Do they even sit? When in Iraq, I learned that a lot of muslims consider it an insult to Allah to use a toilet seat, and instead have to squat (I never figured out the rationale behind this). In fact, all the Iraqi toilets I saw there were just "holes" in the floor. That's fine by me if they want to do that in their own homes, but when the Iraqi workers we had on base would use our "facilities", it got real disgusting (especially combined with the fact that they don't use toilet paper; just water and a bare left hand).
OK, I'm sure everyone wanted to know the Iraqi "technique" for defecating, so I'll stop typing now.
No wonder they're so pissed off all the time!
We don't need to export democracy, some Charmin would work just as well.
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...for it is by grace that you have been saved, and that not of yourselves, but a gift from God...
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April 21st, 2006, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Army of One
Do they even sit? When in Iraq, I learned that a lot of muslims consider it an insult to Allah to use a toilet seat, and instead have to squat (I never figured out the rationale behind this). In fact, all the Iraqi toilets I saw there were just "holes" in the floor. That's fine by me if they want to do that in their own homes, but when the Iraqi workers we had on base would use our "facilities", it got real disgusting (especially combined with the fact that they don't use toilet paper; just water and a bare left hand).
OK, I'm sure everyone wanted to know the Iraqi "technique" for defecating, so I'll stop typing now.
Today's fortune cookie say: " The mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground."
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It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
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April 21st, 2006, 12:11 PM
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No wonder they're so pissed off all the time!
We don't need to export democracy, some Charmin would work just as well.
One of our translators was told that he wasn't allowed to use our "outhouse" unless he used toilet paper. He refused, and instead walked out to the edge of the camp and dug a hole in the ground. I almost felt bad for him, because he looked so dejected as he walked off to "do his business".
"It wasn't a conversation, Lana. I was just talking to my gun, not with it. Pretty big difference." Barry (Archer)
As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said: “If the day does not require an AK, it is good”.
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Wow! I get a slogan or life motto??? Is this a great website or what?
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April 21st, 2006, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Army of One
Do they even sit? When in Iraq, I learned that a lot of muslims consider it an insult to Allah to use a toilet seat, and instead have to squat (I never figured out the rationale behind this). In fact, all the Iraqi toilets I saw there were just "holes" in the floor. That's fine by me if they want to do that in their own homes, but when the Iraqi workers we had on base would use our "facilities", it got real disgusting (especially combined with the fact that they don't use toilet paper; just water and a bare left hand).
OK, I'm sure everyone wanted to know the Iraqi "technique" for defecating, so I'll stop typing now.
In the spirit of Fellowship Week, I've decided to help out the Muslim criminals by manufacturing an all new Islamic-friendly toilet. Introducting the binFlushin 2000*! Sweet features include the exclusive Fuse-flush Technology™ --no match required!-- and the stylish TPFree Design™ --wipe rear on prophet beard! Plus, each binFlushin includes an official floating "Stamp" of Mohammed Approval.
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It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
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April 21st, 2006, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucky
In the spirit of Fellowship Week, I've decided to help out the Muslim criminals by manufacturing an all new Islamic-friendly toilet. Introducting the binFlushin 2000*! Sweet features include the exclusive Fuse-flush Technology™ --no match required!-- and the stylish TPFree Design™ --wipe rear on prophet beard! Plus, each binFlushin includes an official floating "Stamp" of Mohammed Approval.
* Potent (Odor) Pending
"It wasn't a conversation, Lana. I was just talking to my gun, not with it. Pretty big difference." Barry (Archer)
As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said: “If the day does not require an AK, it is good”.
In the spirit of Fellowship Week, I've decided to help out the Muslim criminals by manufacturing an all new Islamic-friendly toilet. Introducting the binFlushin 2000*! Sweet features include the exclusive Fuse-flush Technology™ --no match required!-- and the stylish TPFree Design™ --wipe rear on prophet beard! Plus, each binFlushin includes an official floating "Stamp" of Mohammed Approval.
(Bet their not so worried about where they face when flying planes into buildings, rampaging in cartoon riots or blowing themselves and everyone around them to bits.)
And I'm sure you'd be perfectly fine with prisions banning all Bibles on its grounds.
April 21st, 2006, 03:22 PM
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