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Practice for the Zombie Apocalypse - September 19th, 2012, 10:01 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/09/18...est=latestnews

Counter-Terrorism meets the Zombie Apocalypse. Will these be the faster Zombies or the slower Zombies like the Walking Dead? George C. Romero, we need you for technical assistance and support. This is why the government is buying all that hollowpoint ammo!

I have enough guns, but do I have enough ammo? Better check.





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September 19th, 2012, 10:10 AM

This is why I have samurai swords stored around my house. No reloading necessary. I am planning on developing a samurai sword gun though. I think it'll be a gun with a samurai sword bayonet that also fires samurai swords and an attachment for rapid fire of throwing stars. Maybe with a holster for some nun chucks.

Somebody get infected already... Unless you're an Islam extremist... Could you imagine a zombie terrorist? Just imagine the crappy jokes Jeff Dunham would come up with? It'd be a nightmare... What?! He's got a zombie terrorist?! Well, I suppose I get to test my new gun out...





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September 19th, 2012, 10:14 AM

Another zombie thread! I am very much obliged.





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Another zombie thread! I am very much obliged.
I "aim" to please.





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Graphical representations



   
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Zombspud...

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That's why you burn them!

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So that's what happened to the Wal-Mart logo...

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Zombie Nazi Smilie?

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Excellent! Now I know who to shoot! Would you happen to have a representation of a zombie raptor? I keep trying to picture them but they're too crafty...





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Zombspud...



That's why you burn them!



So that's what happened to the Wal-Mart logo...



Zombie Nazi Smilie?



Excellent! Now I know who to shoot! Would you happen to have a representation of a zombie raptor? I keep trying to picture them but they're too crafty...

LOL here you go:




   
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"The Bible is very clear, Christians aren't supposed to be busybodies, nor are they supposed to strive with any man who hasn't harmed him (Or someone else, by implication.)" RandPaulfor2016, May 10, 2013

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September 19th, 2012, 07:16 PM

Zombies are interesting for the same reason a zombie apocalypse could never happen. They're way too easy to defeat, which is why everybody assumes they would be amongst the survivors in a zompocolypse. You'd get maybe 10 zombies at most before every man woman and child within earshot whips out their guns and medieval weaponry, eager to put down the zombie infection before it even has a chance to spread.





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