame. But I'm sure that doesn't mean that the Mods here wouldn't enjoy smacking me one! So...have at it.

To give you some fuel...

In India, there are saints known for hurling abuse at people. That's their job. They sit around in caves looking ugly and mean, and people approach them with their problems. The saint then hurls abuse at them, and sometimes even strikes them or throws things at them. Tradition has it that if you can accept the abuse with humility, instead of reacting against the abuser, God will hear your prayers and answer them...

Wow, maybe there is a valid place for TOL fundies in God's
scheme after all. They represent my "growing edge" for
tolerance.

You were asking something about God represented as abusive
in the OT? Maybe this starts answering your questions?

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Balder
In India, there are saints known for hurling abuse at people. That's their job. They sit around in caves looking ugly and mean, and people approach them with their problems. The saint then hurls abuse at them, and sometimes even strikes them or throws things at them. Tradition has it that if you can accept the abuse with humility, instead of reacting against the abuser, God will hear your prayers and answer them...

And all this time I thought I was just being sweet for no reason. Will I still gain merit if I continue to be sweet now that I know I will get a reward?

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by wickwoman

Anyway Poly. I said I was a masochist but I don't swing that way. But, thanks for the offer.

Poly and W W sittin' in a tree....

[On Fire]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Dave and W W sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Oh, wait....can 2 straight, heterosexual people still get married?

:darwinsm:

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by wickwoman

And all this time I thought I was just being sweet for no reason. Will I still gain merit if I continue to be sweet now that I know I will get a reward?

Only if you lose that avatar. I'm tolerant, but my mother in law
is a big fan of her's so I get the heebe jeebees when I see it.
At least put some clothes on her...

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Only if you lose that avatar. I'm tolerant, but my mother in law
is a big fan of her's so I get the heebe jeebees when I see it.
At least put some clothes on her...

Geeeez. It's the most Wickwoman resembling picture of her I could find. It's what the public voted for Dave. Get with the program. I'll look for a Yentel picture, how about that?

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by wickwoman

Geeeez. It's the most Wickwoman resembling picture of her I could find. It's what the public voted for Dave. Get with the program. I'll look for a Yentel picture, how about that?

Got anything in an Amish frock? I guess Yentel would
be close to that, OK...

How about WW in an Amish frock?

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Got anything in an Amish frock? I guess Yentel would
be close to that, OK...

How about WW in an Amish frock?

Let's see, I'm rifling through my closet. Hippy, Hippy, Hippy, casual, hippy, flower child, goth, new age, hippy, hippy, flower child.

Sorry no Amish. Wouldn't I have to actually grow and spin the cotton for that? I really just don't have time. Sorry. How do you feel about flower child/hippy?

[Dave Miller]

Originally posted by wickwoman

Let's see, I'm rifling through my closet. Hippy, Hippy, Hippy, casual, hippy, flower child, goth, new age, hippy, hippy, flower child.

Sorry no Amish. Wouldn't I have to actually grow and spin the cotton for that? I really just don't have time. Sorry. How do you feel about flower child/hippy?

Amish actually are flower children, in conservative dress...

pacifists, living off the land, all - like - natural, you know?

Its good stuff...

[cattyfan]

For those of you who ask for a smackin'

The Masochism Tango

(Tom Lehrer)

Another familiar type of love song is the passionate or fiery variety, usually in tango tempo, in which the singer exhorts his partner to haunt him and taunt him and, if at all possible, to consume him with a kiss of fire. This particular illustration of this genre is called The Masochism Tango.


I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.

And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.

I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Amish actually are flower children, in conservative dress...

pacifists, living off the land, all - like - natural, you know?

Its good stuff...

Well, minus the free love and drugs.

Disclaimer: Wickwoman does not in any way, shape or form condone the use or drugs. Or free love that matter, people should have to pay for that.

[Redfin]

Originally posted by wickwoman

"And all this time I thought I was just being sweet for no reason. Will I still gain merit if I continue to be sweet now that I know I will get a reward?"

Originally posted by wickwoman

"Redfin:

You seem a little obsessed with the sexual practices of others. Have a few lingering dark unrealized fantasies? It's not nice to peek into the bedrooms of others. Not enough excitement of your own?"

LINK (http://www.theologyonline.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=610302#post610302)

No reward for you! :chuckle:

[Ninjashadow]

:BRAVO: I can get my fix in!!! Come mod's and admins, give me your best shots (that's plural folks).

[ShadowMaid]

Lookie here at this thread. :D

[Ninjashadow]

I'm still waiting and it's not good business to keep customers waiting.

[Knight]

Originally posted by ninjashadow

:BRAVO: I can get my fix in!!! Come mod's and admins, give me your best shots (that's plural folks). Make some sort of statement on a topic so we have some material to SMACK you with!

[Ninjashadow]

The sky is blue.

[Poly]

Originally posted by ninjashadow

I'm still waiting and it's not good business to keep customers waiting.

I'm afraid you're not getting one out of me, Ninja. I've had second thoughts now that I've gone back and looked at some of Knight's masterpieces. I'm afraid I simply cannot hold a candle to his brilliance.

[Ninjashadow]

Brilliance? He's like a turkey turd on a pump handle.

[Knight]

Originally posted by ninjashadow

The sky is blue. The sky is blue?

The sky is blue????

Is that the best you can do? What kind of a flaming retard are you anyway? When God was handing out brains where you out to lunch? Or did you think He said "stains" and you replied "no thanks, no stains for me".

Come on you molehill of wit, you are going to have to do better than this!






p.s. J/K - you know we love ya!

[Ninjashadow]

I give you a 2 out of 10 on that one. It was kind of lame. I expect better from you Knight. Let's try this again.

Hockey is a good sport.

[Frank Ernest]

Originally posted by Knight

Get smacked today.

You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. What makes you such an idiot?
Ma-a-a-aster! :bow:

[julie21]

C'mon Frank...just 'cos you can't get 'smacked' by Halle Berry...now youv'e gone to lookin' for the easy fix...for Knight to fulfil that empty need in your life!...SHAME FRANK!SHAME!:chuckle:

[Frank Ernest]

Originally posted by julie21

C'mon Frank...just 'cos you can't get 'smacked' by Halle Berry...now youv'e gone to lookin' for the easy fix...for Knight to fulfil that empty need in your life!...SHAME FRANK!SHAME!:chuckle:
:darwinsm: I acknowledge :knight: as a Master of Alliterative Insult. He earned it fair and square.

Empty needs in my life? :nono: I'm sure if Halle is unavailable, there are exceptionally suitable alternatives. :devil:

[Ninjashadow]

Knight has yet to impress me. I've been waiting for him to intelligently "smack" me and he has yet to do it. Come on Knight, I know you can do better!

[Knight]

Originally posted by ninjashadow

I give you a 2 out of 10 on that one. It was kind of lame. I expect better from you Knight. Let's try this again.

Hockey is a good sport. Hockey is a "good" sport????

Hockey is a great sport...... you tree hugging, limp wristed, granola eating, welfare collecting, soccer loving pile of waste. Any lame-wad who doesn't realize that hockey is the supreme team sport obviously has some sort of severe learning disability or is gay, I am guessing you are the latter. :flamer:

[Ninjashadow]

Better, but still not there. 5 out of 10.

[Knight]

Originally posted by ninjashadow

Better, but still not there. 5 out of 10. Its much harder to insult people I actually like. :)

[Ninjashadow]

I'm going to give you an easy one an we can get you into practice. All this talk of fellowship week, I think, has taken away your mean spirit. So, here goes.

I am a liberal.

[cattyfan]

Originally posted by ninjashadow


I am a liberal.

:shocked: Aaaaahhhhhhh! Not that!

[Ninjashadow]

I wanted to give Knight an easy one. His smacking has lacked lately. I'm going to have to get him back into shape.

[cattyfan]

Knight's smacking is lacking? How Dr. Seuss of you...

[Ninjashadow]

:D

[Lighthouse]

Knight-
Hockey is not a good sport, I agree... with that much. Hockey is stupid! All sports are stupid! I hate sports!

[Ninjashadow]

I sounds to me like you were the nerdy kid who always got picked last for kickball, LH. ;)

[Lighthouse]

Actually I was, but I was pretty ggod at it. But I was just messing with Knight. I kinda like hockey. And I like Baseball as well. And boxing. Fights are always cool, which is one of the things I like about hockey.:hockey:

[Ninjashadow]

Ever watch UFC?

[Lighthouse]

No.

[Ninjashadow]

That's some good fighting.

[Mr. 5020]

Originally posted by ninjashadow

I sounds to me like you were the nerdy kid who always got picked last for kickball, LH. ;) He was the kickball.

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Mr. 5020

He was the kickball.

:darwinsm:

[SOTK]

:crackup:

[SOTK]

Originally posted by Knight

Hockey is a "good" sport????

Hockey is a great sport...... you tree hugging, limp wristed, granola eating, welfare collecting, soccer loving pile of waste. Any lame-wad who doesn't realize that hockey is the supreme team sport obviously has some sort of severe learning disability or is gay, I am guessing you are the latter. :flamer:

:chuckle:

[Ninjashadow]

You see, the thing is, I didn't feel smacked on that one, it was more of a very light tap.

[SOTK]

The :flamer: smilie always cracks me up! :darwinsm:

[Ninjashadow]

:flamer:

[Gerald]

Hockey would be better if they put blades on the ends of the sticks.

Then I suppose it could be called hackey...

[Servo]

Hockey is violent and should be illegal. Plus it encourages competition!

[julie21]

Ninja: You see, the thing is, I didn't feel smacked on that one, it was more of a very light tap.
For Pete's sake...give the boy a HARD smacking to the ground...pleez!!!
I heard that soccer was such a girls game that even Michael Jackson played it!;)

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Shimei

Hockey is violent and should be illegal.You misspelled "is great fun to watch"... ;) :chuckle:
Plus it encourages competition!Which encourages cheating. Your point? :angel:

[Servo]

Originally posted by Gerald

You misspelled "is great fun to watch"... ;) :chuckle:
Which encourages cheating. Your point? :angel:

Uhh....I think you are missing the point of this thread. Thanks for being a spel checker though.

[Lucky]

OK... every now and then we all need to be personally insulted and or mocked. In this thread you can come in and make a statement and I or the other TOL mod's and admin's will be glad to personally insult and or mock you.

After you are "smacked" you will feel a large sense of relief and you will most likely have a much better day. Everyone needs a good slap in the face now and then and that is what we are here for.

Most likely you deserve it anyway so you may as well come in here and get what you deserve.

RULES:
Only TruthSmack mod's or admin's will be allowed to hurl insults. (this thread only)

How do you initiate a smackin'???
Just come to this thread and make any statement you like. We will do our best to respond with an appropriate insult.
Now I can hurl insults too. :banana:

[kmoney]

Now I can hurl insults too. :banana:
Hi Lackey!

[koban]

Now I can hurl


:vomit:
















:darwinsm:

[Granite]

Its much harder to insult people I actually like. :)

(Pops in quickly, ducks out.)

[kmoney]

(Pops in quickly, ducks out.)
:sozo: Coward!

;)

[Lucky]

Hi Lackey!
What's up you queer looking, Ambercrummy and Stench wearing, metero, mamby pamby, Old Testament God hating, spineless, brainless, limp-wristed gay wannabe! :wave:

[kmoney]

What's up you queer looking, Ambercrummy and Stench wearing, metero, mamby pamby, Old Testament God hating, spineless, brainless, limp-wristed gay wannabe! :wave:
:taoist: You don't play nice!! :taoist:

[docrob57]

Predestination was predestined from the beginining of Creation. Accordingly, all things likely to be predestined are otherwise unlikely not to be.

Here is a syllogism:

Nothing can happen unless it was predestined.
Something happened.
Therefore, something was predestined.

[koban]

:taoist: You don't play nice!! :taoist:



Buck up, little camper (http://www.theologyonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23253&page=1&pp=15), the sun will come out tomorrow. :rain: Now wipe those eyes and put on a great big Jesus smile!




:darwinsm:

[Mr. 5020]

I give you a 2 out of 10 on that one. It was kind of lame. I expect better from you Knight. Let's try this again.

Hockey is a good sport.Hockey? A sport??? :ha:

Hockey is an outlet for in-the-closet homos who don't want to figure skate.

[Lucky]

Predestination was predestined from the beginining of Creation. Accordingly, all things likely to be predestined are otherwise unlikely not to be.

Here is a syllogism:

Nothing can happen unless it was predestined.
Something happened.
Therefore, something was predestined.
Hey Boogers for Brains, what kind of maggot-infested rotten baloney is that spewing out of your deformed sorry excuse for a head?


:devil:

[docrob57]

Hey Boogers for Brains, what kind of maggot-infested rotten baloney is that spewing out of your deformed sorry excuse for a head?


:devil:
Thank you.

[kmoney]

:darwinsm:
:crackup:

great line Vanquero!

[Vaquero45]

:crackup:

great line Vanquero!

lol, thanks, LA was having a bad day. Was just trying to cheer him up. :)




added in edit, oooops, I went and posted here, guess that opens me up to get smacked. :doh:

[Mr. 5020]

Hockey? A sport??? :ha:

Hockey is an outlet for in-the-closet homos who don't want to figure skate.

[SUTG]

Your mama's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

[allsmiles]

OK... every now and then we all need to be personally insulted and or mocked. In this thread you can come in and make a statement and I or the other TOL mod's and admin's will be glad to personally insult and or mock you.

After you are "smacked" you will feel a large sense of relief and you will most likely have a much better day. Everyone needs a good slap in the face now and then and that is what we are here for.

Most likely you deserve it anyway so you may as well come in here and get what you deserve.

RULES:
Only TruthSmack mod's or admin's will be allowed to hurl insults. (this thread only)

How do you initiate a smackin'???
Just come to this thread and make any statement you like. We will do our best to respond with an appropriate insult.

be prepared to have smack both of my cheeks;) i have a tendency to turn them from time to time:chuckle:

[kmoney]

Any of you pansy mods want to take a shot at me???

[Lighthouse]

Fish tacos are nasty!

[Lucky]

Any of you pansy mods want to take a shot at me???
Are you so insanely desperate for attention you shout for it like there's no tomorrow for your insipid excuse for a human existence?

[Lucky]

be prepared to have smack both of my cheeks;) i have a tendency to turn them from time to time:chuckle:
I'm sure we all know what cheeks you like to turn. :flamer:

[koban]

Are you so insanely desperate for attention you shout for it like there's no tomorrow for your insipid excuse for a human existence?


:darwinsm: kmo - you got exactly what you asked for! :banana:

[kmoney]

:darwinsm: kmo - you got exactly what you asked for! :banana:
yep! I asked for a pansy mod and Lucky scampered in. :rotfl:

[kmoney]

I'm sure we all know what cheeks you like to turn. :flamer:
:rotfl: good one!!

[kmoney]

Are you so insanely desperate for attention you shout for it like there's no tomorrow for your insipid excuse for a human existence?
I'm a glutton for punishment, what can I say.

[Dread Helm]

The TOL staff are:

Poisonous bunch-back'd toads!

[BillyBob]

yep! I asked for a pansy mod and Lucky scampered in. :rotfl:

:darwinsm:

[Chilli]

So... what's the difference between this and the other TOL threads?