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In the latest issue of Marvel’s revamped Captain America, the iconic superhero takes on a group of right-wing conservatives trying to stop illegal immigrants from crossing the border.
In “Captain America: Sam Wilson #1,” the superhero also known as Sam Wilson heads to the border to take on an “evil” militia group known as the Sons of the Serpent, who are patrolling the area between Mexico and Arizona, according to a video summary of the issue created by the MacIver Institute.
The Sons of the Serpent try to stop a group of illegal immigrants from crossing the border. They accuse the immigrants of invading a sovereign land to spread disease and crime, take American jobs and collect welfare — staples of the conservative case against illegal immigration.
“Attention all trespassers! I am the Supreme Serpent!” the group’s leader is depicted shouting in one of the images. “By invading this sovereign land, you defy the laws of God, nature and the United States Constitution! Therefore, I hereby apprehend you by the power vested in me by the aforementioned God, nature, et cetera, et cetera.”
When the immigrant pleads with the villain, insisting that he doesn’t want any trouble, the commander responds, “Oh, I believe you, sir. I can see you have enough trouble with you already, trouble and disease and crime weigh heavy on your backs.”
The villain continues to describe the need for a wall along the U.S. border — another common theme among Republican presidential candidates.
“Until the mighty wall is built,” the villain continues, “you come here for employment that is rightfully ours! And if denied it, you seek welfare paid for by our tax dollars! Also, you know how you make me press one for English at the beginning of every call to my satellite provider? That is something I cannot abide!”
(source)
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Okay, first of all...
I can't even bring myself to point at any particular bit of stupid this Supreme Serpent guy says. It's just...I don't...I...
Ugh.
I really have a hard time believing there are people who actually exist that think anyone on the rightwing side of the illegal immigration issue would ever in a million years talk like that or say things like that or...ugh!
If I were Captain America and I came upon this scene I'd immediately suspect this is some kind of satirical...something. Maybe this is being filmed for a comedy of some sort. It's gotta be a joke somehow. These "serpent" people can't possibly be for real, right? They're obviously caricatures or something, right?
Seriously, Marvel has done some incredibly dumb things *cough* violently feminazi female Thor *cough* and given me plenty of reasons to really like Marvel superheroes while not spending money on their actual comics, but...
Well, yeah. This is why I don't spend money on their actual comics. Am I crazy to think their marketing strategy these days is to make the most obnoxiously stupid stories and character revamps they can come up with?
In “Captain America: Sam Wilson #1,” the superhero also known as Sam Wilson heads to the border to take on an “evil” militia group known as the Sons of the Serpent, who are patrolling the area between Mexico and Arizona, according to a video summary of the issue created by the MacIver Institute.
The Sons of the Serpent try to stop a group of illegal immigrants from crossing the border. They accuse the immigrants of invading a sovereign land to spread disease and crime, take American jobs and collect welfare — staples of the conservative case against illegal immigration.
“Attention all trespassers! I am the Supreme Serpent!” the group’s leader is depicted shouting in one of the images. “By invading this sovereign land, you defy the laws of God, nature and the United States Constitution! Therefore, I hereby apprehend you by the power vested in me by the aforementioned God, nature, et cetera, et cetera.”
When the immigrant pleads with the villain, insisting that he doesn’t want any trouble, the commander responds, “Oh, I believe you, sir. I can see you have enough trouble with you already, trouble and disease and crime weigh heavy on your backs.”
The villain continues to describe the need for a wall along the U.S. border — another common theme among Republican presidential candidates.
“Until the mighty wall is built,” the villain continues, “you come here for employment that is rightfully ours! And if denied it, you seek welfare paid for by our tax dollars! Also, you know how you make me press one for English at the beginning of every call to my satellite provider? That is something I cannot abide!”
(source)
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*****
Okay, first of all...

I can't even bring myself to point at any particular bit of stupid this Supreme Serpent guy says. It's just...I don't...I...
Ugh.
I really have a hard time believing there are people who actually exist that think anyone on the rightwing side of the illegal immigration issue would ever in a million years talk like that or say things like that or...ugh!
If I were Captain America and I came upon this scene I'd immediately suspect this is some kind of satirical...something. Maybe this is being filmed for a comedy of some sort. It's gotta be a joke somehow. These "serpent" people can't possibly be for real, right? They're obviously caricatures or something, right?
Seriously, Marvel has done some incredibly dumb things *cough* violently feminazi female Thor *cough* and given me plenty of reasons to really like Marvel superheroes while not spending money on their actual comics, but...
Well, yeah. This is why I don't spend money on their actual comics. Am I crazy to think their marketing strategy these days is to make the most obnoxiously stupid stories and character revamps they can come up with?