Stupid comic book covers

[Jefferson]

I'm sure lighthouse will disagree but these are just absurd:

http://www.superdickery.com/other/1.html

[Granite]

:darwinsm:

Great stuff!

[ShadowMaid]

What the...! :freak: Were those actual covers?

[Ninjashadow]

Notice they involve Superman?

[Wamba]

Superman = :flamer:

[Ninjashadow]

Very true indeed Wamba.

[Flipper]

These are great! Thanks for posting the link...

[Lighthouse]

Actually, I've already seen them. There's a reason I like Post-Crisis more then Pre-Crisis. Story concepts like these are why.

In the first one there wasn't anything wrong with her, but she was under hypnosis, and thought she was ugly.:nono:

[Free-Agent Smith]

Originally posted by ShadowMaid

What the...! :freak: Were those actual covers? Yeah a bit disturbing isn't it?

If you think those were bad, look for one titled Dr.Giggles.

[Turbo]

I was surprised not to find this cover at that site:

[Imrahil]

Rainbow Batman? :flamer:

[Turbo]

I think Robin was cutting Batman an awful lot of slack by calling the costume he's wearing "red."

[ShadowMaid]

Crazy... :kookoo:

[Imrahil]

Originally posted by Turbo

I think Robin was cutting Batman an awful lot of slack by calling the costume he's wearing "red."

I guess "hot pink" took up to much space.

[Free-Agent Smith]

Ok that's disturbing.

[Lighthouse]

I'm just glad the new writers are writing what they want, instead of what they think will work for little kids.

[Free-Agent Smith]

Unfortunately most comics aren't really for kids anymore.

[Lighthouse]

Unfortunately?! Bite your tongue!

[Free-Agent Smith]

Kids need things like decent comics about heros they can respect.

[Lighthouse]

There are comics for kids. But if it weren't for the writers writing for themselves, what would I read? I'm not a kid, I'm 24.:eek:

[Free-Agent Smith]

Other books?

[LivingDeadDoll]

Wow, so i wonder if I glue an etch-a-sketch onto my son's batman if he will think it's a whole new toy...I think that one was pretty great!

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by lighthouse

There are comics for kids. But if it weren't for the writers writing for themselves, what would I read?Gee, I don't know. How 'bout history books? Philosophy books? Political commentary? You know, things adults read.

[Ninjashadow]

How about a philosophy book taught by Batman?

[Ninjashadow]

The Joker could come in with some alternate thinking from Batman's and Batman could whoop up on him.

[Turbo]

Originally posted by LivingDeadDoll

Wow, so i wonder if I glue an etch-a-sketch onto my son's batman if he will think it's a whole new toy...I think that one was pretty great! Is it a key-chain Etch-A-Sketch?

[Turbo]

Originally posted by Jefferson

Gee, I don't know. How 'bout history books? Yeah, lighthouse. Don't you have any of those coffeetable books on the history of Batman?

[LivingDeadDoll]

Originally posted by Turbo

Is it a key-chain Etch-A-Sketch?

Ahhh..vedy good young grasshoppa'!

it is! :cool:

[Turbo]

Then you should be good to go!

[Free-Agent Smith]

Well you could read some Spider-Man, X-Men, Iron Man, Wolverine, etc., ...

I also liked some of the Spawn comics as well.

[Lighthouse]

Originally posted by Turbo

Yeah, lighthouse. Don't you have any of those coffeetable books on the history of Batman?
I wish.

I have one on Spider-Man, and one on the X-Men, though.:D

[Free-Agent Smith]

Well you could pick up a Wixard or one of the many other magazines that review comics. Sometimes they even have stuff about video games but not much. You could get some of the graphic novels. I picked up one a few years back that shows all the variations of Spide-Man's wedding; in the comics, at Yankee Stadium, dailies, and in some of the side-titles.

[SOTK]

Are those real are just somebody poking fun?

[Turbo]

They're real, mostly from the 50s and 60s.

[SOTK]

Originally posted by Turbo

They're real, mostly from the 50s and 60s.

Wow. Pretty weird.

[Lighthouse]

Sad, isn't it?

[Ninjashadow]

There's a Batman history, villians, "powers" etc., book I saw at Barnes and Noble the other day. I almost bought it.

[Lighthouse]

Almost? You should have your geek license revoked.:nono:

[Granite]

The nutty thing's that my father owns a lot of these and I recognize easily a third of the covers...

[Ninjashadow]

Originally posted by lighthouse

Almost? You should have your geek license revoked.:nono:

It was almost fifty bucks and I'm a college student. Fifty bucks is food for a week...I suppose I could have eaten the pages after I read them.

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by ninjashadow

It was almost fifty bucks and I'm a college student. Fifty bucks is food for a week...I suppose I could have eaten the pages after I read them.



:chuckle:

Yum :chew:

[Lighthouse]

Originally posted by ninjashadow

It was almost fifty bucks and I'm a college student. Fifty bucks is food for a week...I suppose I could have eaten the pages after I read them.
If you were a real geek, you would have starved to have that book.

[Ninjashadow]

Well, I'm half jock.

[Infamous Plug]

I couldn't believe the first one on the list,it made me wonder.
She had the lead helmet but no lead lined bra or panties .
strange and for reasons i would never know.

[Lighthouse]

She didn't think the rest of her body was ugly. She just didn't want Superman to see her face, because she thought it was hideous.

[Turbo]

:sigh: