Born Again through Baptism

After completing my initial indoctrination with a Mormon church, I was invited to the temple to participate in their "Baptism For the Dead" where lists of deceased people are baptized by proxy. That afternoon, I was the proxy. They'd read off a name and I was dunked. I was baptized 206 times that afternoon. Born again 206 times? Sheesh, maybe there are 206 copies of Ted out there. The world is not ready for that :eek:

Mormons got sued for their "Baptism For the Dead" -- seems that their lists included deceased Jews (oops).