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View Poll Results: Pegasus vs. Unicorn, who would win in a DEATHMATCH?
Pegasus 11 45.83%
Unicorn 13 54.17%
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May 4th, 2012, 08:23 AM

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That's ridiculous. A unicorn with a bulletproof coat?! What??
Strawman/ad hominem/n00bbabble

1. Anything with a horn has the ability to produce sound
2. Sound is bullet-proof
3. As long as the unicorn is blowing its horn it will be surrounded by impenetrable bullet-proof sound waves.*

*This is why the average age of brass sections is so large and whale hunters don't use guns on narwhals





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May 4th, 2012, 08:29 AM

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Oh wow. Doesn't everyone here read wikipedia? Surely you must know that the only way to take out a Unicorn is by the song of a Virgin.
So the question is, the question of moment that Knight cleverly omits from consideration: is or isn't Pegasus a virgin?

That may be an easy one to answer at a Comicon or a Star Trek convention, but it's a real thorn in the old mythological side here.



   
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May 4th, 2012, 09:40 AM

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Strawman/ad hominem/n00bbabble

1. Anything with a horn has the ability to produce sound
2. Sound is bullet-proof
3. As long as the unicorn is blowing its horn it will be surrounded by impenetrable bullet-proof sound waves.*

*This is why the average age of brass sections is so large and whale hunters don't use guns on narwhals
You've just about got me convinced.



   
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May 4th, 2012, 02:16 PM

We already know who the winner would be.

I mean, would Mobil Oil Company choose a for their logo?








   
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Hey, that there is a unicorn smiley!



   
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May 5th, 2012, 01:02 AM

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And drop what? Coconuts? How would it grip it?


No. It can fly up to a great height, then fall toward the unicorn and use it's hooves to slam into the unicorn.

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I thought I covered that with the flying ramming attack.
Well, they are similar.





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May 13th, 2012, 07:55 PM

Deets, that was too funny!





So, what?

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Neither. They aren't real.



   
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May 13th, 2012, 08:03 PM

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So the question is, the question of moment that Knight cleverly omits from consideration: is or isn't Pegasus a virgin?

That may be an easy one to answer at a Comicon or a Star Trek convention, but it's a real thorn in the old mythological side here.
Pegasus is definitely not a virgin. I can assure you of that.



   
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