Banners WORTH clicking on

[webmaster]

Just in case you would like to. :)

When you see the following banners try clicking on them, they are good offers!

- 1st Mutual
- Flashing "Winner" banners
- Poetry contest
- Swing Tracker
- US Pins

[Knight]

click-en-stein

[Prisca]

I've been clicking!

[webmaster]

Things that go "bump" in the night. ;)

[webmaster]

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[Knight]

Click on the following ads...

They are WORTH clicking on...

- Applied Integrated
- elearners
- GALT
- Hadley School
- Kaiser
- Online Medicine
- Pair Web Hosting
- Poetry Contest

[Shaun]

Okay, that whole "God 6.0" banner + site thing was hilarious. Which one of you geniuses did that?

Shaun
highly entertained

[White]

Actually, the poetry contest thing is bogus. I signed up for that thing a few years ago. Here are some reasons why:

1. They say that they carefully select "the best Poetry" for their publication. A few years ago (read, 1999) when I had my suspiscions after my first entry, I wrote a piece of crap poem, and submitted it under a pseudonym. Wouldn't you know, they liked that one too.

2. Now, I can count on monthly junkmail (for both of my names), telling me about the latest contest, for which you have to pay a butt-load of money to get out there.

[Shaun]

White: Is that poetry.com?
I submitted the 246th page of the NYC Penal Code to them, and got back saying I was "selected for an outstanding poem." :D

If you want real poetry, go to www.everypoet.com
Trust me.

[Knight]

Originally posted by Shaun
Okay, that whole "God 6.0" banner + site thing was hilarious. Which one of you geniuses did that?

Shaun
highly entertained Did you see this....

http://www.cafeshops.com/tolstore.3409535

[Shaun]

Aw man, Knight, if I wasn't totally and completely broke right now...

Will you still be selling those later this summer? :D

[White]

Originally posted by Shaun
White: Is that poetry.com?
I submitted the 246th page of the NYC Penal Code to them, and got back saying I was "selected for an outstanding poem." :D

If you want real poetry, go to www.everypoet.com
Trust me.

Shaun, you an I may disagree on a few minor things, but you get cooler and cooler everyday.

Thanks for the link. I will check it out.

[webmaster]

Keep a clickin'! :D

[White]

So, webmaster, what about that poetry.com banner?

[Knight]

Originally posted by Shaun
Aw man, Knight, if I wasn't totally and completely broke right now...

Will you still be selling those later this summer? :D Oh course!!!

Unless we go broke first! :D

[webmaster]

Originally posted by White
So, webmaster, what about that poetry.com banner? Yea, that's a good one, I mentioned it in my first post.

Thanks!

[White]

So, what about that poetry.com banner? Hey, Knight, webmaster, why don't you two submit some poetry, or a section of the Constitution? You will get all kinds of happy mail.

[webmaster]

Thanks White but we are not actually advocating that you use the service, but that you click on the banner and check it out.

Know what I mean?

[White]

Thanks White but we are not actually advocating that you use the service, but that you click on the banner and check it out.

Know what I mean?

Yeah, I totally understand.

Have you solicited the LDS, NAMBLA or Al-Queida for banners too?

[Shaun]

Originally posted by White
So, what about that poetry.com banner? Hey, Knight, webmaster, why don't you two submit some poetry, or a section of the Constitution? You will get all kinds of happy mail.
White, you can actually have them stop that. Just mail them back. If they don't comply, you can sue them. :D

[White]

White, you can actually have them stop that. Just mail them back. If they don't comply, you can sue them.

But takes effort. It is much easier, and more fun, to subject them to public ridicule.

[Knight]

Originally posted by White
Yeah, I totally understand.

Have you solicited the LDS, NAMBLA or Al-Queida for banners too? LOL... the banners are part of a service.

They are all provided as a package although we can eliminate them from our rotation if we think they are inappropriate.

We can also add our own - which we do for only $99 for an entire year!

http://www.theologyonline.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=6529&highlight=banner

[White]

Way to plug!

[Knight]

Originally posted by White
Way to plug! Its my job! :D

[Poly]

Originally posted by Shaun
Okay, that whole "God 6.0" banner + site thing was hilarious. Which one of you geniuses did that?

Shaun
highly entertained
I have that T-shirt. It's definitely an attention grabber. I love it!

[White]

Its my job!

HIPPY!

[Poly]

Originally posted by White
HIPPY!
Do you mean this as in a sarcastic "yippee" or are you calling Knight one of those brainless ones from the 60's?

[White]

Do you mean this as in a sarcastic "yippee" or are you calling Knight one of those brainless ones from the 60's?

The sixties! Shoot, they are still all over the place in Santa Cruz county. In fact, I just taught my friends' kid how to say "Hippy." It is adorable! That is a skill that needs to be taught, pointing out the hippies in life.

The Hippy comment was basically meaningles, except for some slight irony of the fact that Knight has a job (sort of), and Hippies pretend that society won't let them have jobs.

[Poly]

Well, Knight did get a job at McDonalds once but they had to fire him because he was the one who gave the lady the coffee without warning her before hand, that it was hot and could possibly cause a burn if she spilled it.:D