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October 24th, 2012, 09:33 AM

The Mystery of the Second Chair

"I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest."

Winston Churchill circa 1939



   
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October 24th, 2012, 08:06 PM

The grandest act of arrogance is for the West to send missionaries to Russia.



   
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October 25th, 2012, 05:13 AM

Youth of America: For Your Eyes Only

I am going to let you in on a little known Bible fact-
In the Bible the West does not invade the East. In the Bible the East invades the West.

Now I will let you in on another little known Bible fact. It is the Answer you have been searching for-

The reason why your mothers and fathers are doing what they are doing to you-

Some may ask, "When will the invasion occur?"
And young people, your mothers and fathers are answering-

"Not in my lifetime." (King Hezekiah)



   
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October 25th, 2012, 06:49 AM

Now Youth of America, some of your parents will be sending you to "bible" college to complete your brainwashing treatments. One of the things that you will be receiving is a list of all the OT kings of ancient Israel. There will be two columns, one column for the good kings and one column for the bad kings. King Hezekiah will be listed as a good king.

That is how your mothers and fathers call good evil. And that is how your mothers and fathers call evil good. You see Youth of America, the Bible says that there are none good. The Bible says that all are evil. When King Hezekiah argues with God as to when Hezekiah thinks his life should be over Hezekiah brings up all that Hezekiah had done for God. All that Hezekiah ever did was filthy rags. All that Hezekiah did before he should have died. And all that Hezekiah did after he should have died. It was all filthy rags.



   
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October 25th, 2012, 02:59 PM

"And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared."

This verse is not speaking about a physical river. It is speaking about a spiritual river. Over the last 100 years there has been an Eastern Orthodox Diaspora taking place. Once it has been completed the way will be open for the kings of the east.

Question: Why can the kings of the east invade the west while the kings of the west are not able to invade the east?
Answer: Military science dictates that to conquer a fortified city an invading army must have far superior numbers. The east has the manpower. The west does not have the manpower.

Question: Why would the east invade the west?
Answer: Don't make me laugh.



   
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October 26th, 2012, 06:07 AM

Jack London's Call of the Wild
Chapter XIII
The Onion Dome

Starring
Job as the Law of the Tooth and Fang, (alias- DEPRAVATION)
America as the foolish Sled Travelers
Robert Falcon Scott as the Character Witness
Introduction: (Back in court)

Bailiff: Hear ye. Hear ye. All rise. The Honorable Judge of the Universe presiding. This court is now in session.

God the Father to Job: Job, since there is no one in TOL land willing to represent you We will allow the defendant to speak on his own behalf.
Job: Skin for skin Your Honor. Or what will a man give in exchange for his own life?
God the Father to the Jury: Has the Jury reached a verdict?
Jury Foreman Roman Catholic: Yes Your Honor.
God the Father to the old Prosecuting Attorney Lucifer: You will please read the Jury's verdict.
dew: "We the Jury find America guilty of bank robbery."

God the Father to America: Restitution!

You must pay the Kings of the East everything that is owing.
Or
You must cede Alaska back to the Kings of the East as payment.

Robert Falcon Scott: "Last entry. For God's sake look after our people."



   
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