Ten Reasons To Ban Gay Marriage (Purely Ironic) -
May 13th, 2012, 04:48 PM
I recently found this on Facebook, and it's a blast !
!0 Reasons To Ban Gay Marriage.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning .
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way
that hanging around tall people will make you tall .
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open up the door to all kinds of
crazy behavior . People may even wish to marry their own pets
because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage
docuiment.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time an dhasn't changed
at all ; women arre still property and blacks can't marry whites
and divorce is still illegal .
5. Straight marriage will be less meaninfgul if gay marriage were allowed ; the sanctity of Britney Spears 55-hour just-for-fun
'marriage would be destroyed .
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
Gay couples, infertile couples and old people shouldn't be allowed
to marry because our orphanages aren't full and the world
needs more children .
7. Obvioulsy, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children .
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are
imposed on the entire country . That's why we have
only one religion in America .
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female
role model at home. That's why we as a society
expressly forbid single parents to raise children .
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society ;
we could never adapt to new social norms .
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector
economy , or longer lofe spans .
I recently found this on Facebook, and it's a blast !
!0 Reasons To Ban Gay Marriage.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning .
Wearing eyeglasses doesn't cause AIDS and various diseases that run rampant in the homosexual so-called "community".
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2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall .
Being tall isn't a perversion.
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3. Legalizing gay marriage will open up the door to all kinds of
crazy behavior . People may even wish to marry their own pets
because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage
docuiment.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time an dhasn't changed at all ; women arre still property and blacks can't marry whites and divorce is still illegal .
Women and people of color aren't inherently perverse.
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5. Straight marriage will be less meaninfgul if gay marriage were allowed ; the sanctity of Britney Spears 55-hour just-for-fun
'marriage would be destroyed .
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
Gay couples, infertile couples and old people shouldn't be allowed
to marry because our orphanages aren't full and the world
needs more children .
Unlike homosexuals, infertile couples and the elderly most likely won't be teaching youth that perversion is natural.
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7. Obvioulsy, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children .
If homosexual parents don't physically molest their adopted child, they will molest their mind (see #6).
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8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are
imposed on the entire country . That's why we have
only one religion in America .
If secular humanists had their way, that one religion would be atheism.
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9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female
role model at home. That's why we as a society
expressly forbid single parents to raise children .
Ah yes, the liberal role model: Murphy Brown.
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10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society ;
we could never adapt to new social norms .
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector
economy , or longer lofe spans .
You can't get rectal cancer from driving a car.
"All societies of men must be governed in some way or other... Men, in a word, must necessarily be controlled, either by a power within them, or by a power without them; either by the Word of God, or by the strong arm of man; either by the Bible, or by the bayonet."
If this was a list attempting to contradict the reasoning of intelligent people I might be inclined to make an argument. As it is mostly based on things a small amount of stupid people have said I'll leave it alone.
I must have missed that CDC study showing that lower taxes causes AIDS (and here I mistakenly thought that it was due to homosexuals having anal sex).
"All societies of men must be governed in some way or other... Men, in a word, must necessarily be controlled, either by a power within them, or by a power without them; either by the Word of God, or by the strong arm of man; either by the Bible, or by the bayonet."
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May 14th, 2012, 12:55 PM
Other than we've always done it that way, on what constitutional grounds can federal and state governments deny a civil marriage licence to gay and lesbian couples?
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