Who would be the last superhero standing in a bar room brawl?

[Knight]

Assuming none of them were drunk of course. :D

[BillyBob]

Flash...nobody would ever be able to land a punch!

[Turbo]

Batman...He does what it takes to get the job done.

[BillyBob]

Batman is a drunk! he would be sloshed before the fight even gets started!

[BillyBob]

Robin would be making excuses for him....again.

[Sozo]

Is this a gay bar?

[BillyBob]

Cat Woman will be home waiting up for him at 3:00 A.M. with that 'attitude' that we all try to avoid.

[BillyBob]

Sozo;
Is this a gay bar?

Billy;
Don't tell Tye!

[Em7add11]

Batman wouldn't make it. In a brute force brawl with people who outmatch him he'll get hosed.

Flash probably has the best shot cause he has the most extreme power out of the bunch.

[BillyBob]

I can imagine Tye's super hero outfit.

Just a cape and boots..................oi!

[BillyBob]

A mask over his eyes and a big dopey grin on his face.

[BillyBob]

11 posts and this thread has gotten side tracked.

Sorry Knight.......


[I blame Sozo!]

[One Eyed Jack]

It'd be the Silver Surfer, hands down. He's got the Power Cosmic.

[Turbo]

Originally posted by Em7add11
Batman wouldn't make it. In a brute force brawl with people who outmatch him he'll get hosed.

Flash probably has the best shot cause he has the most extreme power out of the bunch. Superman is about as fast as the Flash.

And who says Batman has to fight only with his fists?

[BillyBob]

Yeah, he could put his head down and poke you in the eyes with those silly fake ears!

Is Robin allowed to help?

[One Eyed Jack]

Trust me guys, it'd be the Silver Surfer. He's faster than the Flash, and just as strong as Superman (regardless of what color the sun is). I think only Galactus could beat the Silver Surfer, but then again, Galactus can beat pretty much anybody. Plus, he's the one that gave the Silver Surfer the Power Cosmic to begin with.

[BillyBob]

I'm voting for Ultra Man.

[Turbo]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Yeah, he could put his head down and poke you in the eyes with those silly fake ears!

Is Robin allowed to help? Nah...he's not on the list.

[One Eyed Jack]

Originally posted by BillyBob
I'm voting for Ultra Man.

The Silver Surfer would make Ultraman wish Hayata had kept the Beta Capsule in his pocket.

[BillyBob]

Turbo;
Nah...he's not on the list.


Oh...so he gets to sit back and pick up chicks while his buddy is getting his brains beat out.

Nice........

[Turbo]

I'm sure Batman could come up with some way to beat the Surfer. He always manages to best Superman, after all.

[BillyBob]

Ultra Man is a lot bigger than the rest of these guys, besides, he can do that 'karate hand' thing and melt everyone in the bar in one, cool, Japanese move!

[One Eyed Jack]

Originally posted by Turbo
I'm sure Batman could come up with some way to beat the Surfer. He always manages to best Superman, after all.

That's because Superman has a weakness. The Silver Surfer doesn't have any -- that is, unless you count compassion. Just trust me on this one -- I used to have the Marvel Super Heroes roleplaying game, and I wouldn't let anybody play the Silver Surfer because he was too powerful.

[Turbo]

Batman doesn't always use Kryptonite to get Superman.

Ever read the Man of Steel miniseries?

[BillyBob]

If compassion is his weekness, then it stands to reason that some mini-skirt wearing tramp that Batman brought with him will start batting her eyes [no pun intended] and make the Surfer flinch.

Then Batman will puke all over the the Surfer and his game is over.

[One Eyed Jack]

Originally posted by Turbo
Batman doesn't always use Kryptonite to get Superman.

Ever read the Man of Steel miniseries?

Nah, I've never really been into DC comics. I read the Dark Knight Returns though, and that's what he used in it.

[BillyBob]

How about Johnny Sako and his Flying Robot?

[BillyBob]

Or maybe Speed racer! His brakes could fail and he drives right into the bar with those 'saw-blade-thingies' chopping up everybody in his path.

[One Eyed Jack]

Or Galactus could just consume the Earth and it'd be game over for everybody...

[rfburnhertz]

Batman and Flash are tied?

Oh come on,
first Batman is the baddest of the Bad.

Secondly, the only reason Flash would still be standing is because he can out run everyone.

Unless of course, as Knight mentioned, they were drunk.

[shilohproject]

Originally posted by Sozo
Is this a gay bar? There are a lot of guys in tights...

[philosophizer]

I gotta go with OneEyedJack on this one. I haven't read much Silver Surfer, but he's one powerful dude. But in these kind of things, Wolverine has an annoying way of getting a lot further than he should. I like Wolverine, but sometimes they make him ridiculous.

[lucybelle]

Wonder Woman...cause she's got that secret weapon that none of the rest have...

....Superman and Batman are beating each other senseless when they happen to notice Wonder Woman watching them-

Superman: Hey hottie- are you seeing me land this punch?
Batman: She's not watching YOU- you loser- she's watching me! Hey baby!
Plastic Man: No Way! She's been looking at me the whole time!
Wonder Woman: Gentlemen , gentlemen! Please! Whoever is left standing...he's the one I want to be with. *bats eyes*

Room fills with testosterone.
Superheros beat the crap out of each other while Wonder Woman sits back, drinks her margarita and shakes her head...

[Sozo]

In walks Neo, kicks everyones butt, grabs Wonder Woman in his arms and carries her away!

[lucybelle]

Ugh! Wonder Woman DOES NOT ALLOW ANYONE to just pick her up and toss her over their shoulder! She is a person not a sack of potatos! She kicks Neo in the ribs as hard as she can- he drops her and then she lasso's him and launches him out into space. Then goes back to her margarita...and shakes her head some more...
"when are they gonna learn?"

[Gerald]

Originally posted by shilohproject
There are a lot of guys in tights...
:: singing ::
We're men, we're men in tights!
We go from bar to bar looking for fights...:bannana:

[philosophizer]

Dangit Gerald! Now I can't get that song out of my head!
:mad: :eek:

[Knight]

Uh... Lucy...

Superman isn't at the bar.

[Knight]

I will put my money on Captain Marvel.

[ebenz47037]

You should have put the most popular superheroes of the seventies in this. Underdog, Hong Kong Phooey, Captain Caveman, and Dad. :D

[lucybelle]

Originally posted by Tye Porter


ALL women and Princesses are sacks of potatos, to be picked up and moved to and fro.
Stop kicking, it has no affect, and relax.
It makes the ride go more smoothly, and quickly.
And it is less stressful on the potatos.




You try and pick ME up and you'll lose limbs- I will not be picked up! I AM NOT POTATOS!!!

[Knight]

Originally posted by ebenz47037
You should have put the most popular superheroes of the seventies in this. Underdog, Hong Kong Phooey, Captain Caveman, and Dad. :D Underdog!!! :doh:

I love that dog!

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by Knight
Underdog!!! :doh:

I love that dog!

Needless to say, he's my favorite superhero! :D

[lucybelle]

I'm still sticking with the woman...

[bmyers]

Quite obviously, the correct choice is Howard the Duck. With feet like that, he can't HELP but remain standing....:-)

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by Tye Porter

I feel like eating frog legs and potatos.
Does that make me a meat and potatos guy?


No, that would make you pregnant. :chuckle:

[wholearmor]

So that explains it!

[lucybelle]

see? Women ARE tough- see that avatar...
Grr...I'll kick your butt!1 Grrr...

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by lucybelle
see? Women ARE tough- see that avatar...
Grr...I'll kick your butt!1 Grrr...

I wonder how tough a woman would be as a middle linebacker in the NFL?

[philosophizer]

Hey Tye, you should end all your posts with "punk!" It'd be funny.

[lucybelle]

Originally posted by Tye Porter

You could not kick my butt, even if we gave you a step ladder, and lead weights in your shoes.

Besides, attempting (and failing) to kick rump is not very "princess-like" of you, punk!


*disgusted gasp here*
I can't believe you called me a PUNK! ME!?
Oh that is it- you're goin' down...
you'd better be glad that I can't come flying through your computer screen at you...cause if I could...
I'd totally slaughter you!

The Princess

[philosophizer]

I can't believe four people have voted for Howard the Duck.

[jjjg]

Superman was made too powerful.

Batman and Woverine have mental problems that would work against them. Besides, batman really didn't have super powers. He just had a lot of gadgets.

[SwItChBlAdE]

Originally posted by lucybelle
*disgusted gasp here*
I can't believe you called me a PUNK! ME!?
Oh that is it- you're goin' down...
you'd better be glad that I can't come flying through your computer screen at you...cause if I could...
I'd totally slaughter you!

The Princess

Why is everything so dramatic with you?

Wonder Women has nothing going for her anyway... Only X-men are cool kick butt super hero chicks... like Storm and Roug...

[lucybelle]

Originally posted by SwItChBlAdE
Why is everything so dramatic with you?

Wonder Women has nothing going for her anyway... Only X-men are cool kick butt super hero chicks... like Storm and Roug...

Because it's fun?

And I think her name is spelled Rogue.

[lucybelle]

Bring it Tye-ger
I can handle any mid-evil-ness you can deal out...
After all- I AM a Princess! Mid-evil is my middle name...

[.Ant]

Tye is going DOWN!

:Princess: :up:
:spam: :down:



Who is the Silver Surfer?

Originally posted by bmyers
Quite obviously, the correct choice is Howard the Duck. With feet like that, he can't HELP but remain standing....:-)
lol

Originally posted by Turbo
And who says Batman has to fight only with his fists?
'Cause I wouldn't call it a barroom brawl if there's enough space to pull out gadgets etc.

If it's a barroom brawl, there should only be punching, kicking, wrestling etc., no blades, guns or gadgets.

Flash has to win (not counting Silver Surfer), 'cause who can hit him? Next to Flash, Wolverine is the best suited to a barroom brawl - certainly the coolest looking in that kinda fight.

[lucybelle]

I decided that a more realistic avatar would be nice for a change.

[.Ant]

lol... there's a face under that hair, somewhere :p

[lucybelle]

hehe- I'm hiding...

[Turbo]

Originally posted by .Ant
Who is the Silver Surfer?He's not quite as lame as you'd guess from his name.

Originally posted by Turbo
And who says Batman has to fight only with his fists?

Originally posted by .Ant
'Cause I wouldn't call it a barroom brawl if there's enough space to pull out gadgets etc.

If it's a barroom brawl, there should only be punching, kicking, wrestling etc., no blades, guns or gadgets.

Flash bombs? Acid? Tear gas? Non of those other suckers ever think to bring a gas mask.

The Bat will get the job done, whatever it takes. Not even Superman's might can match Batman's wit.

[.Ant]

*This is a barroom brawl*... you're allowed barroom-brawl style weapons (fists, chairs, bottles, possibly knives)

[lucybelle]

Yea- and the awesome women just use their charms and defeat the hormone driven men without even throwing one punch.

[Turbo]

Originally posted by .Ant
*This is a barroom brawl*... you're allowed barroom-brawl style weapons (fists, chairs, bottles, possibly knives) No acid?

[Turbo]

What if someone just happened to have some exploding gas bombs on his person?

[.Ant]

Then we could say that about any superhero... perhaps Wolverine just happened to be wearing haste boots, or howard the duck just happened to have a kryptonite-uzi in his pocket...

[Turbo]

But Batman is the only one who characteristically carries such things. It's not uncommon for him to keep a little kryptonite handy, either.

Howard the Duck, on the other hand, wouldn't even conceive of carrying kryptonite, being published by Marvel and all.

[.Ant]

Yeah, I guess that's fair enough for Batman, since his equipment is his "special power".

[lucybelle]

Um...I think I would be the last super hero standing...
;)

[One Eyed Jack]

What's up with all these votes for Wolverine? We're not asking who your favorite superhero is, we're asking who would win in a barfight. It would be the Silver Surfer -- wielder of the Power Cosmic and former herald of Galactus.

[Turbo]

I agree with OEJ. Wolverine is no match for the Silver Surfer. Silver Surfer is in a whole different class.

[.Ant]

Wolverine would win if no-one was allowed superpowers or special equipment.

[One Eyed Jack]

Here (http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/profiles/surfer.html) is a little info on the Silver Surfer.

[Turbo]

He can't even transmute elements? Wow... what a wimp!

[lucybelle]

Originally posted by One Eyed Jack
Here (http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/profiles/surfer.html) is a little info on the Silver Surfer.

Hmmm....He has 'Godlike' stamina huh....nope...I won't say it...

[Turbo]

Godlike stamina? Didn't the Silver Surfer's series get cancelled?

But thou, O LORD, shall endure for ever; and thy remembrance unto all generations. Psalm 102:12

[One Eyed Jack]

Understand that the Marvel universe is only fiction, and when they say 'godlike,' they're referring to characteristics possessed by those such as Thor or Zeus.

Come on y'all, I get enough flack as it is...

[Turbo]

HAHA!

Actually, I'm sure (post-Crisis) Superman is no match for the Surfer, so my argument, which is based on Batman being able to overcome Superman) is a bit weak. (If only the Freak could pen a concession like that.)

But it's fun rooting for the underdog.

Seriously, though... Why was the Surfer invited to this fight?



I can't believe I just typed the words "post-Crisis." I'll bet the whole reason Knight started this thread was to find out who the dorks are.

[.Ant]

Durability: Totally Indestructible
Aye? NOT FAIR :p

(echoes Turbo)

[bibliophile1954]

Originally posted by Knight
Assuming none of them were drunk of course. :D

:chuckle: :crackup:

In His Name!
bib:thumb:

[bmyers]

Originally posted by One Eyed Jack
Understand that the Marvel universe is only fiction, and when they say 'godlike,' they're referring to characteristics possessed by those such as Thor or Zeus.

Come on y'all, I get enough flack as it is...

OK, so who wins in a Zeus - Galactus matchup? :-)

I mean, OK, Zeus was pretty impressive with the lightning bolts and all, but against someone who gets called the "Devourer of Worlds"....?????

[bmyers]

Originally posted by Turbo
But Batman is the only one who characteristically carries such things. It's not uncommon for him to keep a little kryptonite handy, either.


Batman, at least in the Bad Ol' Days, carried EVERYTHING...I kept waiting for him to haul a warp drive or a mini-black-hole out of that silly utility belt...

But I'm coming to the conclusion that NO ONE would win the hypothetical bar fight being discussed here. It involves so many aliens that the Men In Black would've put a stop to it LONG before it ended....:-)

[Turbo]

Only two aliens.

[lucybelle]

Which two are you referring to Turbo- I didn't count two...

[Turbo]

The Surfer and the Duck,
The Surfer and the Duck,
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The Surfer and the Duck.

[bmyers]

Originally posted by Turbo
Only two aliens.

At least three - Superman, the Silver Surfer, and Howard the Duck. I'm not sure about Captain Marvel - it may depend on which vintage we're talking about.

Whether any of them ever bothered to register with MIB is questionable, of course, but hey, K would KNOW about these sorts of things, wouldn't he?

[lucybelle]

Thanks bmyers- you're right- there are at least three...

[Turbo]

Look again. Superman wasn't invited to this party.

Captain Marvel is a human boy who is transformed by a wizard named "Shazam."

[Sozo]

Ok Knight, we give up. Who would win? What's the answer?

[BillyBob]

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[One Eyed Jack]

Originally posted by Turbo
Look again. Superman wasn't invited to this party.

Captain Marvel is a human boy who is transformed by a wizard named "Shazam."

There are two other Captain Marvels that I'm aware of. One was a Kree named Mar-vel who died of cancer, or something, and the other is this human woman who can turn herself into pure energy.

[Turbo]

Oh...you mean the Marvel Comics ones.

I'm pretty sure Knight was referring to the DC character, since he is more familiar to people, and Knight is using him as his avatar.

[One Eyed Jack]

I remember watching that show on Saturdays when I was a kid.

[bmyers]

Originally posted by Turbo
Look again. Superman wasn't invited to this party.


Ooops, you're right; I guess the debate would be rather pointless if someone who's invulnerable were to be involved. The whole Captain Marvel thing still leaves me an out, though.

Having Superman there would just take the wind out of this in a hurry, though. We should set up a separate discussion for the truly super super-types. Superman, Galactus, Q...hmmm...that would be interesting. (As Q once said "It's difficult to work well in groups when you're omnipotent!" :-))

[Turbo]

Originally posted by bmyers
I guess the debate would be rather pointless if someone who's invulnerable were to be involved. Yeah, someone like the Silver Surfer. (Durability: Totally Indestructible)

Superman's tough, but Batman can keep him in his place. He's done it several times.

[Lighthouse]

Assuming none of them were drunk of course. :D
Wolverine could be druk off his keester and still wipe the floor with everyone of those guys, at the same time. With three claws tied behind his back.

[kmoney]

If all of those superheros were fighting in on room, it would almost be like the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. (http://www.theologyonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27466&page=1&highlight=ultimate+showdown) :think: