TheologyOnLine T-Shirt slogan contest!

[Knight]

T-Shirt slogan contest

OK TOL'ers....

The following is the latest TheologyOnLine contest. And it starts right now on THIS thread! I want you to submit your idea for a new clever, funny, witty, cutting or whatever (be creative) TheologyOnline T-Shirt slogan.

The T-Shirt slogan can be just a "one sider" one or be a front and back idea.

I..... and the other TOL admin's and moderators will be the judges and the winner will be announced in THREE WEEKS from today (March 15th).

What will the winner get?
The winner will get his choice of TOL t-shirts (he can pick his/her own winning idea if he likes.). Or pick any white T-shirt from the TOL store (http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=tolstore)

Other rules:
The winning slogan need to be short enough to fit legibly on a T-Shirt. The winning slogan idea cannot contain references to copy-written material.

Judging these slogans will be subjective and be judged based on cleverness, originality, marketability (yes we will add this slogan idea to our TOL product line).

The winning slogan will be turned into a T-Shirt design and added to the TOL puduct line in the TOL store.

Be creative, have fun, and you can submit as many slogan ideas as you like but you must submit them here on this thread.

Thanks and good luck!

[ebenz47037]

I gather moderators are not allowed to participate in this contest except for voting on the new slogan. Right, Knight?

[Knight]

Originally posted by ebenz47037
I gather moderators are not allowed to participate in this contest except for voting on the new slogan. Right, Knight? Yea.... no mods or admins can participate. But..... if you really have a great idea you could have a friend submit it!

[ebenz47037]

Okay. I'll give it some thought. Now, who's my friend on this board? :angel: :D

[shilohproject]

TOL: Come Meet the Real WebMASTER!

[s9s27s54]

Right Knight rymes.

[Freak]

Home Away from Home

--or--

Fascinating Debates, Healthy Fellowship, Battle Royales, and Heretics

[Psycho Dave]

I'll start of with the one that will probably win the contest. here it is:

"W.W.S.W.J.S." (What Web Site Would Jesus Surf)

************************************

What follows are cynnical ditties for the amusement of the nonbelievers out there...


"Submit to God, OR ELSE!!!"

"Theology Online: Training America's Future Taliban"

"Bark if you Love Jesus"

"Democracy is a Heresy against God" -- Bob Enyart

"Monarchy is the best form of Government, and a system inspired by God. Jesus was not called Senator of Senators, he was called King of Kings" -- Bob Enyart

"The Church has fallen prey to the heresy of Democracy" -- R. J. Rushdooney

"Our culture is superior because our religion is Chrsitianity..." -- Pat Buchanan

"Seeking to replace the heresy of Democracy with Biblical law."

"There is nothing in the constitution that sancified the separation of church and state" -- Pat Robertson

[charly42]

dead theologians know best!!

[ebenz47037]

"Submit to God, OR ELSE!!!"

"The Church has fallen prey to the heresy of Democracy" -- R. J. Rushdooney





As a cynical, sarcastic (sometimes) Christian, I like the two above. :D

[Duncan]

WHERE IS DEEDEE?

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by Psycho Dave
I'll start of with the one that will probably win the contest. here it is:

"W.W.S.W.J.S." (What Web Site Would Jesus Surf)
So far this one gets my vote.

[Freak]

Originally posted by Duncan
WHERE IS DEEDEE?

:eek:

[Koopa]

So many puns rattling around in my brain.

"What's up, Doctrine?"

No.. that one made me shudder.

"Say your prayers, Jabez"

"How many Angels dance on the head of a pin?"

"Your Sacred beliefs are probably wrong. Come find out why!" (With Big ironic smiley face)

"God is watching you read this shirt"

[Poly]

WWSWJS-- I love it!!!

[avitw]

Front side: A VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS...
Back side: ...FIGHTING LIBERAL LIES

This might catch the interest of secular conservatives. Maybe even pique the interest of some of those nasty liberals.

or Back side: ...SLAYING THE DRAGONS OF HYPOCRISY

[Flipper]

"Ignorance Is Strength"?

[temple2006]

REBUKE !!!

REBUKE!!!!!! REBUKE!!!!!!!!! REBUKE !!! REBUKE!!!!!! REBUKE!!!!!!!!!

[Knight]

Nori's mom e-mailed me these two ideas....

ASAP....Always Say A Prayer

WJDD...What Jesus Did Do

[TMRobinson]

JESUS....
Whipped sinners in line.
Turn the table of folks.

What's your ministry like?

THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

[TheFlame]

Okay, here's my idea:

ETERNITY: Will you be smoking or non-smoking?

[Psycho Dave]

Here's shortened version of my idea:

W.W.J.S.
(Where Would Jesus Surf)

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by Psycho Dave
Here's shortened version of my idea:

W.W.J.S.
(Where Would Jesus Surf)
Or you could shorten it to: W.W.W.J.S
(What Website Would Jesus Surf?

"Web Site" can be one word instead of two.

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by avitw
Front side: A VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS...
Back side: ...FIGHTING LIBERAL LIES

This might catch the interest of secular conservatives. Maybe even pique the interest of some of those nasty liberals.

or Back side: ...SLAYING THE DRAGONS OF HYPOCRISY

Knight,

I like the front side idea for this one and the "SLAYING THE DRAGONS OF HYPOCRISY" for the back.

[Goose]

Judging for Dummies

And design it as a book cover like the "... for Dummies" books. Similar to the humor in God Version 6.0

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by Goose
Judging for Dummies

And design it as a book cover like the "... for Dummies" books. Similar to the humor in God Version 6.0
Ooooh that's good. That's really good. This might be my new favorite. I don't know.

[Jefferson]

Goose:

Knight wrote:
Yea.... no mods or admins can participate. But..... if you really have a great idea you could have a friend submit it!
So get a friend to submit your idea.

[raphe]

"SAVED....DESPITE POPULAR OPINION!"

[beanieboy]

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"

[Goose]

Originally posted by Jefferson

Ooooh that's good. That's really good. This might be my new favorite. I don't know. Actually, I had the whole cover "image" almost done, but I can't seem to find it. :(

[Sozo]

www.theologyonline.com

...for those who think they know Jesus!

[la rubia]

What Poly always says: "TOL: Home of the bible smackdown"

[ClaypoolKid]

{1}
TheologyOnline
"The battle between sense and senseless."
(Sense usually wins.)
{2}
TheologyOnline
"Sometimes Christians agree."
{3}
TheologyOnline
"Where right is right and left is wrong."

[Poly]

Originally posted by ClaypoolKid
{1}
TheologyOnline
"The battle between sense and senseless."
(Sense usually wins.)
{2}
TheologyOnline
"Sometimes Christians agree."
{3}
TheologyOnline
"Where right is right and left is wrong."
ooooooo... I like! A lot! (1)

[lucybelle]

ok- my turn....

TOL- Because everything else is of the Devil...

Got God? :D

[Mustard Seed]

Question.

Can we come up with the actual artwork? I love graphic design. If we do come up with the art how many colors? Would Illustrator be okay?

[Knight]

Originally posted by Mustard Seed
Question.

Can we come up with the actual artwork? I love graphic design. If we do come up with the art how many colors? Would Illustrator be okay? Yes you could submit a jpeg version of your design to the gallery.

However that wont get you any extra credit! :D

Use as many colors as you like. It will be printed in CMYK.

The design can be no larger than 8x10 or 10X8 :)

When done just provide a link on this thread to your image in the gallery.

[OMEGA]

Theology on the line

Theology line by line

Theology is my line

Theology = Theatre of the line .

Stretch your Mind at Theology Online

T. O. L. - THE - O - LOGY

(FRONT) WHERE IN HELL DID YOU COME FROM ?

(FRONT) WHERE IN HELL ARE YOU GOING ?

(BACK) THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

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FRONT ---- GET YE BACK !

BACK ---- TO THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

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FRONT ===== HEAVEN AND HELL
BACK -------- AT THEOLOGYONLINE.COM:thumb:

[Psycho Dave]

Claypoolkid wrote:

{1}
TheologyOnline
"The battle between sense and senseless."
(Sense usually wins.)

Too divisive. It says that this is a place where people are always fighting.

{2}
TheologyOnline
"Sometimes Christians agree."

too vague.
{3}
TheologyOnline
"Where right is right and left is wrong."

To narrow a focus. the website is about much more than right-versus-left politics.

[aikido7]

JESUS, B.C.
(Before Christianity)

NO WAR--"Love Your enemies"
He either said it or he didn't!

What Would the REAL Jesus Do?

God Has a Better Idea

Everyone's Got Religion!
(What's Yours?)

Stamp Out Biblical Illiteracy!
Let Jesus Speak for Himself!

Jesus Preached the Coming Kingdom
what came was the church....

[beanieboy]

Originally posted by Psycho Dave
Claypoolkid wrote:

Too divisive. It says that this is a place where people are always fighting.

too vague.

To narrow a focus. the website is about much more than right-versus-left politics.

<cough> Pay no attention to that elephant behind the curtain.


How about, "You are a digusting piece of puke. I say that because I love you."

TOL - redifining love to a jaw dropping level

[beanieboy]

"There are those who know Jesus, and those who THINK they know Jesus. I like to think of myself as one of those people who think they know Jesus."

[beanieboy]

Originally posted by TMRobinson
JESUS....
Whipped sinners in line.
Turn the table of folks.

What's your ministry like?

THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

<cough> uh, whipping the people selling sacrifices and turning a profit marketing God?
T-shirts. Get you T-shirts. Fresh from the mouth of God....

[Knight]

Originally posted by beanieboy How about, "You are a digusting piece of puke. I say that because I love you."Hey thats pretty good!

[aikido7]

Other ideas:

How many tables in the temple have YOU tipped over today?

Belief is holding onto a rock in the river; faith is learning to swim

Prevent biblical illiteracy--become a "blue-collar" scholar!

(my interpretation of) JESUS SAVES!

[Vitamin J]

Where the losers just WONT go away. :)

[Poly]

Originally posted by Vitamin J
Where the losers just WONT go away. :)
:D Sometimes we like it like that though don't we?;)

[beanieboy]

I like

Front: Jesus saves souls...
Back.. and redeems them for valuable prizes!

[Knight]

Originally posted by beanieboy
I like

Front: Jesus saves souls...
Back.. and redeems them for valuable prizes! Hey beanie how about....

For it is written: "As I live, says the LORD, Every knee shall bow to Me, And every tongue shall confess to God." - Romans 14:11

That one is pretty good eh? :D

[ClaypoolKid]

{1}
TheologyOnline
"The battle between sense and senseless."
(Sense usually wins.)

Did I really write that? Senseless? Of course I meant ‘nonsense’.

“The Battle between sense and nonsense.”

Psycho Dave thinks its too divisive. I disagree. Divisive? Yes. TOO divisive? No.

[Matthew 10 34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword. 35For I have come to "set a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law';]

There is alot of disgreement that is expressed on this site. It IS the home of The BATTLE Royale.

{2}
TheologyOnline
"Sometimes Christians agree."

Psycho Dave thinks its too vague. Being vague can be good. The slogan must provoke some level of curiosity. Originally I considered:

“Sometimes Christians agree… but not usually.”

{3}
TheologyOnline
"Where right is right and left is wrong."

Psycho Dave says, “To narrow a focus. the website is about much more than right-versus-left politics.”

This is true. However, the website is about a lot more than Theology too.

I'm gonna shut-up now since I have only contributed a measly 18 posts and I have never bought any TOL products. :doh:

(However, I do browse the site quite often and I also have some post under another alias.)

[OMEGA]

front - GET IN THE RING WITH T.O.L.

back - WHERE THEOLOGIANS GO ROUND AND ROUND
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front - BACK TO THE BIBLE

back - WITH THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

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front - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL END UP ?

back - FIND OUT AT THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

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front - POUR ME SOME SPIRITS

back - AND WE'LL MEET AT THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

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front - IS THERE A CALM BEFORE THE STORM ?

back - IT'S AT THEOLOGYONLINE . COM !

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front - BE A FISHER OF MEN

back - AND WOMEN AT THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

----------------------
front - CALM DOWN

back - TO THEOLOGYONLINE.COM
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front - SAY HELLO TO THE " FREAK"

back - AT THEOLOGYONLINE.COM
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front - MEET YOUR END

back - AT THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

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:thumb:

[SwItChBlAdE]

Originally posted by Freak
Fascinating Debates, Healthy Fellowship, Battle Royales, and Heretics[/B]

I think that is funny.. good job freak!

[Knight]

bump

[Rapunzel]

Where even Goose can be famous....LOL!

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by beanieboy
I like

Front: Jesus saves souls...
Back.. and redeems them for valuable prizes!
How about:

"TheologyOnLine.com

Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a faggot."

[Goose]

Originally posted by Rapunzel
Where even Goose can be famous....LOL! snaps! ROTFL Or is it just only were your publicity works? ;)

[Knight]

Originally posted by Jefferson

How about:

"TheologyOnLine.com

Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a faggot." Not bad but I would alter it slightly....

"TheologyOnLine.com

Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a homo."

[Goose]

LOL Oh man. I've been laughing too much today. I'm getting light headed.

[Jefferson]

Or how about "Where a spade is called a spade and a homo is called a faggot."

(My goal is to make Goose pass out today)

[Knight]

nahhh....... homo's like the term faggot.

[Knight]

OK... guys I still think we can do better. Lets keep these ideas flowing!!! I have seen some good ones but nothing that jumps out at me as TOL T-Shirt material.

[novice]

"My Father God can whip your mother earth."

[aikido7]

"TheologyOnLine.com
Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a faggot."

Originally posted by Knight
Not bad but I would alter it slightly....

"TheologyOnLine.com
Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a homo."

For an administrator, you've got to be kidding! How about:

NOT ALL CONSERVATIVES ARE UNINTELLIGENT, BUT MOST UNINTELLIGENT PEOPLE ARE CONSERVATIVE

Jesus said nothing against homosexuality--and nothing about it, either (unless you want to count Matthew 4:19--and I wouldn't if I were you!).

Maybe we all need to read the Parable of the Good Samaritan in Luke again.

First-century listeners could not imagine a Samaritan being "good" any more than they could imagine loving their enemies. The Samaritans were the bastard race of Jews. To presserve the parable's original bite, perhaps we should re-name it "Parable of the Buddhist Faggot."???

[Knight]

Originally posted by aikido7
Jesus said nothing against homosexuality--and nothing about it, either (unless you want to count Matthew 4:19--and I wouldn't if I were you!).
Hey aikido7 do you believe Paul when he wrote...Galatians 1:11 But I make known to you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached by me is not according to man. 12 For I neither received it from man, nor was I taught it, but it came through the revelation of Jesus Christ. So... if the above words are indeed true.. Jesus Christ revealed to Paul the gospel.

And Paul went on to write through the inspiration of Jesus Christ....1Corinthians 6:9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, Therefore.... Jesus Christ did indeed condemn homosexuals through the apostle Paul.

[OMEGA]

I LIKE IT ! I LIKE IT !

Our Father can destroy your Mother in Hell !

front- HEAVEN OR HELL

back - WHERE WILL YOU SPEND YOUR RETIREMENT YEARS ?

How about :

front - IF A = B AND B= C

back = Then C what's at Theologyonline.com

-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=

aikido7

The only time that you would find Spades and Homos together

is when 2 Cows are composting manure .:thumb: :doh: :angel:

[Jefferson]

How about:

TheologyOnLine.com

Where Christians mature away from the false god of Public Acceptance

[Knight]

Just clarify....

The winning slogan need not reference TheologyOnLine.

That doesn't mean it CANT reference TheologyOnLine, but it could be some other message (funny or serious).

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by Knight
Just clarify....

The winning slogan need not reference TheologyOnLine.

That doesn't mean it CANT reference TheologyOnLine, but it could be some other message (funny or serious).
In that case I vote for your signature Knight:


"Judging for Dummies" - step by step instructions - by Jesus Christ.

FIRST remove the plank from your own eye, and THEN you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. - Matthew 7:5

[aikido7]

Originally posted by Knight
Hey aikido7 do you believe Paul when he wrote...So... if the above words are indeed true.. Jesus Christ revealed to Paul the gospel.

And Paul went on to write through the inspiration of Jesus Christ....Therefore.... Jesus Christ did indeed condemn homosexuals through the apostle Paul.

Yes I do. That is a valid, yet post-modern and popular non-historical way to frame the developing Christian tradition--as long as we don't confuse Jesus' parables and aphorisms with Paul's doctrine and theology.

My larger point remains: That your denigration and name-calling of the marginalized and excluded among us does not measure up to any Jesus-based system of Christian ethics.

Getting back to the contest, here's a relevant late entry:

JESUS was a man: Statement of FACT.
JESUS was DIVINE: Statement of BELIEF.
CHRISTIANITY is seeing the DIVINE in the Man JESUS.

[Knight]

Originally posted by aikido7


Yes I do. That is a valid, yet post-modern and popular non-historical way to frame the developing Christian tradition--as long as we don't confuse Jesus' parables and aphorisms with Paul's doctrine and theology.

My larger point remains: That your denigration and name-calling of the marginalized and excluded among us does not measure up to any Jesus-based system of Christian ethics.
Is that the best rebuttal you can come up with?

Hey that's a good t-shirt slogan.....

"Is that the best rebuttal you can come up with?"

[NSMinistries]

TOL = Theology On Line or The Only Link...

;)

[beanieboy]

Originally posted by Jefferson

In that case I vote for your signature Knight:


"Judging for Dummies" - step by step instructions - by Jesus Christ.

FIRST remove the plank from your own eye, and THEN you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. - Matthew 7:5

Twisting verses into balloon animals.
Plank: noun, 2x4, synonym according to TOL: speck, ie walk the speck.

[beanieboy]

How about:

Front: Convince yourself that the world is evil
Back: Convince yourself that you don't need religion.
TOL - separating the chaff from the, well, the chaff.

[beanieboy]

TOL Theology for Dummies - plagerizing even the most hackneyed phrases and thoughts, and passing them off as their own. Good Answer!! Clue phone!!!

Um, TOL: Chicken Soup for the Soul

[beanieboy]

I hate you because I love you.

TOL: The new math

[Freak]

Originally posted by beanieboy
I hate you because I love you.

TOL: The new math

What are you talking about, Beanie?

[DEVO]

FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: We wont hold your hand on your way to hell

or.......

FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: Where love doesn't mean apathy

[Poly]

Originally posted by DEVO
FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: We wont hold your hand on your way to hell

[/b]
I think this is my new favorite one.:thumb:

[Goose]

I like it too.

[beanieboy]

Originally posted by DEVO
FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: We wont hold your hand on your way to hell

or.......

FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: Where love doesn't mean apathy

Front: TheologyOnLine
Back: We won't hold your hand on your way to hell, just pave the road.

[beanieboy]

Originally posted by Jefferson

How about:

"TheologyOnLine.com

Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a faggot."

"TheologyOnLine.com

Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a faggot."
YAHTZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[denversurvivor]

If you want to incorporate TOL:


FRONT:

Death and life are in the power of the tongue Proverbs 18:21

(in the background of the verse I would put a Rolling Stones style tongue sticking out)



BACK:

T heology
O nline.com
N urturing
G odliness
U ndermining
E vil

TOL would be in a different font to set it off.
(maybe a tongue on the back as well)

I realize we don't actually use our tongues when we debate here, but you get the idea. Although I do move my lips when I get to big words.

[denversurvivor]

If you don't care about incorporating TOL.

FRONT:

I love animals

( simple line drawings of a deer, cow, chicken, etc...)
( of course a heart could also be used instead of the word "love")


BACK:

They're delicious!

( Simple line drawing of a "Leave it to Beaver" type mom, apron and all, with a plate of meat outstreached in each hand and a big smile on her face.)

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by denversurvivor
If you want to incorporate TOL:


FRONT:

Death and life are in the power of the tongue Proverbs 18:21

(in the background of the verse I would put a Rolling Stones style tongue sticking out)



BACK:

T heology
O nline.com
N urturing
G odliness
U ndermining
E vil

TOL would be in a different font to set it off.
(maybe a tongue on the back as well)

I realize we don't actually use our tongues when we debate here, but you get the idea. Although I do move my lips when I get to big words.

I like this one. :D :thumb:

[Em7add11]

Theology Online - Who neds a spel cheker?

[Knight]

Oooooo..... some strong entries from denversurvivor. :up:

[Knight]

Originally posted by Em7add11
Theology Online - Who neds a spel cheker? :D

[aikido7]

I wrote:

My larger point remains: That your denigration and name-calling of the marginalized and excluded among us (mocking homosexuals and calling them "faggots" and "homos") does not measure up to any Jesus-based system of Christian ethics.

And Knight, Administrator(!) answered:

"Is that the best rebuttal you can come up with?"

It is interesting that one can come up with a blanket statement of sarcastic mocking instead of truthfully and cleanly meeting another's point. I am just surprised to hear this from an "administrator" on Theology On Line!

Yes, yes--it was the best I could do at the time. Although you're not exactly saying it was a bad rebuttal (and offering no evidence other than a critical denigration), any native speaker of English can tell that you are communicating sarcasm, ridicule and contempt.

Here are some more ideas for T-shirts. By the way, they're quotations from Jesus--not Paul:

LOVE YOUR ENEMIES, DO FAVORS FOR THOSE WHO HATE YOU.

BLESS THOSE WHO CURSE YOU; PRAY FOR THOSE WHO ABUSE YOU.

TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO TREAT YOU.

IF YOU LOVE YOUR ENEMIES, YOU'LL BECOME CHILDREN OF YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN.

GOD CAUSES THE SUN TO RISE ON BOTH THE BAD AND THE GOOD, AND SENDS RAIN ON BOTH THE JUST AND THE UNJUST.

THE MOST HIGH IS EQUALLY GENEROUS TO THE UNGRATEFUL AND THE WICKED.

DON'T PASS JUDGEMENT, AND YOU WON'T BE JUDGED.

DON'T CONDEMN, AND YOU WON'T BE CONDEMNED.

FRIEND, WHO MADE ME YOUR JUDGE?

A lot of T-shirts and no one to wear them....

(all gospel quotations from the Scholar's Translation....)

[Jefferson]

TheologyOnLine.com

Where Christians learn biblical intolerance.

[OMEGA]

front - FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

back - FIND OUT AT T.O.L . COM

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front - I YOU READY TO MEET YOUR END

back - FIND OUT WHICH END YOU'LL MEET AT TOL.COM
:D
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front- WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?

back - LET US TELL YOU AT THEOLOGYONLINE . COM

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front - THEOLOGYONLINE.COM

back - THAT'S WHERE THE SMART PEOPLE GO !:crackup:

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front - WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHERE TO GO ????

back - GO TO THEOLOGYONLINE.COM !:doh:

[Flipper]

Jefferson:

TheologyOnLine.com

Where Christians learn biblical intolerance.

Couldn't that just be condensed down to "Jerk Academy"?

I can see the logo now.

[Flipper]

FRONT: TOL

BACK: Where "goodbye" is a dirty word

[Sozo]

Jesus said...

"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone"

So He Did....

"And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb"

[Poly]

I love your avatar Omega!

[Sozo]

"If you think you're stupid, come to TOL and we will prove it"

[Jefferson]

Front only:

If you can read this T-shirt you're in my way.

[Sozo]

"I won a t-shirt slogan contest, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

[Freak]

Originally posted by DEVO
FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: We wont hold your hand on your way to hell


Good one!

[beanieboy]

People used to just hate me. Now, I converted to christianity and brag about it. Thanks, TOL!

[Poly]

Originally posted by Jefferson
Front only:

If you can read this T-shirt you're in my way.
I love it!! I WANT THIS T-SHIRT!!

[Knight]

Originally posted by Sozo
"I won a t-shirt slogan contest, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" LOL... :D

[Jefferson]

TheologyOnLine.com

Where feminized Christians learn how to become real men.

[Poly]

Originally posted by Jefferson
TheologyOnLine.com

Where feminized Christians learn how to become real men.
HA!! Good one!

[DEVO]

TOL... where the land of milk and honey hasn't been homogenized.

[Knight]

bump

[NarrowWay]

T aking
O on
L iberals

[Knight]

Only two weeks left!

[anon]

1Chris·tian
Pronunciation: 'kris-ch&n, 'krish-
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin christianus, adjective & n., from Greek christianos, from Christos
Date: 1526
1 a : one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ b : disillusioned, beguiled, deceived, deluded, misled.

You will be saved without words.

[beanieboy]

Originally posted by Knight
Only two weeks left!

This is my favorite one so far.

[Freak]

Originally posted by anon
1Chris·tian
Pronunciation: 'kris-ch&n, 'krish-
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin christianus, adjective & n., from Greek christianos, from Christos
Date: 1526
1 a : one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ b : disillusioned, beguiled, deceived, deluded, misled.

You will be saved without words.

What an idiot!

[Poly]

Originally posted by anon
1Chris·tian
Pronunciation: 'kris-ch&n, 'krish-
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin christianus, adjective & n., from Greek christianos, from Christos
Date: 1526
1 a : one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ b : disillusioned, beguiled, deceived, deluded, misled.

You will be saved without words.
How about posting on a more appropriate thread why you think one who professes to believe the teachings of Christ are dillusioned rather than cowardly posting something like this with no explaination.

[Goose]

LOL

Someone has no guts. If he really believed what he's saying, he'd come out and debate.

[Knight]

Originally posted by beanieboy

This is my favorite one so far. LOL!

[anon]

Originally posted by Freak


What an idiot!

Who? Well you don't follow the teachings of Jesus for a start.

Quote:
Polycarpadvo:
"How about posting on a more appropriate thread why you think one who professes to believe the teachings of Christ are dillusioned rather than cowardly posting something like this with no explaination."

Within this quote you have been sarcastic, judgemental and presumptuous. Did Jesus teach you this?

Quote:
Goose
"Someone has no guts. If he really believed what he's saying, he'd come out and debate."

The same goes for you. Luke 17:3 "...If your brother sins against you, rebuke him; and if he repents, forgive him."
Using the same quotes from the Bible all the time, is it the only one you know? do you really think Jesus would punish.

To all of you presumptuous, jugemental, scornful, repetative, sarcastic Christians.

If you really want to believe, you must lose these words and all others.

I you want to talk, tell me where and when.

anon

[aikido7]

If only it were all so simple: if only there were evil people "over there" which we could simply destroy those evil people and things would finally be all right. But all great wisdom teachers--including Jesus of Nazareth--knew that the dividing line between good and evil runs down the center of every human heart. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?

[Goose]

Originally posted by anon
Goose
"Someone has no guts. If he really believed what he's saying, he'd come out and debate."

The same goes for you. Luke 17:3 "...If your brother sins against you, rebuke him; and if he repents, forgive him."
Using the same quotes from the Bible all the time, is it the only one you know? do you really think Jesus would punish.It's called a signature, idiot. And yes, Jesus is going to punish.

[Knight]

Originally posted by aikido7
If only it were all so simple: if only there were evil people "over there" which we could simply destroy those evil people and things would finally be all right. But all great wisdom teachers--including Jesus of Nazareth--knew that the dividing line between good and evil runs down the center of every human heart. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart? That's a tad long for a t-shirt.

[Poly]

Originally posted by Knight
That's a tad long for a t-shirt.
You could put it in teeny weeny print and offer a magnifying glass with every t-shirt.;)

[Sozo]

Originally posted by aikido7
If only it were all so simple: if only there were evil people "over there" which we could simply destroy those evil people and things would finally be all right. But all great wisdom teachers--including Jesus of Nazareth--knew that the dividing line between good and evil runs down the center of every human heart. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?

So who are the left-hearted, and who are the right-hearted?

[Freak]

Originally posted by anon


Who? Well you don't follow the teachings of Jesus for a start.

Quote:
Polycarpadvo:
"How about posting on a more appropriate thread why you think one who professes to believe the teachings of Christ are dillusioned rather than cowardly posting something like this with no explaination."

Within this quote you have been sarcastic, judgemental and presumptuous. Did Jesus teach you this?

Quote:
Goose
"Someone has no guts. If he really believed what he's saying, he'd come out and debate."

The same goes for you. Luke 17:3 "...If your brother sins against you, rebuke him; and if he repents, forgive him."
Using the same quotes from the Bible all the time, is it the only one you know? do you really think Jesus would punish.

To all of you presumptuous, jugemental, scornful, repetative, sarcastic Christians.

If you really want to believe, you must lose these words and all others.

I you want to talk, tell me where and when.

anon

What an idiot!

[Rapunzel]

Originally posted by Goose
It's called a signature, idiot. And yes, Jesus is going to punish.
OOOOH maaannn! I'm rolling! LOL ROTFL!!!

[Rapunzel]

Originally posted by anon

I you want to talk, tell me where and when.

anon

Behind the backstop after school. be there or be...or..or..OR ELSE!!!

[DEVO]

TheologyOnLine.com - where you cant swing a dead cat without hitting someone from Wichita.

[Rapunzel]

HA!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!!! :D

[Em7add11]

Our numbers are growing too, muhahahaha!

[Rapunzel]

* Darah throws a huge "W" in da air like she just doesn't care! *

[aikido7]

Originally posted by Knight
That's a tad long for a t-shirt.

To someone who doesn't know the "ins-and-outs" of T-shirt printing, it would seem so. You may be thinking of the older method of "silk screening" where the T-shirt is stretched across a frame and ink is applied with a roller through stencils, then dried under a heat lamp.

Things have changed, and the "Adobe" process can be seen all around if you have the curiosity. It is much like a laser printer with a PC. Although it may involve outsourcing or a greater in-house expense, this "dry method" with transparency graphics, can accomodate very small designs and typing fonts.

If your point was that it was too long to attract the attention of the average believer--alas, that may be true. I find that most believers are technically literate, but they read with inattention or to merely confirm their own prejudices. It is much easier to believe what a pastor says about a Bible verse from the pulpit rather than dust off a concordance, a Greek/Hebrew/English dictionary and actually take the time to study and analyze a verse in its original context.

[aikido7]

Originally posted by Sozo


So who are the left-hearted, and who are the right-hearted?

Jesus said, "God causes the sun to rise on both the bad and the good, and sends rain on both the just and the unjust. As you know, God is generous to the ungrateful and the wicked...

"But I tell you: Don't react violently against the one who is evil...

"Tell me, if you love those who love you, why should you be commended for that?

"And if you greet only your friends, what have you done that is exceptional? Even the pagans do as much, don't they?

"Who appointed me your judge or arbiter?"

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by Freak


What an idiot!
So you can call anon an idiot but I can't call a slut a slut because . . . ?

[SwItChBlAdE]

Originally posted by DEVO
TheologyOnLine.com - where you cant swing a dead cat without hitting someone from Wichita.


HA! hahah Tol in the hearts of Wichitians. :)

[Knight]

Only 4 days left in the contest!!!!!

[anon]

Define idiot?

Why do some have more than one signiture?

My original post was for the t-shirt competition.

Be brave, we love you.

anon

[aikido7]

You never did mention what process for T-shirt printing you will be using....

Knight, did you read the last post I sent or do others who work for you read it? In any case, you (they?) did not answer (or acknowlege).

[temple2006]

Another slogan...."I think, therefore I believe."

[Sozo]

"You're moving into a land of both style and substance of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the ToL Zone."

[Knight]

Originally posted by aikido7
You never did mention what process for T-shirt printing you will be using....

Knight, did you read the last post I sent or do others who work for you read it? In any case, you (they?) did not answer (or acknowlege). When I said your slogan was too long I wasn't making a comment about the technical ability to print lots of text on cloth. :D

[Knight]

OK... the remainder of today (Thursday March 14th) and tomorrow the 15th are the final two days of this contest being open for new submissions.

[Knight]

Come on now... lets finish strong!!!

[aikido7]

TRUST(my interpretation of)JESUS

[Knight]

Today is the LAST DAY for t-shirt slogan submissions!

[Knight]

I am extending this contest for ONE MORE WEEK!!!

We need more choices!!!!!!

Come on guys and gals get thinking!!!

[Freak]

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[Em7add11]

(I stole this from PA)

"Because Jesus came to take away your sins, not your mind."

I hope it hasn't been suggested cause I didn't read all of this thread. :D

[lucybelle]

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[Jefferson]

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[lucybelle]

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[aikido7]

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[lucybelle]

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[Knight]

OK TOL mods PM me if you think any of these deserve serious consideration.

[Flipper]

"TOL... If jerks became endangered, this would be their zoo"

I'll have to see what this t-shirt looks like before I make my decision on which one I want. How absorbent are these t-shirts anyway?

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by Flipper
How absorbent are these t-shirts anyway? LOL.

[Knight]

Originally posted by Flipper
"TOL... If jerks became endangered, this would be their zoo"

I'll have to see what this t-shirt looks like before I make my decision on which one I want. How absorbent are these t-shirts anyway? Why would a "Flipper" want an absorbent shirt? :confused:

[Jefferson]

Here is an alternative to Psycho Dave's:

Where
Would
Jesus
Debate
TheologyOnLine.com

[temple2006]

Knight...I don't think Flipper intends to wear it.