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June 19th, 2012, 04:23 AM

You're weird.





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June 19th, 2012, 08:05 AM

Silent Hunter,

Don't you know anything about the vow of a Nasserite?

I know for sure that you don't know what it was/is for. But doesn't it ring any kind of bell with you?

James the half brother of Jesus counter-ordered Paul back to Jerusalem. But James did not want Paul around James' private flock. So James ordered Paul to shave his head and take the vow. Now you don't know this Silent Hunter but when the vow is taken grapes are prohibited. Not just fermented wine, but any kind of grape product. Such as grapes, raisins, grape juice, and wine.

You have difficulty adding so I'll do it for you-

Paul could not very well visit the church in Jerusalem and not take communion. That would be rude. You know about rude. You have a real good grasp of rude. So if Paul could not take communion and he did not want to hurt the feelings of the others in the church he would have to stay away from them for a time. Exactly what the vow did to Paul. Exactly what the vow did for James.

You see now Silent Hunter? James is using an OT works program to control Paul and his "Jesus grace" message. Paul chose to go to Jerusalem against the wishes of Jesus. Paul chose to take the vow of a Nasserite over Christian Communion that Christ ordered.

Who did you say you were there Silent Hunter? You said that I am weird. What are you? Not to bright I'd say.

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June 19th, 2012, 08:09 AM

What the heck... odd thread...





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June 19th, 2012, 10:15 AM

csuguy,

What is so odd? "Intrigue"? It takes place all the time. There is this parable that you need to apply to scripture-

"Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened."


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June 19th, 2012, 11:57 AM

csuguy, this thread is just a preliminary. A "softening up" if you will for the real battle.

But you see now don't you Northfield Missouri Pinkertons? "Jesse" James the half brother of Jesus is not one of the-

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June 20th, 2012, 05:03 AM

The Cult of Personality

Starring

half brother dew and the Levites
James and his private flock

Introduction: Somewhere on the streets of Jerusalem. The traditional meeting place of Judges.

dew: Ho friend James.
James: What is the meaning of all these armed Levites friend dew?
dew: Don't be alarmed friend James. All is well.
dew: James, tradition has some questions for you.
dew: Please follow me and these Levites.
James: Where are we going?
dew: Up these stairs to the same place you took Paul.
James: What did you want to know?
dew: Is it true that you said, "have not the faith of our Lord Jesus Christ"?
James: 'tis true, 'tis true friend dew!
dew: Levites, I command you to throw James and his book out that window!



   
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June 21st, 2012, 06:07 AM

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Leap of Faith or Last Stand of the 300

Just a bunch of Pinkertons. The Army of Immortals has opened the Door through great skill and hard work. But you Pinkertons won't step through. I am going to speak like Silent Hunter for one moment-

Guard your answer to me well for you speak for an entire generation.

Either step through the opened door or the Army of Immortals will be withdrawn and this generation's chance will be lost forever. It is up to you. Take this Leap of Faith or you truly are The 300.

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June 21st, 2012, 12:14 PM

There I was thinking maybe I would understand the "legalize pot" thread better if I had a few puffs,
and actually reading this thread got me as brain-farted-out as any reefer.

For those wondering what possible bloodline "Dew and Drew" could come from,
(D & D - ring a bell?)
Just consider Drew's other brother, Grew(from the margins of MAD magazine)!





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June 22nd, 2012, 06:40 AM

You aid and abet.
You aid and abet the law. You aid and abet the law through James.
Therefore James will be executed.

The Army of the Potomac has left Jerusalem in flames. It marches on to Richmond Virginia where General Lee has take refuge. General Grant even now is completely surrounding the city of Rome. And Lee does match Grant man for man on the picket line. So then Lee will surely starve to death or be forced to break out and run like the wind.



The Rage and the Fury
Your waves engulf me, stinging me,
Blinding me with your fury;
Tossing me around, pitching me down
Throughout my vessel of wood unsound.
Fire! Your forked tongue of lightning and thunder
Blaze my sail, my soul, with the cackle of your laughter;
Erratic pulse in cadence with your decadence
Ebb my own, defacing me of each sense.
Slumber, stupor, languor, death:
Over the edge saunters my last breath
My craft dipping, plunging astern
Swallow me, Sea, to you I return.
Pain! Rage resurrects with a thousand aches,
The beast gnaws at me, my flesh he partakes;
Each sink of fang, my lifeblood thrives,
Broken and battered, but !
Retribution is yours, vengeance your delight;
Finish me now, you have championed the fight!
A violent halt, the tempests cease, crashing waves alight;
A silent rush, then spreading peace, bathing me in sunlight.
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June 24th, 2012, 06:23 AM

Subpoena: From District Court 666
To all those remaining in what is left of Jerusalem:
The Honorable half brother dew residing:

It has most recently come to the attention of this Court that a certain Kangaroo who goes by the alias of nazaroo has filed a complaint stating-

"The brother of this Court who shall be identified as "glew" hereafter in this document did illegally and with malice fight an aggressive war against Jerusalem. Kangaroo, (whoops I mean nazaroo) makes the request that glew be declared mentally insane by reason of drug addiction."

This Court is now in session.



   
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June 24th, 2012, 11:30 AM

glew will be tried by this Court in Absentia: (For he is busy conducting the business of this Court)

Kangaroo, please raise your right hand. Do you Kangaroo swear that you know nothing about the private life of glew or James the half brother of Jesus?

Kangaroo: I swear that I know nothing.
Supreme Court Justice dew: Is it true that the Temple hierarchy in Jerusalem accused Jesus of being crazy?
Kangaroo: I swear that I know nothing.
Supreme Court Justice dew: And isn't it true that the Temple hierarchy in Jerusalem accused Jesus of using the power of Satan to cast out Satan?
Kangaroo: I swear that I know nothing.
Supreme Court Justice dew: And isn't it true Kangaroo that when junkies are deprived of their "medicine" they act like they are possessed?
Kangaroo: I swear that I know nothing.
Supreme Court Justice dew: Is it possible that those people who were "possessed" at the time when Jesus was healing them were actually addicted to the most powerful narcotics in the known world?
Kangaroo: I swear that I know nothing.
Supreme Court Justice dew: And Kangaroo think most carefully on this last question. Didn't the Temple hierarchy use money gained from the sale of illicit narcotics to build the Temple?
Kangaroo: I swear that I know nothing.

It is the opinion of this Court that upon the testimony of Kangaroo, (none) that brother glew is hereby ordered to destroy the Army of Northern Virginia by any means he deems necessary.



   
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