ECT Happy "Birth"day, TOL "2014 TOL Humblest Poster" saint John W!

[john w]

My bioligical birthday is June 23, 1956, and my "spiritual regeneration/birth" day is April 1, 1998.

Given that I will receive so many congratulatory posts, recognizing this, and that many members will be eagerly desiring to express their admiration, I, in my "always looking out for the welfare of others first" mindset/spirit, thought it would be appropriate to "get ahead of the curve," in anticipating this watershed, albeit(like that word?)somewhat overrated event.

Let the applause commence. Please keep your comments of praise, and admiration, to under 10,000 words, in respect to the moderators, and to avoid "the penalty box."

 

[Eeset]

My bioligical birthday is June 23, 1956, and my "spiritual regeneration/birth" day is April 1, 1998.

Given that I will receive so many congratulatory posts, recognizing this, and that many members will be eagerly desiring to express their admiration, I, in my "always looking out for the welfare of others first" mindset/spirit, thought it would be appropriate to "get ahead of the curve," in anticipating this watershed, albeit(like that word?)somewhat overrated event.

Let the applause commence. Please keep your comments of praise, and admiration, to under 10,000 words, in respect to the moderators, and to avoid "the penalty box."

Shouldn't this be in the politics section?

 

[john w]

Shouldn't this be in the politics section?

I would never "blow my own horn"-I'm way too modest for that. Besides, the last part of the word "politics" is "tic," and l don't be liking what that implies.

Dig?

And I'm waiting for your congratulatory words.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

What's the secret to still having great hair at 58?

Some of mine has turnt loose and turnt gray.

 

[john w]

What's the secret to still having great hair at 58?

Some of mine has turnt loose and turnt gray.

Your mother. My mom's hair, at age 89, still is 1/3 "non gray"(see my page pic-we both had a few "high balls"). Perhaps, if you'd have given your mother a septic tank, for Christmas, she would have told you that, and you would not be so "sensitive."

I know, I know...You are just "high spirited"...your mother was that way.

Am I getting through to you, fella?

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Perhaps, if you'd have given your mother a septic tank, for Christmas, she would have told you that, and you would not be so "sensitive."

You're right. The bed jacket was a sucker's choice.

 

[john w]

What's the secret to still having great hair at 58?

Some of mine has turnt loose and turnt gray.

You could also camouflage that gray, by wearing a salt and pepper suit, and layin' off those "zels."

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

You could also camouflage that gray, by wearing a salt and pepper suit, and layin' off those "zels."

The ladies seem to dig a tad of gray mixed in with my natural brown.
But I am in no hurry to be a total silver fox.

 

[john w]

The ladies seem to dig a tad of gray mixed in with my natural brown.
But I am in no hurry to be a total silver fox.

My girlfriend agrees.


You take off on the late Charley Rich? I cain't do him.

Learning a bit of Judo might also help you, fella.

 

[rainee]

...my "spiritual regeneration/birth" day is April 1, 1998.

Why you are just a young-un in Christ, JohnW!
Thank you for telling, that is very interesting to me!

I was "spiritually regenerated or born" as you say in 1979. I guess it was 79. Maybe 1980? I was started off by watching The Jesus Movie and wondering what He meant when He said "You say that I am" It made me read the last pages of the Gospels.

What about the others here? Has anyone else said? STP?

 

[Lon]

Your mother. My mom's hair, at age 89, still is 1/3 "non gray"(see my page pic-we both had a few "high balls"). Perhaps, if you'd have given your mother a septic tank, for Christmas, she would have told you that, and you would not be so "sensitive."

I know, I know...You are just "high spirited"...your mother was that way.

Am I getting through to you, fella?

Your a good son.

 

[OCTOBER23]

My Birthday was January 29, 1947.

On January 29 , 2015 , I will be Gallstone Free

because I looked on Youtube and took the Gallstone and Liver Cure.

 

[rainee]

My Birthday was January 29, 1947.

On January 29 , 2015 , I will be OLD.

I thought we were giving our spiritual birth date?

 

[oatmeal]

John,

Are you need of some attention?

Sorry to hear that.

Well, about 40 years ago a friend told me that God would give me the attention I needed.

God cares for me, I simply had to pay attention to God.

Then I learned how much God cared for me.

It'll work for you as well.

 

[john w]

Your a good son.

I try, Lon. Now, I need to go shopping for another septic tank...

 

[john w]

John,

Are you need of some attention?

Sorry to hear that.

Well, about 40 years ago a friend told me that God would give me the attention I needed.

God cares for me, I simply had to pay attention to God.

Then I learned how much God cared for me.

It'll work for you as well.

No/"Sorry to hear that"=another stunner, stock cliche-be seated/I'm not interested in your made up "God"/"god," so I reject your gift, as the LORD God rejects you. "Thanks" for checkin' in.

Get saved.

Dig? Good.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

What about the others here? Has anyone else said? STP?

Religious and a lost believer before 2003, but saved in 2003.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

You take off on the late Charley Rich? I cain't do him.

I can take off on Charlie a little bit, but only if it's a-capella.

 

[Totton Linnet]

Religious and a lost believer before 2003, but saved in 2003.

That is the year I got saved....

 

[john w]

That is the year I got saved....

You were 2, when you were saved? Wow!