[S0Z0]

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Minnesota girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots it to pieces

He says, “In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.”

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcohol beer (cuz he’s a Muslim!), throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots it to pieces.

He says, “In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.”

The Minnesota girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar and calling for a refill she says, “In Minnesota, we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.”

GOD BLESS MINNESOTA

[Frank Ernest]

Originally Posted by S0Z0

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Minnesota girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots it to pieces

He says, “In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.”

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcohol beer (cuz he’s a Muslim!), throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots it to pieces.

He says, “In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.”

The Minnesota girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar and calling for a refill she says, “In Minnesota, we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.”

GOD BLESS MINNESOTA

That's cold.