How to attack and destroy the Old Testament in ten easy steps
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How to attack and destroy the Old Testament in ten easy steps -
March 6th, 2012, 05:03 AM
1 First you must understand what the OT is.
The OT is a death sentence. Example:
What kind of a person was Samuel looking for when he made Saul king?
Answer: Someone who was willing to kill everyone. When it was found out that Saul was not willing to kill everyone the throne was taken from him. (You see, if there were no people then there would be no sin. Even the innocent women and children that Samuel commanded Saul to kill were not really innocent.)
2 The next thing that must be done is to physically restrain the supporters of the OT.
This is because when the OT supporters are in charge freedom is extinguished.
(Now that the OT is understood for what it is and the supporters of the OT are restrained progress can be made.)
3 A meal must be prepared.
And what do you think the supporters of the OT like to eat?
Slogan/motto:
“You do not bring the Name of יהוה (Yahuweh) your Elohim to naught, for יהוה (Yahuweh) does not leave the one unpunished who brings His Name to naught."
The OT is a death sentence. Example:
What kind of a person was Samuel looking for when he made Saul king?
Answer: Someone who was willing to kill everyone. When it was found out that Saul was not willing to kill everyone the throne was taken from him. (You see, if there were no people then there would be no sin. Even the innocent women and children that Samuel commanded Saul to kill were not really innocent.)
2 The next thing that must be done is to physically restrain the supporters of the OT.
This is because when the OT supporters are in charge freedom is extinguished.
(Now that the OT is understood for what it is and the supporters of the OT are restrained progress can be made.)
3 A meal must be prepared.
And what do you think the supporters of the OT like to eat?
No OT? Fine...NO MESSIAH FOR YOU! The Messengers (ANGELS) at the TOMB, after Yeshua was raised told boneheads like you something...Luk 24:25 And He said to them, “O thoughtless ones, and slow of heart to believe in all that the prophets have spoken!
Go lay down doggie.
YeshaYahu (Isaiah) 8:20: To the Torah and to the witness! If they do not speak according to this Word, it is because they have no daybreak.
1st Kepha (Peter) 4:11: If anyone speaks, let it be as the Words of Elohim. If anyone serves, let it be as with the strength which Elohim provides, so that Elohim might be praised in it all through יהושע (Yahu'Shua) Messiah, to whom belong the esteem and the rule forever and ever. Amĕn.
How to show an unrepentant sinner in 10 easy steps:
And God spake all these words, saying, I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
1.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
3.
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
4.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
5.
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
6.
Thou shalt not kill.
7.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
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Thou shalt not steal.
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Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ***, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.
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March 6th, 2012, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by glew
And what do you think the supporters of the OT like to eat?
Bar-B-Q?
"The more scientifically literate, intellectually honest and objectively skeptical a person is, the more likely they are to disbelieve in anything supernatural, including god."
Slogan/motto:
“You do not bring the Name of יהוה (Yahuweh) your Elohim to naught, for יהוה (Yahuweh) does not leave the one unpunished who brings His Name to naught."
For my last meal I would like...
Grape leaves with a lamb shank in the bottom of the pot, Lebanese style, not Greek
Humous, Tabouli, Bubaganousch, Okra, Calamata olives, Bulgarian Sheep Feta cheese, and Bachlawey for desert.
I usually only get that once a year, on my birthday, in Tishri. Guess who elses birthday is in Tishri? Yep, during the Feast of Tabernacles. Soon He will be tabernacling with us.
YeshaYahu (Isaiah) 8:20: To the Torah and to the witness! If they do not speak according to this Word, it is because they have no daybreak.
1st Kepha (Peter) 4:11: If anyone speaks, let it be as the Words of Elohim. If anyone serves, let it be as with the strength which Elohim provides, so that Elohim might be praised in it all through יהושע (Yahu'Shua) Messiah, to whom belong the esteem and the rule forever and ever. Amĕn.
The supporters of the OT were willing to give up their chance at freedom to go back to Egypt so that they could eat onions. These people, these supporters of the OT were not allowed to go back. Instead, God prepared an onions feast for them.
The OT is an onion that when peeled back you will find that there is nothing in its core. It is empty just like the inner chamber of the temple that King Herod the Great built. There is nothing there. No one is at home. It is desolate.
4 What do we do with the prophecies of the OT?
Moses gave us the Ten Commandments and said that these are God's law. Jesus took the Ten Commandments and raised them to the nth degree.
Jesus said that if you lust in your heart it is the same as adultery.
This rule of Jesus must be applied equally to all Ten Commandments. Therefore if a person has ever even thought about telling a lie in his heart then he is a liar.
4 What do we do with the prophecies of the OT?
Moses gave us the Ten Commandments and said that these are God's law.
um to to add a little interject here, God spoke His commandments before Moses every had them to "give" to anyone, at that point people already had them, Moses didn't need to say that they were God's law, the people heard God speak and knew it was His word, which is all they needed to know....
I would say go back to the drawing board on 4 and get it correct.
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March 7th, 2012, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by jeremysdemo
. . . Moses didn't need to say that they were God's law, the people heard God speak and knew it was His word, which is all they needed to know....
I would say go back to the drawing board on 4 and get it correct.
Close . . . no cigar. Book, chapter, and verse where it states that 'the' people heard 'god' speak and knew it was 'his' word . . .
"The more scientifically literate, intellectually honest and objectively skeptical a person is, the more likely they are to disbelieve in anything supernatural, including god."
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