Dismantling the Acme Balogna Launcher
Dismantling the Acme Balogna Launcher
Okay folks, Jerry has objected to my interpretation of the “coming” of Christ in the Discourse in his usual fashion… with many
“yeah buts” but
no synoptic analysis. He
failed to deal with the supports I used for my position but rather just posited some verses which he claims teach something different. All that does is raise an apparent “contradiction” in the Scripture. He must do more than raise apparently contradictory verses, he
must harmonize the whole counsel of God, something that he
has yet to do one time in this debate, but instead did what Jerry does best….
sidesteps direct questions with additional questions. He in fact answered
almost nothing from my last post and has left major items pending from prior posts.
In his last post Jerry is grossly guilty of, at best, failing to understand my position, or at worst, purposefully misrepresenting my position. Neither option is acceptable in a debate. Let me demonstrate.
According to her, first the Lord returns to earth in AD70 at the destruction of Jerusalem.He then returns to the heavenly sphere to receive the kingdom.
I never said any such thing. Jesus “comes” in judgment upon apostate Israel,
just as YHWH had done numerous times in the OT which did not require Him to “leave” Heaven, though the language, if taken in the same sense that Jerry is advocating, would require that YHWH did in fact leave Heaven and ride upon the back of a cherub or a cloud – and
NO ONE believes that (
Genesis 11:5; 2 Samuel 22:8-12; Psalm 18:9; Isaiah 19:1; Isaiah 13:5, 31:4; Hosea 8:1; Micah 1:2-4). We as moderns tend to forget that the
OT was the only Scripture that the disciples had, and they did not have the [sarcasm] benefit [/sarcasm] of the “Left Behind” series. When Jesus quoted to them directly from
Isaiah 13 do you think they would have
any idea in a million years that he was not using the terminology in a similar way as that passage and
dozens of other OT passages using similar judgment motifs (sun and moon going dark, stars falling from the sky) and “coming” language?? Let’s get real here. Why wouldn’t they? Why isn’t the Bible the best interpreter of the Bible? Why isn’t Jerry consistent in his insistence upon “literalism”?
Why doesn’t he believe that the universe collapsed in God’s past judgments on Edom, Egypt, Samaria, Jerusalem, and Babylon?
And she calls His return to the heavens a COMING UP.But when someone is said to go from a place near,such as earth,to a place far,such as the heavens,the NORMAL thing to say is that someone WENT UP or He GOES UP.But Dee Dee,not satisfied with making havoc on the Holy Scriptures,turns her attention to the English language and runs amuck there also.Instead of saying that the Lord WENT UP to receive His kingdom,Dee Dee says that He COMES UP!!!
[choke]
Stop me, you’re killing me!!![/choke] Is
THAT the best you can do?? This is from a person who says
near doesn’t mean near,
soon doesn’t mean soon ,
quickly doesn’t mean quickly,
at hand doesn’t mean at hand,
shortly doesn’t mean shortly, and
this generation doesn’t mean this generation!!! In
Daniel 7:9-13, the perspective is
from Heaven … from that perspective it is
NORMAL to say “came up.” Who is Jerry kidding? This straining at gnats is getting ridiculous.
Jerry cannot take parables and misuse them to override the
clear OT setting of Jesus’ words. If Jerry wants to get that
literal with
parables of all things, may I remind him that
the length of time measured by the parables he cited are normal lifetimes!! The master comes back to the
SAME servants he left,
not the distant relatives of those servants!! And since Jerry is so fond of parables, I have one for him as well. In
Matthew 21 Jesus gave the parable of the Wicked Vinedressers which is an
unequivocal reference to AD70. What does Jesus ask his first century audience?
“Therefore, when the owner of the vineyard COMES, what will he do to those vinedressers?” and continues,
“Therefore I say to you, the kingdom of God will be taken from you and given to a nation bearing the fruits of it” And notice this…
“Now when the chief priests and Pharisees heard His parables, they perceived that He was speaking of THEM.” Jesus was speaking of
THEM and told
THEM that the owner of the vineyard would
COME in judgment upon
THEM. Please notice the similarities between this parable and the very ones that Jerry cited in opposition to the fact that Christ CAME in judgment in AD70 upon Israel!
They are speaking of the same event…. not that I actually expect Jerry to
deal with that fact since he has
NEVER dealt with my proofs that
Matthew 24:15-21 and Luke 21:20-23 are speaking of the same event though his
whole argument depends upon that idea that they are not.
In other words,she has Jerusalem destroyed in AD70 and then immediately after this she has Jerusalem destroyed again.
Again I never said any such thing. What I
did say was the entirety of the events of the destruction of Jerusalem are what is being described by the “cosmic disturbances” language just as has been done
numerous times in the OT (
Isaiah 13:9-10, 34:4-5; Jeremiah 4:23-26; Ezekiel 32:7-8; Amos 8:9). I pointed out that Matthew speaks of the final result, the complete extinguishment of the Jewish polity and that Revelation uses the same language
(6:12) to refer to the actual enfolding of the destruction. When the Temple finally falls, and the city is razed to the ground, which in fact
IS IMMEDIATELY after the Tribulation described in
verses 4-28, the Old Covenant order is completely swept away
(Hebrews 8:13). Jerry conveniently sidestepped my question to him about
Revelation 6:12 which in his
wooden hermeneutic would require the dissolution of the cosmos in the
middle of the Tribulation and before the 144,000 were sealed. I think it is pretty obvious that if all the stars (or even meteors)
literally fell to the earth, there would be
no Earth for the 144,000 to stand upon. And which is it Jerry… do these things happen
IMMEDIATELY AFTER the Tribulation or
DURING the Tribulation. You missed answering that one.
Now, do you guys want to see something really bizarre :shocked:?? First Jerry has the chutzpah to claim that I am ignoring
Matthew 16:27-28 when I was the one who asked the questions which were never answered!! Here is the verse:
For the Son of Man shall come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and then shall reward every man according to their works. Verily I say unto you, there are some standing here, who shall not taste of death, till they SEE the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.
Please take careful note of Christ’s words in blue. So here is Jerry’s “response.”
Dee Dee says that the first century Christians lived to “SEE the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.
If you are not choking on your biscuit right now, you need to read that again. Jerry is incredulous that I
actually have the nerve to believe what the text ACTUALLY SAYS!!! Wow!! Silly me, whip me with a wet noodle. Jerry has yet to answer my challenges to his spin on those verses in round 6 (you know, the one where I am chuckling over the fact that Jerry admits that he believes that Jerusalem will be attacked on
horseback). I am still waiting. Instead he sidesteps my questions by trying to make the connection that when Christ “comes” in His Kingdom, the resurrection happens. Well Jerry how does that help you?? The passage
STILL says that some standing there will not taste death until they
SEE the Son of Man coming in His Kingdom.
You still have to deal with that, and all you have done is paint yourself into a painful corner. And as a matter of fact, since this passage is an allusion to
Daniel 7:13 which speaks of the
beginning of Christ’s Messianic reign, and Paul makes it clear that the resurrection marks the
end of Christ’s special Messianic reign
(1 Corinthians 15:24), thank you again for
proving my point that it is only the preterist timeline that makes sense of all of the timing passages. You have yet to explain how to reconcile the “comings” in
Daniel 7:13 and
1 Corinthians 15:24 in your view.
Jerry has
conceded that I am
correct in my identifications of collapsing-universe imagery in historical OT judgment prophecies, yet, he
nonsensically claims that the identical language in the Discourse cannot be interpreted in the same way because there are no exhortations in the OT prophecies to “watch” for their fulfillment. Huh?? This is one of the
silliest arguments I have ever heard. I ask again,
is Jerry insinuating that God did not intend for anyone to watch for the fulfillment of His OT judgment prophecies just because the text does not say “watch”? In response to my point that the role of the prophet was indeed that of a watchman, Jerry replied:
However,an examination of these verses reveal that there is no command to WATCH for the signs described at Ezek.32:7-8.There is no Scripture that says these signs will be seen.The “watchman” is not watching for any heavenly signs,but instead he is watching for the “sword” to come upon the land.
Jerry, duh!!! The judgment prophecies using cosmic imagery ARE prophecies of “swords” coming upon the land. What exactly is your point?? You have just assumed what you need to prove… that the language of the Olivet Discourse should not be interpreted the same way as the dozens of other OT judgment passages utilizing cosmic imagery. If it is, then the disciples are told to “watch” in the exact same way as the watchman in Ezekiel. You really need to stop proving my points for me like that.
In response to my comment that in
Deut. 18:22 the people are exhorted to watch and see if the words of a prophet actually come to pass to know that he has truly spoken the words of the Lord, Jerry says:
once again an examination of the words reveal that the word “watch” is not included.Dee Dee just made it up!If you do not believe me,just go there yourself.She just made it up.
Sigh. As you can see I did NOT use quote marks in my comment so I
never said that the word “watch” was
explicitly in the text. Here is what the text says:
”When a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing does not happen or come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken; the prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him.
Now Jerry please tell me… how in God’s
green Earth can anyone know whether a prophesy comes true or not unless they watch for it?
Is God going to slip them a note in Gym class?
And lastly Jerry puts his foot in it with this,
There is… no place in Scripture where the “cosmic disturbances”are said to be SEEN except in the Olivet Discourse.
Again, Jerry, are you insinuating that the judgment events prophesied in the OT were
invisible?? What you are doing is again arguing a tautology. You are
assuming that the cosmic disturbances are to be taken
woodenly (which is impossible as shown above) and then claim that since those exact things were never
literally seen, they did not happen. But that misses the whole point and betrays a gross misunderstanding of apocalyptic language. The symbolic language
portrays a
real and literal event. The
real and literal event that is symbolized by the language is what is
seen. Again, if I say it is going to rain cats and dogs, you
will SEE the torrential rain which is what my words
represented, but you will
NEVER see pets plummeting out of the
blue, because that is not the meaning that my words
intended to convey. This is not rocket science here. The issue isn’t whether we take words
literally but is whether or not we take them
Biblically and in the sense in which they were intended. Even Jerry does not believe that we
literally have to eat Christ’s
literal flesh and blood. Why not??
With regards to the “this generation” of
Matthew 23:36, Jerry points out that I said,
…. 1Sam.15:3 “ the children of Amalek are counted corporately responsible and guilty of the crimes of their forefathers hundred of years earlier as if they did them themselves.”
And he then comments:
However,Dee Dee again makes all this up.Those words cannot be found in these Scripture passages.Instead,the children of Amalek are destroyed “because the Lord hath sworn that the Lord will have war with Amalek from generation to generation”(Ex.17:16).So again we see that Dee Dee will not hesitate to add words to Scripture if she thinks that itwill help her cause.
This is the second time in one post that he has falsely made such an accusation, just as he had no problem changing the speaker in
Psalm 56:5 to accuse me of hating God. Here is
1 Samuel 15:2-3: “ Thus says the LORD of hosts: ‘I will punish Amalek for what he did to Israel, how he ambushed him on the way when he came up from Egypt. Now go and attack Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and do not spare them.’”
This words are spoken by God hundreds of years
AFTER the Amalekites ambushed Israel on the way he came up from Egypt, yet God is here declaring that he is going to punish the
Amalekites of David’s day for that offense. Jerry put your money where your mouth is. How am I making anything up here??
(Exodus 20:16)
Ironically all the while, Jerry does yet another Fred Astaire move around my very pointed questions about the identification of “this generation” in
Matthew 23:36 with very specific first century crimes, and the identity of the
“you” throughout
Matthew 23 and Matthew 24 by asking:
Dee Dee thinks that the word “generation” in this instance means the whole multitude of men living at the same time.Does that mean that she thinks that ALL the first century Jews,including the believers,are a brood of vipers who are killing and persecuting the prophets?
You see, Jerry, asking that question does not remove you from the horns of your own dilemma that I have pointed out again and again.
A cursory reading of the text (and a complete reading of Thayer whom you selectively quote) would clear up this confusion of yours. Jesus points out that the judgment will come upon those in that generation
who commit the offenses He speaks of and thus fill up on their father’s guilt. Peter makes it clear that those who are saved, are saved
FROM or
OUT OF “this perverse generation” (
Acts 2:40). Jerry certainly is not claiming the meaning of “race” there. Why not?
Also, is Jerry insinuating that we must take Jesus’ woods so woodenly to mean that every single one of their forebears were also evil murderers?? Also, please notice that Jerry’s own argument against me, if true, disproves his own position. He is once again stark naked in a glass house. Eeek!! :shocked:
Now in answer to my challenge that there was nothing in the Olivet Discourse that was not fulfilled, Jerry trots out
Matthew 24:22:
And except those days should be shortened,there should NO FLESH be saved;but for the elects sake those days shall be shortened.
Context, context, context, my wily futurist friend. I already pointed out, and was met with
crickets on your end, the obviously
LOCAL character of the judgment. If one wants to avoid the conflagration all one has to do is flee out of Judea to the mountains (
Matthew 24:16; Mark 13:14; Luke 21:21) . That is
hardly an indication of a worldwide disaster. The context is limited to Judea, and if the days were not shortened no flesh in Judea would have been saved.
Jerry then makes the following gaffe:
So we can see that the words (par sarx) recorded in Matthew refer to all men living everywhere.And in every instance but one where the term is used in the New Testament,it is used to express the idea of ALL MEN everywhere - Mt.24:22;Mk.13:20;Lk.3:6;Jn.17:2;Acts2:17;Ro.3:20;1Cor.1:29;Gal.2:16;1Pet.1:24).
Really Jerry?? First of all please note that Jerry lists as two examples (
Matthew 24:22 and Mark 13:20) the very verses in dispute. That is circular. Also, one of the verses cited by Jerry proves my very point, and that is
Acts 2:17. The context is Pentecost and Peter’s sermon in which Peter is claiming that the events of Pentecost were the fulfillment of
Joel 2:28-32 (which included cosmic disturbance language by the way). Really?? So tell me Jerry, was the Spirit poured out upon
ALL FLESH at Pentecost?? Did the wicked Pharisees get a measure of the Spirit?? Were the American Indians whooping it up with a big tent revival?? The reference to
ALL FLESH there is clearly
limited to Judea. And since you seem so found of borrowing heavily from Toussaint Jerry, I thought you might like to take a gander of what Toussaint says about your “race” interpretation:
A second interpretation is held by a number of futurist which affirms the noun genea means race, usually referring it to the Jewish race. However, "race" is not the normal meaning of genea. BAG does give "clan" as a primary meaning but only lists Luke 16:8 as an illustration in the N.T. It is difficult for a dispensational premillennialist to take this view because he would then be implying that Israel would cease to exist as a nation after the Lord's return. "This race of Israel will not pass away until the second advent" is suggested by such an interpretation. But Israel must continue after the Second Advent into the millennium to fulfill the promises God made to that nation.
Oh and Jerry, please invest in a good Thesaurus. There are words you can find to describe me other than deceived, deluded, and preposterous. I just thought you might like to know.