half brother dew's exploits - Theology Online

glew · **half brother dew's exploits -** October 2nd, 2012, 06:37 AM

dew: "The earth is all about power and we must find those willing victims."
Judge TOL: With that attitude dew, how will you influence people and win friends?
dew: "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision."
Judge TOL: There you go again dew. Why don't you leave TOL land like your cowardly half brother?
dew: "The law is my master and I must obey."
Judge TOL: In TOL land I am your master.
dew: "Now there were seven brothers, and the first when he had married a wife, deceased, and having no issue, left his wife to his brother."
Judge TOL: Come on dew, in heaven they neither marry nor are given in marriage.
dew: "A man's wife had an affair with another man and became with child through the illicit union. She told her rightful husband and they decided not to tell the child's rightful father. Instead she broke off the illicit union and without telling the rightful father the married couple petitioned the court for custody. The court decreed that if the married couple would advertise in the local paper and got no replies that the husband could then adopt the child without recourse."
Judge TOL: So what dew?
dew: "That is how we legally kidnap."

glew · October 3rd, 2012, 05:07 AM

The Musings of a Drunken Fool

(Judge TOL: This dew is more trouble for us than his brother ever was.)

dew singing his favorite ditty-
"They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious"

Judge TOL: dew will you please stop this insanity?
dew: "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Judge TOL: This is ridiculous!
dew: "The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law."
Judge TOL: We know all this.
dew: "Then what did come first?"
Judge TOL: Are you asking about the chicken or the egg?
dew: "No. The law. Or sin."

Angel4Truth · October 3rd, 2012, 07:01 AM

problems?

glew · October 4th, 2012, 05:57 AM

Hitchcock's "The Thirty-Nine Steps"
Starring
half brother dew as Inspector Clouseau
Judge TOL as Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Cato as Satan
Sue Ellen Ewing as dew's wife, wait a minute-
Sue Ellen Ewing as Cato's drunken wife, wait a minute-
Sue Ellen Ewing as Israel-leena the mother of dew's child Dignity, wait a minute-
The drunken Sue Ellen Ewing as Israel-leena the mother of Cato's child Dignity

(This story will be continued as we are waiting for the writers to figure out who Dignity actually belongs to.)

glew · October 4th, 2012, 01:43 PM

(Step 36)
They part my garments among them, and cast lots for my clothing.

TomO · October 4th, 2012, 01:55 PM

Basset Hounds got long ears.

Eeset · October 4th, 2012, 05:12 PM

This is an intriguing thread. What does it mean?

Wile E. Coyote · October 4th, 2012, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eeset

This is an intriguing thread. What does it mean?

glew · October 5th, 2012, 05:23 AM

dew: "Child Dignity has reached maturity and now resides at the very pinnacle of Liberty. To reach dear Dignity but three steps remain-"

(Step 37)
The law must be destroyed.

(Step 38)
Then sin can be destroyed

(Step 39)
"The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death."

"Only then will Dignity return to the Master."

glew · October 5th, 2012, 09:28 AM

When Christ is finished the language of the law will only be spoken in hell.

glew · October 6th, 2012, 06:19 AM

This posting is for the youth of America only:

Observe their dedication to the law, how they fight for it. And remember, they are really only interested in their own conveniences even if their conveniences costs you your entire future.

dew

Town Heretic · October 6th, 2012, 07:16 AM

If you ever bottle this, glew, someone is going to go blind.

Inzl Kett · October 6th, 2012, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Town Heretic

If you ever bottle this, glew, someone is going to go blind.

I think he might have fallen on his head or something.

Town Heretic · October 6th, 2012, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inzl Kett

I think he might have fallen on his head or something.

He's come unglewed?

glew · October 7th, 2012, 07:24 AM

Psychological Warfare 101

"For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me."

dew calling out while on a walk: "Christian Sister, Christian Brother! Where are you. Brother, Sister I'm calling. You do not answer?"

Footsteps.....Branches and leaves.....

dew: "Oh there you are. Why did you not answer my call?"
Christian Siblings: We heard your call and were ashamed because we are naked.
dew: "Who told you that you are naked? The Lord gave you a Work to perform whilest you were weak to hide your shame."
Christian Siblings: We did the Work. Still, when we witness to others about Christ we feel ashamed.
dew: "Your shame is only normal brothers and sisters. As the Son of God has no clothes. If you didn't feel a little shame there would be something wrong with you."
Christian Siblings: What happened to the Emperor's clothes?
dew: "The World System has them."