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Arrest All Left-handed Jews With Green Eyes ! - July 15th, 2012, 05:43 PM

Jews who are left-handed and have green eyes are evil perverts who are a threat to America and the whole world ! All of them must be arrested immediately and executed !
I'm a left-handed Jew with green eyes ! You've got to arrest me and execute me immediately ! The future of the world is at stake and all our freedoms ! Left-handed green-eyed Jews are perverts who hang around at public schools trying to recruit children into being left-handed green-eyed Jews !
These evil perverts are all monstrous child molesters !
They live shortened lives because of their perverted lifestyles !
They spread disease and perversion . The movement for left-handed green-eyed Jews is a threat to our freedom ! They want to have any one who speaks out against left-handed green eyed Jews silenced and arrested for not being politically correct !
But there is hope ! Left-handed, green -eyed Jews cna be cured of their monstorus perversion. They can wear contact lenses to change their eye color , can convert to evangelical Christianity and learn how to use their right hands to write ! Please help them see the light and see the error of their ways !



   
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July 15th, 2012, 05:53 PM

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Please help them see the light and see the error of their ways !
Amen to that. I will pledge funds to organizations that join in this vital fight.



   
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July 15th, 2012, 06:08 PM

God help us that we do not find opposition in the characteristics that can be identified in others.

I recommend believing God for what He says, trusting in God's Messiah, and staying a left-handed green-eyed Jew (unless you want to work at being ambidexterous for some reason).





Deuteronomy 10:12 (KJV) And now, Israel, what doth the LORD thy God require of thee, but to fear the LORD thy God, to walk in all his ways, and to love him, and to serve the LORD thy God with all thy heart and with all thy soul,

Deuteronomy 10:13 (KJV) To keep the commandments of the LORD, and his statutes, which I command thee this day for thy good?
   
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July 16th, 2012, 08:06 AM

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Jews ... are evil perverts ... and ... must be arrested immediately and executed !
He's a Nazi! Get him!





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July 18th, 2012, 02:27 PM

I really am left-handed and have green eyes, as well as being a Jew, though non-observant and secualar .



   
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July 18th, 2012, 02:33 PM

What's with the overly used word 'pervert' on here?

It makes people sound like tools.
Jus' sayin.



   
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July 18th, 2012, 02:40 PM

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I really am left-handed and have green eyes, as well as being a Jew, though non-observant and secualar .
God has given you life, and I see no reason for you to endure persecution.

Suffering comes for people by two reasons:

1) We suffer because we obey God.
2) We suffer because we do not obey God.





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July 18th, 2012, 02:57 PM

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I really am left-handed and have green eyes, as well as being a Jew, though non-observant and secualar .
You're also paranoid, hysterical, absolutely intolerant of anyone who doesn't see things the same way you do, and completely unable to comprehend what others really want and advocate and why.





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I'm a left-handed Jew with green eyes !
You forgot to mention pro-abortion, anti-child



   
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What's with the overly used word 'pervert' on here?

It makes people sound like tools.
Jus' sayin.
You are aware that there is more than one definition of the word? Most of the time here its used as a verb, instead of a noun.

per·vert/pərˈvərt/
Verb:
Alter (something) from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended.

Noun:
A person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.
Synonyms:
verb. distort - corrupt - garble - vitiate - debauch - deprave
noun. apostate - renegade



   
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You are aware that there is more than one definition of the word? Most of the time here its used as a verb, instead of a noun.

per·vert/pərˈvərt/
Verb:
Alter (something) from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended.

Noun:
A person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.
Synonyms:
verb. distort - corrupt - garble - vitiate - debauch - deprave
noun. apostate - renegade
Here, it pretty much means "anyone who disagrees with me."





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July 18th, 2012, 08:48 PM

I'm not "pro-abortion". No one is pro-abortion. I'm PRO-CHOICE .
Far from being "anti-chilld", I'm in fact very much pro children,unlike anti-choicers who are only "pro-children" once the children are still in the womb .
Like all pro-choicers, I very much want to prevent as many abortions as possible . I don't think there is a single pro-choicer who wants the number or abortions to increase .
I just realize,like all pro-choicers, that making abortion illegal is the wrong way to deal with this terrible problem. It only makes a bad situation infinitely worse. It does not work. It does not stop abortion and never has or will. In fact, it actually INCREASES abortions, and causes many women to die from botched illegal abortions and leaves so many children motherless .
Anti-choicers are anti-women . They don't care if poor women die .
They call pro-choicers "baby-killers", which is absolutely idiotic .
But I calll them "woman killers ."
In every country where abortion is illegal, abortion is not "safe,legal and rare", but unsafe, illegal and Common .
Many anti-choicers are also horribly bigoted against gay people .
They are total hypocrites . They are SOOOOO concerned about fetuses, and claim to "love them" and want them to be born .
But should any of those fetuses turn out to be gay when they grow up, their love and "deep concern" would turn to vicious hatred .
How sick can you get ? Be consistent at least .
I started the thread about aresting green-eyed left-handed Jews to show how stupid and irrational homophobia is .



   
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July 18th, 2012, 08:51 PM

Why would abortion not being legally available actually INCREASE the total numbers of them?

That makes no sense.



   
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I'm a left-handed Jew with green eyes !
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July 18th, 2012, 09:35 PM

Fact: Every time a nation has made abortion illegal after it had been legal, the abortion rate has skyrocketed, as well as the number of women who die . You can look this fact up yourself on the internet . Making abortion illegal again has never caused anything but catasptrophe for a nation . Don't delude yourselves into thinking this won't happen again if Roe v Wade is overtuned .
In addition, the more poverty there is in a nation the more abortions there are, and the less poverty there is, the fewer abortions .
This is why abortion is so rare in European countries such as Germany, the Netherlands, Austria, Switzerland, Belgium, Sweden,Denmark,Norway and Finland These countries have th eworld's LOWEST abortion rates, and the Netherlands is the country with the absolute lowest in the world.
That's right . The supposedly, wicked, permissive, hedonistic, Godless and ultra -liberal Netherlands .
In the much poorer countries of eastern Europe, which used to be in the Soviet bloc , abortion rates are much higher .



   
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