Born Again through Baptism

[Ted L Glines]

After completing my initial indoctrination with a Mormon church, I was invited to the temple to participate in their "Baptism For the Dead" where lists of deceased people are baptized by proxy. That afternoon, I was the proxy. They'd read off a name and I was dunked. I was baptized 206 times that afternoon. Born again 206 times? Sheesh, maybe there are 206 copies of Ted out there. The world is not ready for that

Mormons got sued for their "Baptism For the Dead" -- seems that their lists included deceased Jews (oops).