Pope Apologizes to Satan! -
September 17th, 2006, 07:16 PM
In a surprise move just moments after apologizing to Muslims worldwide the Pope has apologized to Satan.
"Calling Satan 'evil' does not represent my personal view".
Benedict XVI had been under pressure to make a personal apology following a controversial statements that he and the Catholic Church have made in the past several hundred years.
"Casting judgement against a character for statements made in an ancient text is careless and unkind" said the Pope in his public statement. The Pope said that he hopes his apology to Satan and the forces of evil will open up a dialogue that will be beneficial to everyone.
Satan could not be reached for comment although an official press release from the Lake of Fire stated that Satan was encouraged and noted... "The Catholic Church has been very cooperative in the past and we are glad that the Pope is interested in furthering relations between the Church and the Forces of Evil."
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September 17th, 2006, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Knight
In a surprise move just moments after apologizing to Muslims worldwide the Pope has apologized to Satan.
"Calling Satan 'evil' does not represent my personal view".
Benedict XVI had been under pressure to make a personal apology following a controversial statements he and the Catholic Church has made in the past several hundred years.
"Casting judgement against a character for statements made in an ancient text is careless and unkind" said the Pope in his public statement. The Pope said that he hopes his apology to Satan and the forces of evil will open up a dialogue that will be beneficial to everyone.
Satan could not be reached for comment although an official press release from the Lake of Fire stated that Satan was encouraged and noted... "The Catholic Church has been very cooperative in the past and we are glad that the Pope is interested in furthering relations between the Church and the Forces of Evil."
Psalms 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
So make your point, your making me tired all over...
Be warned, if you dont, I will pick you apart and leave you on the rocks for the buzzards and the wild dogs to rend your body to its former state of nothing.
I wouldn't call it "schmoozing". More along the lines of --
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"What the freak! I quote ancient words and they actually respond violently to it. I thought it was just cartoons the made them wig out! I'm sorry guys! I didn't think something published that long ago would have this effect! I know it took the whole Muslim community about nine months to crescendo on the cartoons, if this quote was so bad I thought you would have got the rioting out of your system a few centuries ago!"
"For a man to be great, he must not dwell on small things, though he may enjoy them."
Thy mind, O Man, if thou wilt lead a soul unto salvation must stretch as high as the utmost heaven, and search into and contemplate the darkest abyss. Thou must commune with God.
Cant you see how inappropriate that picture and comments are? Im not preaching..Lord knows I can get crude. But is this not a Theology site? Is that picture made by a Christian?
Cant you see how inappropriate that picture and comments are? Im not preaching..Lord knows I can get crude. But is this not a Theology site? Is that picture made by a Christian?
Thank you for that post. The pope seems to bring out everyone’s true colors.
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September 18th, 2006, 10:00 AM
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Cant you see how inappropriate that picture and comments are?
No. Please explain.
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Im not preaching..Lord knows I can get crude.
Let's not get crude. After all...
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But is this not a Theology site?
Yes it is.
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Is that picture made by a Christian?
Yes it was.
"I maintain my pride in the face of men, but I abandon it before God, who drew me out of nothingness to make me what I am." - The Count of Monte Cristo
In a surprise move just moments after apologizing to Muslims worldwide the Pope has apologized to Satan.
"Calling Satan 'evil' does not represent my personal view".
Benedict XVI had been under pressure to make a personal apology following a controversial statements that he and the Catholic Church have made in the past several hundred years.
"Casting judgement against a character for statements made in an ancient text is careless and unkind" said the Pope in his public statement. The Pope said that he hopes his apology to Satan and the forces of evil will open up a dialogue that will be beneficial to everyone.
Satan could not be reached for comment although an official press release from the Lake of Fire stated that Satan was encouraged and noted... "The Catholic Church has been very cooperative in the past and we are glad that the Pope is interested in furthering relations between the Church and the Forces of Evil."
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