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[theophilus]

-it is past noon on the right coast

-are you fasting?

-just started

-what does that mean?

-the monks gave us a delicious and nutritional beverage to sustain us during a fast

-are you sure of that?

-ubetcha

Was it Slim-fast?

 

[chrysostom]

Was it Slim-fast?

that would definitely violate fasting rules

 

[theophilus]

that would definitely violate fasting rules

What are the rules?

 

[chrysostom]

-good morning

-good morning

-so what is new?

-march madness

-are you talking about trump or basketball?

-you could say trump supporters

-what will it take to turn them off?

-trump must be asking that question

-why would he ask that?

-he doesn't want to be the nominee

-why?

-he doesn't need to be and he can't afford it

-why did he run?

-to elect hillary

-shirely you can't be serious

-don't call me shirely

-you must be mad

-I just connect the dots

 

[chrysostom]

What are the rules?

thanks for asking
-lenten rules

 

[theophilus]

thanks for asking
-lenten rules

I didn't see Slim-fast in the rules?

 

[chrysostom]

-it's almost noon on the left coast

-are you fasting

-just started

-so what is for lunch

-progresso new england clam chowder

-aren't you conservative?

-progresso soup is good

 

[chrysostom]

-good morning

-good morning

-so what is new?

-all chalk

-no upsets?

-we could have all one seeds in the final four

-is that boring or what?

-notre dame stole another game

-how do you do that?

-wait til the end of the game to show your stuff

-how do you enjoy a game like that?

-you don't

-you get to watch them again

-you get to suffer another game

-number one seeds won't let you steal a game

-I guess that is why they are number one

 

[chrysostom]

-happy easter

-happy easter

-today we celebrate the resurrection

-it is the good news

-that they might be saved

-I love it when you quote the bible, can you cite the passage?

-there are three of them

-three?

-all by paul

-that is pretty good for a catholic

-thank you, thank you very much

 

[chrysostom]

it's almost noon on the right coast

-you don't have to fast anymore

-I still do it

-so what is for lunch?

-salad from whole foods

-they do have a nice salad bar

-they are only a mile away which is a very nice walk

 

[chrysostom]

so what did you have for lunch?

leftover chicken pot pie

leftover?

I thought I was buying four pies and it turned out to be one big one

 

[chrysostom]

Another interesting thread.

 

[Nick M]

leftover chicken pot pie

I'm making it for the second time today. This version. Fresh ingredients are always better.

 

[Idolater]

-the monks gave us a delicious and nutritional beverage to sustain us during a fast

Beer.

 

[Right Divider]

Beer.

Are you guys claiming that monks invented beer?

 

[Nick M]

Are you guys claiming that monks invented beer?

As far as I know, anti-Catholic fryar Tuck is responsible.

 

[Idolater]

As far as I know monks invented and perfected certain varieties of beer, but they didn't invent beer itself, no. And there is some variety of beer which was developed specifically to be higher calorie specifically for fasting, but idk the details.

 

[chrysostom]

Jesus turned water into wine. My favorite miracle.