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If a pregnant woman, a non-citizen, a citizen of another country, not an American ...
... comes into this country for the purpose of squeezing out a melon, said melon being deemed an American citizen at the moment of birth ...
... who in their right mind would allow a newborn American citizen to be kidnapped and taken out of the country by a foreign national?
Want to come to America to deliver your child?
Fine.
But you're not taking him home.
He's an American citizen.
He will be raised in America by American parents and inculcated with American values.
The good ones.
Which means he won't be allowed to enter the public school system.
... comes into this country for the purpose of squeezing out a melon, said melon being deemed an American citizen at the moment of birth ...
... who in their right mind would allow a newborn American citizen to be kidnapped and taken out of the country by a foreign national?
Want to come to America to deliver your child?
Fine.
But you're not taking him home.
He's an American citizen.
He will be raised in America by American parents and inculcated with American values.
The good ones.
Which means he won't be allowed to enter the public school system.