It should be laughing gas, and they should drop goody bags filled with koolaid, stickers (that say i didnt vote) playdoh, a cookie and a coloring book and crayons and a map to a nearest community center crying space on all of them.
Nah.
Since they are already in a crying mood, let's make them cry some more.
With a loudspeaker playing in the background of a dad yelling "I'll give you something to cry about!"
