Bring it On - Capitalism and Prosperity v. Socialism and Poverty

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When socialism arrives, you're going to want to be ready to "look at the glass as half-full" – even if the glass is empty or even if there is no glass! Here are 10 new perspectives you can adopt in the glorious socialist utopia that will help you make the best of things!

  1. You can finally meet your weight loss goal: If current trends hold, you'll be down to a slim, girlish 75 pounds by end-of-year!
  2. Your wife will be limited to only a couple of decorative pillows: Save the leather couch cushions to boil into this year's neighborhood stone soup festival!
  3. Kids aren't nearly as noisy when they're dehydrated: For big families living under socialism, silver linings abound!
  4. Everyone is happy: It helps that the complainers seem to just disappear!
  5. You'll meet all kinds of nice people while standing in line: Broaden your horizons. Or should we say "breaden" your horizons? Eh? EH?
  6. No election fraud: It's easier when there are no elections!
  7. No long lines at Starbucks: It's easier when there's no Starbucks!
  8. You get to choose from one of two exciting books at the public library: Das Kapital by Marx and Becoming by Michelle Obama. What more do you need?
  9. No more depressing news: The state news media is always so positive about how the government is doing – it lifts the spirits of any patriotic citizen!
  10. You won't feel lonely anymore: Big Brother will always be with you!
It's all about perspective – just remember to look on the bright side – or else!

 

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Absolutely untrue. If it were true then all those things would already be true of all the United States, and it's definitely not true. All we have to do is annex and we'll have world government. And none of those things will happen.
 

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"World government" before Christ returns is a recipe for disaster.
but unbelievers are dumb

lets attack the creator of everything

Rev 20:7 And when the thousand years have expired, Satan will be loosed out of his prison.
Rev 20:8 And he will go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle. The number of them is as the sand of the sea.
Rev 20:9 And they went up over the breadth of the earth and circled around the camp of the saints, and the beloved city. And fire came down from God out of Heaven and devoured them.
Rev 20:10 And the Devil who deceived them was cast into the Lake of Fire and Brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet were. And he will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
 
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