Friday I had to teach four girls. For some reason they refused to answer any questions with anything other than nonsense so I got them to write the story out a few times. They loved that.
So then one girl goes home and complains to her mother then Mother complains to boss. Cue a long protracted discussion about how to deal with a kid who won't talk.
I should have just given them all candy...
In a few years time someone is going to...