When changing your baby, make sure there is a diaper underneath her at all times. Because if there isn't, she will poop all over the changing pad. And once you have that cleaned up (and still don't have a diaper under her butt!), she will pee all over the changing pad. The pee will run all over the pad, covering the baby in pee. The baby will need to be washed. All that at 3 AM.

Just sayin'.

Maximeee