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February 12th, 2012, 10:51 PM

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As I am not a believer, their doctrine is of no concern to me.

Do they think that they are indestuctible? That is what I'm interested in.
No, just their doctrine, and I'm sure you feel the same about yours.

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Do you think Jesus is God? And who do you think wrestled with Jacob?



   
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I'm an atheist; you figure it out.
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I have no compelling reason to believe that Jacob existed, much less wrestled with anybody.

So, how about summarizing Pyron's doctrine, for the benefit of folks who have better things to do than watch moronic YouTube videos?





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February 13th, 2012, 05:58 PM

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I'm an atheist; you figure it out.
I have no compelling reason to believe that Jacob existed, much less wrestled with anybody.

So, how about summarizing Pyron's doctrine, for the benefit of folks who have better things to do than watch moronic YouTube videos?

Cpl Pyron is the leader of the illuminati - you need not believe in God because Pyron's power extends to every aspect of your life regardless. Whether you call him "god", "lord", or "an alien", or "satan" or "a bad guy", or "just a human" it doesn't matter at the level of power that he is at - the main problem is that he is Cpl Pyron.



   
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Cpl Pyron is the leader of the illuminati - you need not believe in God because Pyron's power extends to every aspect of your life regardless. Whether you call him "god", "lord", or "an alien", or "satan" or "a bad guy", or "just a human" it doesn't matter at the level of power that he is at - the main problem is that he is Cpl Pyron.
You'll be providing evidence to back up this string of assertions, right?

What compelling reason is there to believe that Cpl Pyron is anything other than what he appears to be?

One would think that the leader of the Illuminati would have better things to do than posting moronic videos on YouTube...





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You'll be providing evidence to back up this string of assertions, right?

What compelling reason is there to believe that Cpl Pyron is anything other than what he appears to be?

One would think that the leader of the Illuminati would have better things to do than posting moronic videos on YouTube...
Wait wait wait...

I have to get out my popcorn and coke for this...

Are you saying that even you, a hardcore atheist, admit that the illuminati is real?



   
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Wait wait wait...

I have to get out my popcorn and coke for this...

Are you saying that even you, a hardcore atheist, admit that the illuminati is real?
You're the one who brought up the Illuminati; I'm just playing along.

And just to be clear on things, atheism is a lack of belief in deities; atheism does not address weird conspiracy theories. That's a whole 'nother thing.





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You're the one who brought up the Illuminati; I'm just playing along.

And just to be clear on things, atheism is a lack of belief in deities; atheism does not address weird conspiracy theories. That's a whole 'nother thing.
Do you think the illuminat is real, yes or no?



   
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Do you think the illuminat is real, yes or no?
Insufficient data.

I will not dismiss the possibility that human civilization has been manipulated for millennia by a secret cabal that has never once managed to trip itself up and out itself, but given my understanding of human nature I consider that possibility to be vanishingly remote.

Folks are good, but nobody is that good...





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Insufficient data.

I will not dismiss the possibility that human civilization has been manipulated for millennia by a secret cabal that has never once managed to trip itself up and out itself, but given my understanding of human nature I consider that possibility to be vanishingly remote.

Folks are good, but nobody is that good...
So according to you, the chance that the illuminati is real is not 0%.
But the chance that God is real is 0%.

Correct?



   
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So according to you, the chance that the illuminati is real is not 0%.
But the chance that God is real is 0%.

Correct?
Most assuredly NOT correct. I have never ever made such a claim.

The Illuminati, being composed of (presumably) human beings, the existence of which can be quite readily verified, has a probability of existence slightly greater than that of any given deity, the existence of which has yet to be verified.

The probability for the existence of either entity hovers so close to zero that for all practical purposes it might as well be zero.

There are very few things to which I accept as given a zero percent probability of existence. One of those, for example, would be a square and a circle having the exact same area to an infinite number of decimal places...





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Satan's a negro?

Now there's a surprise....



   
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Now there's a surprise....
The Dark Man, The Man of Sin, The Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep, The Black Destroyer...see a theme here...?





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The Dark Man, The Man of Sin, The Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep, The Black Destroyer...see a theme here...?
Are those the names of your wife's 'toys'?



   
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Are those the names of your wife's 'toys'?
Actually, she prefers Lego and Mega Bloks...

I'll let you mull that one over for a bit...





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Actually, she prefers Lego and Mega Bloks...

I'll let you mull that one over for a bit...
I guess now these people are trying to talk about anything else, and change the subject again, instead of admitting that they cannot stand up against Cpl Pyron's video.



   
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