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Troll exasperation techniques..... - August 18th, 2012, 11:27 AM

1. Ignore
2. Post only one word responses
3. Tell them you love them
4. Praise a troll's analytical insight
5. Ask for clarification....over and over
6. Thank a troll for the topic then post a non sequitur
7. Blow kisses
8. Offer grammatical assistance
9. Tell a troll he/she is forgiven.

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August 18th, 2012, 12:57 PM

How interesting.



   
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August 18th, 2012, 01:18 PM

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How interesting.
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August 18th, 2012, 01:23 PM

The prairie sky - is wide and high
Deep in the heart of Texas.



   
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August 18th, 2012, 01:31 PM

10. Tell others who you have identified as a troll so that we can poke sticks at them.
11. NEVER....NEVER feed the trolls unless you're really, really bored





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August 18th, 2012, 01:47 PM

12.) Treat a troll as you would any other poster, thereby giving them enough rope to hang themselves.





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10. Tell others who you have identified as a troll so that we can poke sticks at them.






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Yeah, don't feed them after midnight!

Oh wait, that's a different critter.






   
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The prairie sky - is wide and high
Deep in the heart of Texas.
TEXAS should be in all cap!






   
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Yeah, don't feed them after midnight!

Oh wait, that's a different critter.
I think those were goonies. But they do kind of look alike, I think.





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August 18th, 2012, 02:11 PM

What's a troll?



   
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I think those were goonies.
Gremlins.

Here's one named Stripe. Oh no!!!!






   
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August 18th, 2012, 02:32 PM

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Gremlins.

Here's one named Stripe. Oh no!!!!
Right, thank you. I think Goonies was with Steve Guttenberg. I don't remember who was in Gremlins.





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Right, thank you. I think Goonies was with Steve Guttenberg. I don't remember who was in Gremlins.
Goonies is a classic! Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Corey Feldman, Joe Pantoliano etc.

No Steve Guttenberg however.





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Here's one named Stripe. Oh no!!!!

And Stripe with his Santa hat on.








   
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13. Post cartoons.



   
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