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US—A new poll by the Pew Pew Institute has confirmed what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent of climate scientists agree that the world has already ended and that everyone is dead.
“This is a stunning revelation,” Petros Schneigle of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said. “We knew that there was some convincing data on the subject, but now it seems that the science is settled on this matter. We used to think we had 12 years before the end of the world but it appears that it has already ended and everyone is dead.”
97% of climate scientists say that the world has already ended and that everyone is dead • Genesius Times
US—A new poll by the Pew Pew Institute has confirmed what many have suspected for...
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