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half brother dew's exploits -
October 2nd, 2012, 06:37 AM
dew: "The earth is all about power and we must find those willing victims."
Judge TOL: With that attitude dew, how will you influence people and win friends?
dew: "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision."
Judge TOL: There you go again dew. Why don't you leave TOL land like your cowardly half brother?
dew: "The law is my master and I must obey."
Judge TOL: In TOL land I am your master.
dew: "Now there were seven brothers, and the first when he had married a wife, deceased, and having no issue, left his wife to his brother."
Judge TOL: Come on dew, in heaven they neither marry nor are given in marriage.
dew: "A man's wife had an affair with another man and became with child through the illicit union. She told her rightful husband and they decided not to tell the child's rightful father. Instead she broke off the illicit union and without telling the rightful father the married couple petitioned the court for custody. The court decreed that if the married couple would advertise in the local paper and got no replies that the husband could then adopt the child without recourse."
Judge TOL: So what dew?
dew: "That is how we legally kidnap."
(Judge TOL: This dew is more trouble for us than his brother ever was.)
dew singing his favorite ditty-
"They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious"
Judge TOL: dew will you please stop this insanity?
dew: "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Judge TOL: This is ridiculous!
dew: "The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law."
Judge TOL: We know all this.
dew: "Then what did come first?"
Judge TOL: Are you asking about the chicken or the egg?
dew: "No. The law. Or sin."
Hitchcock's "The Thirty-Nine Steps"
half brother dew as Inspector Clouseau
Judge TOL as Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Cato as Satan
Sue Ellen Ewing as dew's wife, wait a minute-
Sue Ellen Ewing as Cato's drunken wife, wait a minute-
Sue Ellen Ewing as Israel-leena the mother of dew's child Dignity, wait a minute-
The drunken Sue Ellen Ewing as Israel-leena the mother of Cato's child Dignity
(This story will be continued as we are waiting for the writers to figure out who Dignity actually belongs to.)
Don't look back; something may be gaining on you.
October 4th, 2012, 01:55 PM
Basset Hounds got long ears.
Destroy another fetus now, we don't like children anyhow, I've seen the future baby......... It is Murder.
To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic.
"The Bible is very clear, Christians aren't supposed to be busybodies, nor are they supposed to strive with any man who hasn't harmed him (Or someone else, by implication.)" RandPaulfor2016, May 10, 2013
"For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me."
dew calling out while on a walk: "Christian Sister, Christian Brother! Where are you. Brother, Sister I'm calling. You do not answer?"
Footsteps.....Branches and leaves.....
dew: "Oh there you are. Why did you not answer my call?"
Christian Siblings: We heard your call and were ashamed because we are naked.
dew: "Who told you that you are naked? The Lord gave you a Work to perform whilest you were weak to hide your shame."
Christian Siblings: We did the Work. Still, when we witness to others about Christ we feel ashamed.
dew: "Your shame is only normal brothers and sisters. As the Son of God has no clothes. If you didn't feel a little shame there would be something wrong with you."
Christian Siblings: What happened to the Emperor's clothes?
dew: "The World System has them."