Advocate Gun Control!!!

[Knight]

TheologyOnLine has just released this new and hilarious t-shirt!

Watch your liberal/left wing friends and co-workers jaws drop when they see this classy looking shirt.

A TheologyOnLine exclusive that can be yours today!

CLICK HERE TO ORDER!!! (http://www.cafeshops.com/tolstore.7326594)

[wholearmor]

HA! That's good.

[BillyBob]

I like it!

[Crow]

Originally posted by Knight
TheologyOnLine has just released this new and hilarious t-shirt!

Your liberal/left wing friends and co-workers jaws will drop with they see this classy looking shirt.

A TheologyOnLine exclusive that can be yours today!

CLICK HERE TO ORDER!!! (http://www.cafeshops.com/tolstore.7326594)

That is hilarious! I think y'all ought to do an AK-47 version too, that gun isn't offensive enough.

[Knight]

CLICK HERE (http://www.cafeshops.com/tolstore.7326594?zoom=yes#zoom) to see a close up of the front AND back design of this one of a kind shirt!

[BillyBob]

I love the woman in a dress on the bottom left taking aim!

[Knight]

Or.... CLICK HERE (http://www.cafeshops.com/tolstore.7326694) to order the long sleeve version of the shirt for those crisp fall evenings!:rain:

[wholearmor]

I need reading glasses so I only wear shirts with a front pocket. Got any with a pocket, Knight?

[Knight]

Originally posted by wholearmor
I need reading glasses so I only wear shirts with a front pocket. Got any with a pocket, Knight? I will see what I can do....

[wholearmor]

Cool...

[BillyBob]

As an added bonus, any TOL Member ordering one of these will have the 40 second restriction between posts lifted and replaced with a moderate 1 second pause!

[Knight]

WA... sorry... no T's with pockets..... :(

[wholearmor]

Thanks for checking, Knight. It's such a cool shirt, I may make an exception!

[BillyBob]

WA, it will look good over your bikini...........do you wax or shave?

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by BillyBob
WA, it will look good over your bikini...........do you wax or shave?

Whatever you want to do to me is fine, BB!

[Crow]

I just ordered one of these shirts. I still think y'all need an AK-47 in there--it would look so cool when I take my AKs to the range....just a thought.

[BillyBob]

Originally posted by BillyBob
WA, it will look good over your bikini...........do you wax or shave?

WA;
Whatever you want to do to me is fine, BB!

Billy;
:o

[Knight's gonna have to do some pruning on this thread]

[Knight]

:vomit:

[Turbo]

That's a slick looking design. You drew that, Knight?

[BillyBob]

:chuckle:

[Knight]

Here is what the front looks like...

[Crow]

Originally posted by Knight
:vomit:

Y'all think that's bad, y'all ought to see the Clubhouse.

[Knight]

Originally posted by Turbo
That's a slick looking design. You drew that, Knight? Lets just say I designed it. :D

[BillyBob]

I'v been coming here since then!

[Turbo]

Knight, I made the gun control pic my desktop image. Does that mean I owe you money?

[Knight]

There is also a new mug for sale with the "fresh Truth" logo on it....

CLICK HERE (http://www.cafeshops.com/tolstore.7326881) to check it out!

[BillyBob]

I think Knight needs to make a car payment. :D

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by Knight
There is also a new mug for sale with the "fresh Truth" logo on it....

CLICK HERE (http://www.cafeshops.com/tolstore.7326881) to check it out!

Knight, I need lots of coffee in the morning. Do you have a larger size? :chuckle:

[Turbo]

That mug would make a great Christmas gift.

Hey, we should have a TOL Secret Santa, where everyone has to buy each other TOL merchandise!

[Crow]

Originally posted by Turbo
Knight, I made the gun control pic my desktop image. Does that mean I owe you money?

You too?:chuckle:

[Knight]

All new Gold level subscribers get a "Gun Control" t-shirt for free!

[BillyBob]

Turbo;
Hey, we should have a TOL Secret Santa, where everyone has to buy each other TOL merchandise!

Billy;
I'll buy WA some bikini wax. [TOL Bikini Wax]

[Knight]

Originally posted by Turbo
That mug would make a great Christmas gift.

Hey, we should have a TOL Secret Santa, where everyone has to buy each other TOL merchandise! Now there is a GREAT idea!!!

[BillyBob]

I think Knight has a car payment AND a mortgage payment due.....

[Knight]

I almost used the slogan....

"Guns don't kill people....


I kill people!"

Maybe next time eh? :D

[BillyBob]

I like it.

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by Turbo
That mug would make a great Christmas gift.

Hey, we should have a TOL Secret Santa, where everyone has to buy each other TOL merchandise!

I like this idea!

[BillyBob]

Oh, put me in charge of merchandising! I have some new ideas!!!!!!!!

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by Knight
All new Gold level subscribers get a "Gun Control" t-shirt for free!

I have to renew in a couple of days. :) I was going to renew to gold level anyway. Yes! I was just going to order the shirt. Thanks, Knight!

[Knight]

Originally posted by ebenz47037
I have to renew in a couple of days. :) I was going to renew to gold level anyway. Yes! I was just going to order the shirt. Thanks, Knight! There ya go! :up:

[Crow]

I think y'all ought to do those shirts in pink too. It would look cuter at the range.

[Knight]

Turbo what resolution do you set your display to?

I will make a sized version for your desktop!

[Turbo]

1024x768. Thanks!

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by Knight
Turbo what resolution do you set your display to?

I will make a sized version for your desktop!

It looks good on my desktop but it's centered.

[BillyBob]

Mine too. Hey turbo, get a computer made in this century!

[Crow]

Originally posted by wholearmor
It looks good on my desktop but it's centered.

Y'all must have yours set as "tiled." Mine's stretched out even.

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Mine too. Hey turbo, get a computer made in this century!

:) Or, get one that's made by people who know what they're doing, in Taiwan!

[Turbo]

BB,
Mine too. Hey turbo, get a computer made in this century!

Turbo,
I'm thinking about it. But I also might need a compound miter saw soon. I was thinking about a bow or a hunting rifle, but that may have to wait a year.

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by Crow
Y'all must have yours set as "tiled." Mine's stretched out even.

I set it on stretch but it was too fuzzy. Of course, BB's desktop looks fuzzy to him all the time.

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by Turbo
BB,
Mine too. Hey turbo, get a computer made in this century!

Turbo,
I'm thinking about it. But I also might need a compound miter saw soon. I was thinking about a bow or a hunting rifle, but that may have to wait a year.

Nah! Weaponry comes first! :thumb:

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by wholearmor
I set it on stretch but it was too fuzzy. Of course, BB's desktop looks fuzzy to him all the time.

Maybe, he should clean the monitor sometime. :chuckle:

[BillyBob]

I think we hijacked Knights 'TOL Commercial'.......

[Knight]

Originally posted by Turbo
1024x768. Thanks! Here ya go my firend!

http://www.theologyonline.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=790&size=big

[ebenz47037]

Welcome to the club! I've hijacked more threads than I can count.

[BillyBob]

Yeah, but Knight is trying to buy some groceries for his kids, here!

[ebenz47037]

It's not like I'm not going to buy one of the shirts! :chuckle:

[Nineveh]

Too cool :)

I liked the Darwin t-shirt too and couldn't resist :D

How about a business deal 'tween Mr. Knight and Mr. Hilston to get a t-shirt with Hilston's cool "Science of Luck" on it?

[Turbo]

Originally posted by Knight
Here ya go my firend!

http://www.theologyonline.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=790&size=big Thank you, Knight! Now a bunch of us should upload our desktop pics, all with that background.

The one I had before that was a photo of a signpost for "Mullet St." that I took at the beach. I should post that too. Or maybe hang it in the Redneck's Clubhouse.

[Crow]

Yup--that looks much neater than the other one stretched out or tiled. Nice desktop. Y'all want to hang stuff in the Redneck's club, y'all go right ahead, Turbo. We really appreciated that one of Spiderman's leg. Lately, I been into a Keith Richards theme, but we're fairly eccletic--y'all hang up whatever you want.

[Turbo]

Originally posted by Crow
We really appreciated that one of Spiderman's leg.That was WA, if memory serves. :chuckle:

[Crow]

Originally posted by Turbo
That was WA, if memory serves. :chuckle:

My bad--y'all put the whole Spiderman in there.

[Turbo]

Someone put the whole Spider-Man, and then later someone posted just his left leg. I think it was WA both times, but I'd have to check to make sure.

[Banzai]

:confused:

I don't get it. What's so funny about this t-shirt?
I mean, I didn't get the joke.

Maybe it's cause I'm brazilian? Can anyone explain it to me please?

[Crow]

Banzai--it's a satire aimed at people who advocate "gun control," infringing on other people's rights to keep guns. In this case the shirt advocates "gun control," then goes on to define gun control as being able to hit what you're shooting at.

[Banzai]

I see.

I'm by no means a leftist... actually I'm a very conservative YEC, but I don't know if I'd wear that shirt around here.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing for christians to wear... I mean, it's a good inside joke, but it may make the skeptics even more reluctant to listen to the message of Christ, don't you think?

And would you have a weapon at home?

[BillyBob]

Most of us have guns, it is an American Right! Owning a gun is in no way non-Christian.

[Banzai]

I would never own a gun.

Hey BB, ain't you that Lobster Administrator Assistant from that other Theology website?

[Crow]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Most of us have guns, it is an American Right! Owning a gun is in no way non-Christian.

I have a couple of dozen guns at home. And I don't see anything unChristian about wearing that shirt. I don't believe in false fronts just to try to hook and deceive people into hearing the message of Christ, do you? Anyone who breaks into my house is going to see gun control in action. I CAN hit what I shoot at.

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by Banzai
I see.

I'm by no means a leftist... actually I'm a very conservative YEC, but I don't know if I'd wear that shirt around here.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing for christians to wear... I mean, it's a good inside joke, but it may make the skeptics even more reluctant to listen to the message of Christ, don't you think?

And would you have a weapon at home?

Banzai,

In the US, the second amendment to our Constitution guarantees us the right to bear and keep arms. Some very liberal politicians in our country want to take that right away and call that "gun control."

[philosophizer]

Ha! How many here have ever had a family gathering culminate in a skeet shoot?

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by philosophizer
Ha! How many here have ever had a family gathering culminate in a skeet shoot?

My next door neighbor's gatherings culminate in everyone shooting at beer cans on the fence posts. Does that count? :chuckle:

[BillyBob]

Banzai;
Hey BB, ain't you that Lobster Administrator Assistant from that other Theology website?

Billy;
No, I don't know what you are referring to.

[Banzai]

Originally posted by Crow
I have a couple of dozen guns at home. And I don't see anything unChristian about wearing that shirt. I don't believe in false fronts just to try to hook and deceive people into hearing the message of Christ, do you? Anyone who breaks into my house is going to see gun control in action. I CAN hit what I shoot at.

I really don't think that restraining from wearing a t-shirt like that could be considered "false front", and I'm surely not deceiving anyone. I mean, you're putting two messages together: Theology and The Right to Have a Weapon.

I like to evangelize, and I know from experience that if you kick a skeptic in the face with something that has nothing to do with the good news of Christ, or even something that can sound as the opposite of what the Bible preaches, you'll turn him away.

That's not "hiding the facts", but come on, it's just impossible to debate everything at once. So why make someone even more skeptic of the message of Christ because you just didn't care about a misinterpretation?

I think christians have more responsability than they are aware of. I'm not taking any chances.

[Nineveh]

I don't see that t-shirt, (tastefully done in 50's retro :thumb: ), as any more offensive than the Brady Bill.

ooo nice evolution there Philo, I like the hair, but your t-shirt is a little offensive... :D

I haven't had nearly enough family gatherings that interesting:)









shoot... wonder if crow is adopting ...

[Banzai]

Originally posted by Nineveh
tastefully done in 50's retro

I love 50's retro.

Where do people find images like that?

[Crow]

Originally posted by Banzai
I really don't think that restraining from wearing a t-shirt like that could be considered "false front", and I'm surely not deceiving anyone. I mean, you're putting two messages together: Theology and The Right to Have a Weapon.

I like to evangelize, and I know from experience that if you kick a skeptic in the face with something that has nothing to do with the good news of Christ, or even something that can sound as the opposite of what the Bible preaches, you'll turn him away.

That's not "hiding the facts", but come on, it's just impossible to debate everything at once. So why make someone even more skeptic of the message of Christ because you just didn't care about a misinterpretation?

I think christians have more responsability than they are aware of. I'm not taking any chances.

I was "evangalized" by Bob Enyart, with the most offensive message possible. Y'all evangalize however you want, but if someone had approached me with that old meek soppy "Good News" front, I would have laughed in their faces.

Bob Enyart's style was so offensive, I couldn't ignore it. Heck, I used to watch him to laugh at him. I couldn't quite believe a Christian that didn't make all sorts of concilliatory gestures towards homos, liars, thieves, and murderers. I'd still be a heathen if it weren't for someone sending what y'all think is the wrong message. I'm glad someone took the responsibility to call them how they saw them for me.

[Banzai]

Originally posted by Crow
I was "evangalized" by Bob Enyart, with the most offensive message possible. Y'all evangalize however you want, but if someone had approached me with that old meek soppy "Good News" front, I would have laughed in their faces.

Bob Enyart's style was so offensive, I couldn't ignore it. Heck, I used to watch him to laugh at him. I couldn't quite believe a Christian that didn't make all sorts of concilliatory gestures towards homos, liars, theives, and murderers. I'd still be a heathen if it weren't for someone sending what y'all think is the wrong message. I'm glad someone took the responsibility to call them how they saw them for me.

Ok my message is not being clear.

I know Bob Enyart from BRVII and believe me, my style would be very similar to what you just quoted.

But there's a difference between debating in a rational way and wearing a t-shirt whith such a strong message but no rationalization behind it.

Should I wear a t-shirt with "gays are going to burn in hell - Theology Online" written in it?

[philosophizer]

Originally posted by Banzai
Should I wear a t-shirt with "gays are going to burn in hell - Theology Online" written in it?

I think we have an idea for the next t-shirt.

[Crow]

Do we have a shirt like that? Knight, are y'all holding out on us? I want one! I didn't listen to Bob Enyart because he was rational, though he did that well, I listened to him because he was offensive. I would have passed your rational pitch without a second thought.

[Banzai]

Originally posted by philosophizer
I think we have an idea for the next t-shirt.

:dead:

You people are impossible! :D

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by Banzai
I really don't think that restraining from wearing a t-shirt like that could be considered "false front", and I'm surely not deceiving anyone. I mean, you're putting two messages together: Theology and The Right to Have a Weapon.

I like to evangelize, and I know from experience that if you kick a skeptic in the face with something that has nothing to do with the good news of Christ, or even something that can sound as the opposite of what the Bible preaches, you'll turn him away.

That's not "hiding the facts", but come on, it's just impossible to debate everything at once. So why make someone even more skeptic of the message of Christ because you just didn't care about a misinterpretation?

I think christians have more responsability than they are aware of. I'm not taking any chances.

Skeptics have to be kicked in the face sooner or later. Why wait until later?

[Banzai]

Originally posted by Crow
I would have passed your rational pitch without a second thought.

Doesn't all heathens... :mad:

[Crow]

Originally posted by Banzai
Doesn't all heathens... :mad:

Quite a few do. You'll be suprised how many people here were saved through extremely blunt and intentionally offensive confrontational evangalism. I know of over a dozen easy.

[wholearmor]

Originally posted by Crow
Quite a few do. You'll be suprised how many people here were saved through extremely blunt and intentionally offensive confrontational evangalism. I know of over a dozen easy.

I was saved with the soft serve message but it didn't take until someone clobbered me one time. I would have rather been clobbered first.

[Crow]

Clobbering works.

[philosophizer]

I did a fine job of clobbering myself and had to find a way out of my ruins. Fortunately I found "The Way."

[Crow]

Yup. I clobbered myself for years, and I still needed outside clobbering.....

[Nineveh]

"Putting Gay back in the closet since 1998"

[Crow]

Originally posted by Nineveh
"Putting Gay back in the closet since 1998"

That would be cool too.

[Banzai]

Originally posted by Crow
Quite a few do. You'll be suprised how many people here were saved through extremely blunt and intentionally offensive confrontational evangalism. I know of over a dozen easy.

I guess I've learned something today. :read:

[Banzai]

Originally posted by Nineveh
"Putting Gay back in the closet since 1998"

Alright alright, I'm game then.

what about:

- the devil in hell, and lots of souls falling into the flames
- the devil is singing "it's raining men! hallelujah!"

and below is written:

- no gays in paradise.
- TheologyOnline - straight since 1998.

[Crow]

Cool ideas!

[Banzai]

hmm I don't know if "straight since 1998" is a good idea... maybe that would mean TOL was gay before it ever existed? :D

[Knight]

Originally posted by Nineveh
"Putting Gay back in the closet since 1998" ROTFL.... :D

[philosophizer]

Originally posted by Nineveh
"Putting Gay back in the closet since 1998"

"And that's the straight truth."

[Jukia]

Banzai: Since you are from Brazil you missed the 2nd Amendment reference. I think the gun shirt is funny as well, in poor taste, especially when coming from a Theology source, but nontheless funny.
In my opinion, many of the posts on this thread are from "right wing fundamentalist wackos", that last word being especially liked by Rush Limbaugh, who I assume our Brazilian friend does not know but I'll bet gets me lots of insane replies.
Seems to me that it would not be a shirt that Jesus would wear, with or without Bob Enyart's approval.

[Banzai]

Originally posted by Jukia
Banzai: Since you are from Brazil you missed the 2nd Amendment reference. I think the gun shirt is funny as well, in poor taste, especially when coming from a Theology source, but nontheless funny.
In my opinion, many of the posts on this thread are from "right wing fundamentalist wackos", that last word being especially liked by Rush Limbaugh, who I assume our Brazilian friend does not know but I'll bet gets me lots of insane replies.
Seems to me that it would not be a shirt that Jesus would wear, with or without Bob Enyart's approval.

Yes, I forgot to reply to this topic here after I watched "Bowling for Columbine"... even though it doesn't matter if I agree with Michael Moore or not, I agree with you 100%.

Poor taste when coming from a Theology source. I agree with you.

[Knight]

Originally posted by Jukia
Seems to me that it would not be a shirt that Jesus would wearGood point.... we will have to make a shirt regarding swords. :D

[ebenz47037]

Knight, you need to think about bumper stickers so we can show our support on our vehicles. :D

[Jefferson]

Originally posted by ebenz47037
Knight, you need to think about bumper stickers so we can show our support on our vehicles. :D I created a new bumper sticker just last week:

"Proud Parents of a Teenage
Daughter in Public School Who
Hasn't Been Knocked-Up Yet."

Hey Jukia and Banzai, how much good taste do you think that is for a Christian?

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by Jefferson
I created a new bumper sticker just last week:

"Proud Parents of a Teenage
Daughter in Public School Who
Hasn't Been Knocked-Up Yet."

Hey Jukia and Banzai, how much good taste do you think that is for a Christian?

I saw one similar to that about two weeks ago, Jefferson.

"Proud parents of a non-pregnant, Christian, public school student!

[Knight]

Originally posted by ebenz47037
Knight, you need to think about bumper stickers so we can show our support on our vehicles. :D I am thinking about it..... :think:

[Freak]

Originally posted by ebenz47037
Knight, you need to think about bumper stickers so we can show our support on our vehicles. :D Great idea!!!:up:

[ebenz47037]

Originally posted by Knight
I am thinking about it..... :think:

You do it and I'll cover my tailgate with them, take a picture, and submit a picture to the gallery of it.

[Crow]

I want one for my pickup.

[Jukia]

Jefferson: Mine can say "Proud parent of 2 daughters who went through public school and didn't get knocked up, 2 sons who went through public schools and didn't knock anyone up, none ever came home drunk or stoned or had the police call us at 3 in the morning and they all still make me laugh. And proud husband of a public school teacher"
To change the topic--people who bad-mouth public schools should try teaching. It is not an easy job. And should stop whining about how many girls get pregnant. If it is your daughter who gets pregnant or your son who gets someone pregnant seems to me that you screwed up somehow.

[Nineveh]

Hi Jukia :)

I do teach, and I am 100% sure my daughter will not have a baby before she is married. How, you ask? I don't ship her off unconcerned of where she is or who she is with for hours at a time. I care. But as far as "badmouthing" fed school, I am a survivor, I have bragging rights.


Anywho....

Back to gun rights... and t-shirts... and bumperstickers...

I just got mine, they are wonderful :) Hubby was wearing his to work last Friday and a guy stopped him to read it. This man said he had seen one one a "biker guy" and wanted a closer look :)

[Jukia]

Nineveh:
Was your "fed" school comment a Freudian slip? I find it interesting that all the people who talked about smaller government can't wait to produce "tests" for all children to take. Seems to me that the Federal govt is trying to Federalize education.

[Nineveh]

Jukia,
Trying? I thought they had succeeded. Nope, no slips showing, I meant fed school. In my state the kids couldn't pass the standardized tests, so they lowered the standard.

[Jukia]

I am in Connecticut, don't really know what or if standards were lowered for the current testing. My kids all older now, we made sure they did their work, they all got into good colleges and have done well. As a parent, you need to pay attention, raising your kids correctly is the most important thing you do.

[Knight]

Originally posted by ebenz47037
You do it and I'll cover my tailgate with them, take a picture, and submit a picture to the gallery of it. OK... but I need your help! (http://www.theologyonline.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9556)