Exploding boobs! New terrorist threat. -
March 26th, 2010, 02:09 PM
Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
Uh... how is airport security gonna "handle" this one? First they view us with x-ray vision and now I suppose their gonna try to grab women's breasts to see if they are explosive???
Just imagine the perverts that are going to be applying for airport security jobs now.
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March 26th, 2010, 02:12 PM
I hate to say it, but as the violent jihadists escalate, they leave us less and less civil options.
As such, no sane western country should allow any planes with citizens from the muslim world to land in their borders, and should list, at a bare minimum, all of the attendants of whahabbi/fundamentalists mosques in their countries, and not allow them to fly.
There is no other sane response that I can see, as far as airline security goes.
There is no other sane response that I can see, as far as airline security goes.
What if we gave everybody on a plane a taser?
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March 26th, 2010, 02:46 PM
In my opinion, it's not feasible. Granted, I'm not an expert in terrorism, plastic surgery or demolitions; however, any amount of explosives implanted in a human requires a means of triggering the explosives, and it's not likely an explosive breast implant can be triggered clandestinely. In other words, the woman would have to press a button connected to a wire, connected to something like a blasting cap. Not feasible.
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March 26th, 2010, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by moparguy
I hate to say it, but as the violent jihadists escalate, they leave us less and less civil options.
As such, no sane western country should allow any planes with citizens from the muslim world to land in their borders, and should list, at a bare minimum, all of the attendants of whahabbi/fundamentalists mosques in their countries, and not allow them to fly.
There is no other sane response that I can see, as far as airline security goes.
Keeping them off planes won't stop them. They'll just bomb targets on the ground: buses...trains...sporting events...shopping malls...restaurants...movie houses...churches...any places where folks bunch up together.
Suburban neighborhoods will get their first taste of Islamist terrorism.
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