If I thought this was a hoax I wouldn't post it

[musterion]

But it appears some woman really believes it.

Ladies of TOL, please help us men out here: is there anything we do that is not, somehow, rape or conducive to rape?

I apologize if it seems tasteless but if legit, this form of insanity must be marked out so we can warn our children against it.

 

[Doom]

However, the woman fart rapes the man every time, because her's are far more
malodorous than any man's.

 

[musterion]

However, the woman fart rapes the man every time, because her's is far more
malodorous than any man's.

I have found that to be invariably true, and have known several women, including my demure wife, honest enough to admit it (usually with a note of pride and a sly smile).

 

[Rusha]

:rotfl:

 

[musterion]

So may we put you in the "Yes, it's true" column, Rusha?

 

[TomO]

However, the woman fart rapes the man every time, because her's is far more
malodorous than any man's.

I was about to say that whoever posted the silliness in the OP initially has obviously never met my wife. :AMR:

 

[Rusha]

So may we put you in the "Yes, it's true" column, Rusha?

No, you can put me in the "I don't think a lot about the Psychology of Farts" category.

 

[Totton Linnet]

Have you any idea how jam packed the London tube gets? everybody is just pushed up against everybody else.....but nobody gets touched inappropriately, if they do it's on purpose.

...does that make sense? it will to women.

 

[musterion]

I was about to say that whoever posted the silliness in the OP initially has obviously never met my wife. :AMR:

I got one of my own, so sadly, I'm hip.

 

[musterion]

No, you can put me in the "I don't think a lot about the Psychology of Farts" category.

That's not what I meant and you know it, sly girl, but I'll let it pass.

 

[Rusha]

That's not what I meant and you know it, sly girl, but I'll let it pass.

LOL, please do not let it pass!

 

[musterion]

Pull.

 

[Rusha]

I most certainly will not ... and you can't make me!

 

[resodko]

Spoiler

 

[musterion]

Hmmm...so many interpretations...

 

[musterion]

Oh look...a bold expose of another newly discovered form of rape. Or at least another expression of the patriarchal misogynistic hegemonic patriarchy. Whichever.

http://www.bustle.com/articles/3427...ting-on-the-subway-my-weekend-of-sitting-like

 

[Rusha]

:crackup:

 

[GFR7]

Oh look...a bold expose of another newly discovered form of rape. Or at least another expression of the patriarchal misogynistic hegemonic patriarchy. Whichever.

http://www.bustle.com/articles/3427...ting-on-the-subway-my-weekend-of-sitting-like

This woman only reminds us why it is that we can sit this way, and they can't. :chuckle:

 

[musterion]

Yeah it does look rather...what's the word...

 

[Rusha]

Crude ... disgusting. Enough so to post a sign "no dresses or skirts allowed".