The Babylon Bee is a satirical site run by clever, funny people.
USA Today is a former news organization currently run by retarded chimpanzees
The following is NOT satire
Jacob Blake wasn't innocent
George Brown wasn't innocent
Trayvon Martin wasn't innocent
Breonna Taylor wasn't innocent
Michael Brown wasn't innocent
Walter Scott wasn't innocent
The leftist/marxist MSM relies on gullible idiots like you to swallow the lies they tell
You know who WAS innocent?
What's that you say? You're from the government and you have some really neat ideas about how you can spend the money I earn better than I can, and it'll help "all the people"?
Well sign me up!