Get smacked today.

[Poly]

Re: Get smacked today.

Originally posted by Knight

OK... every now and then we all need to be personally insulted and or mocked. In this thread you can come in and make a statement and I or the other TOL mod's and admin's will be glad to personally insult and or mock you.

After you are "smacked" you will feel a large sense of relief and you will most likely have a much better day. Everyone needs a good slap in the face now and then and that is what we are here for.

Most likely you deserve it anyway so you may as well come in here and get what you deserve.

RULES:
Only TruthSmack mod's or admin's will be allowed to hurl insults. (this thread only)

How do you initiate a smackin'???
Just come to this thread and make any statement you like. We will do our best to respond with an appropriate insult.

Wicky where art thou?

Heeeeere Wicky, Wicky, Wicky, Wicky.....

 

[On Fire]

Re: Re: Get smacked today.

Re: Re: Get smacked today.

Originally posted by Poly

Wicky where art thou?

Heeeeere Wicky, Wicky, Wicky, Wicky.....

She won't show her face around here.....oh, wait.......

 

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Knight

Get smacked today.

You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. What makes you such an idiot?

Just out of idle curiosity, which online insult generator are you using? :chuckle:

 

[Gerald]

Originally posted by On Fire

Wow. That was good.

No smack for me, thanks.

Oh come on, live a little!

 

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by Poly

What were you thinking?!! You're nothing more than a..... er....

That's the problem...I wasn't thinking!! :shocked: And I woke up with a headache and the plastic smell only made it worse!

Turbo, why don't you take this one.

Turbo, I think I may have destroyed one of our pots. It might be salvagable but the teflon might be all scorched off.

 

[Turbo]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

Hey! I need smacked...someone please help! I was heating a pot of water and forgot about it until I smelled a horrible smoky smell! The pot wasn't on fire, but it sure was smoldering! :shocked: I had to open a bunch of windows because the smell of the plastic handle on the lid was so toxic smelling (and partially melted)! I'm such a bad girl!!!

I'll just smack you in person in a little while. :sibbie:

 

[Sozo]

Is it getting hot in here? Someone open a window!

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by Knight

You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box.

I think you've mistaken me for Sozo's avatar...

All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. Now, my little limp wristed hermit, do me a favor and place yourself in front of a falling boulder.

I feel like I've just saved a small animal from being kicked for
no reason.

Uh, oh, now you've done it, you've stirred up my latent
Calvinist genes...

Psalm 22:

6 But I am a worm and not a man,
scorned by men and despised by the people.
7 All who see me mock me;
they hurl insults, shaking their heads:
8 "He trusts in the LORD ;
let the LORD rescue him.
Let him deliver him,
since he delights in him."

 

[philosophizer]

You stole a Calvinists jeans?

 

[Granite]

Originally posted by Knight

Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. If you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you flaming retard.

I'm sorry, is somebody trying to smack me? I think Knight just tickled me. Can somebody check to see if Knight's tried smacking me yet?

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by philosophizer

You stole a Calvinists jeans?

I had to, it was my ... destiny.

 

[Turbo]

Calvin Klein, no doubt. Or maybe Jordache. :flamer:

 

[On Fire]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

I had to, it was my ... destiny.

Don't you mean "density"?

 

[aharvey]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

:shocked: Knight, I didn't know you had it in you?! :darwinsm:

New to TOL, are you? Or have you just learned to tune out Fearless Leader?

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by Turbo

Calvin Klein, no doubt. Or maybe Jordache. :flamer:

Guess...

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Originally posted by Gerald

Just out of idle curiosity, which online insult generator are you using? :chuckle:

Do you honestly think I would waste more than a few seconds writing my own insults for a worthless piece of disc space like you?

:doh: Wait a minute... I just did.

 

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by aharvey

New to TOL, are you? Or have you just learned to tune out Fearless Leader?

I've actually met our Fearless Leader in person. Just never heard him put pimples and puke together before! :ha:

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by the Sibbie

I've actually met our Fearless Leader in person. Just never heard him put pimples and puke together before! :ha:

Except on crackers...

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Except on crackers...

Har... dee.... har... har. :freak:

 

[the Sibbie]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Except on crackers...

Didn't you read the rules?! The insults are only to be dished out by the Mods and Admins! If you didn't want any, you should have stayed out!