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March 5th, 2009, 10:30 PM

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P66 you are a real character!
I have to admit his posts make me laugh sometimes.

Some parts read funny, imagining a sort of "Paul Lynde" type voice.





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March 5th, 2009, 10:50 PM

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I have to admit his posts make me laugh sometimes.

Some parts read funny, imagining a sort of "Paul Lynde" type voice.
Why thank you, glad you like the show. *curtsies*

I'm not sure who Paul Lynde is, but if it helps, my voice never really broke when I went through puberty.



   
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March 5th, 2009, 10:58 PM

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I have to admit his posts make me laugh sometimes.

Some parts read funny, imagining a sort of "Paul Lynde" type voice.
I liked his 'uncle Arthur' character




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March 6th, 2009, 02:32 AM

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Why thank you, glad you like the show. *curtsies*

I'm not sure who Paul Lynde is, but if it helps, my voice never really broke when I went through puberty.
Really, dont know who Paul Lynde is? You must be young. He was on hollywood squares a lot, and other games shows I think, was a TV icon in the 70's and probably earlier. I woulda guessed you'd know of him. lol He was gay, but I was too young to get it. I just thought he talked funny. Look him up on youtube or google or wiki.





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March 6th, 2009, 05:09 AM

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Really, dont know who Paul Lynde is? You must be young. He was on hollywood squares a lot, and other games shows I think, was a TV icon in the 70's and probably earlier. I woulda guessed you'd know of him. lol He was gay, but I was too young to get it. I just thought he talked funny. Look him up on youtube or google or wiki.
I remember Paul Lynde from "Hollywood Squares." On one show he was asked to name a famous brother-sister singing act. The correct answer was the Carpenters. Lynde's answer was:

"Benjamin and Aretha Franklin."






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March 6th, 2009, 08:36 AM

Paul Lynde was one of my favorite people in the world when I was a kid. He always made me laugh.

I kind of miss him sometimes.





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Khaki pants, black hoodie, Mechanix gloves. Not the most feminine things in my closet, but with the hair on top of my head (rest is shaven) tied in a ponytail, I guess to some I look like a girl. I do get whistled at a lot.

Does shouting obscenities at people that come awefully close to running me over constitute terrorizing traffic? I would say it's more traffic terrorizing me.
Nope sorry... you getting hit by a truck wouldn't be as funny.

You are going to have to try a lot harder than that to be funny while being hit by a speeding vehicle.





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*note to self - stay clear of falling statues.*

OK, so I have a question. In about 2 hours, I'm going to ride my bike to work like I do nearly every night. Now even though I obey traffic laws and have proper lighting on my bike, I have at least several near collisions on my way to work every time. Should I actually get hit, will you laugh?

I have been hit twice in the past, both were in daylight and involved motorists that were paying more attention to their cell phone. The only damages from both on my part were a few bruises. I just shrugged it off and kept riding.

Another thing, as the resident drag queen, I do have to say those were the worst looking queens I have ever seen. Not only that, you don't dress in drag and dance in the street! You do that on a stage in a gay bar! Time and place for everything people!
No, someone riding responsibly in traffic getting hit is not funny. Now if you were dressed to draw attention to yourself, popping a 'wheely', yelling out, "look at me, I'm a pervert!", in the middle of an intersection so no one could go, and someone didn't look and hit you, yes, that'd be funny.





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And I wonder- would you help the victim?
I would help them to seek God after facing their own mortality like that. I wouldn't help them to Hell.

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Apparently all the rest of the homo's knew to get out of the way otherwise the truck would have completed a "clean sweep".
Which would have been a lot funnier.





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Which would have been a lot funnier.





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Well, Elyon and Knight are on my "people to despise" list. Not that they care. They're going to heaven, cause they know the Truth (TM), and they don't give a damn about other humans, whether they are hit by trucks or condemned to go to hell.

If I convert to Christianity, do I get to be a complete donkey's behind too?

I am consoled somewhat by the fact that other Christians, even a few here, do show some common sense and compassion for others.
Like those queers did?





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I remember Paul Lynde from "Hollywood Squares." On one show he was asked to name a famous brother-sister singing act. The correct answer was the Carpenters. Lynde's answer was:

"Benjamin and Aretha Franklin."
He was the reason I and many others, I presume, watched Hollywood Squares. He cracked me up.





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Man. what is such a big deal about being gay. Yes they can be anoying, silly clothes , bad colours etc.

The attitude of the god believers on this site really leaves something to be desired.

A dress is just a piece of material. The attitude towards it is just culture.



   
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Man. what is such a big deal about being gay.
It's amazing that someone would be so foolish as to choose to be that way, isn't it?



   
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