What is the all time worse marriage listed in the Bible?
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Caledvwlch
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This sounds like Epic Rap Battles of History.
I'm going to say... Adam and Eve. Talk about limited options.
I'm going to say... Adam and Eve. Talk about limited options.
i can't argue with that Cal. I wish God started both of them out older and wiser. how old were they, like 18 ? they made some very poor choices and now look at us !!!!!!!!!!!! -
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Caledvwlch
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i can't argue with that Cal. I wish God started both of them out older and wiser. how old were they, like 18 ? they made some very poor choices and now look at us !!!!!!!!!!!! -
18? Weeks maybe?
where did they go to school ?
1Mind1Spirit
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No wrong or right answer here.
All scripture is good for instruction, reproof, rebuke.
That includes the marriages.
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1Mind1Spirit
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Caledvwlch
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I figured it was like in The Matrix. Just a quick download of necessary info on day one.
Pretty good stuff.
Was thinking along the lines of Jehovah. Can you imagine being married to someone like that? Poor Isreal. She didn't have a chance. Any little thing she did or said or thought that didn't suit hubby and she was going to be worse off then that burnt toast she was trying to serve.
Was thinking along the lines of Jehovah. Can you imagine being married to someone like that? Poor Isreal. She didn't have a chance. Any little thing she did or said or thought that didn't suit hubby and she was going to be worse off then that burnt toast she was trying to serve.
Ahab and Jezabel.
From an interpersonal dynamic I seem to remember they got on well enough.
everready
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Agreed!
There have been many corrupt couples throughout history: Julius Caesar & Cleopatra, Louis the 16th & Marie Antoinette, Bonnie & Clyde, and Brad & Angelina, but there has never been any worse than Ahab and Jezebel. They were a match made in hell!
http://www.franklinunitedchurch.com/2011/07/31/ahab-jezebel-a-match-made-in-hell-i-kings-21/
everready
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Solomon + everyone
That just isn't a recipe for success.
That just isn't a recipe for success.
Caledvwlch
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Wait. Delilah? As in Samson and?
I don't understand where you get the idea of their ages? The text doesn't say anything about that--or if it does I completely missed it.i can't argue with that Cal. I wish God started both of them out older and wiser. how old were they, like 18 ? they made some very poor choices and now look at us !!!!!!!!!!!! -
Caledvwlch
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Seriously. If you just go with the 6-day creation reading, they might have been just a few days old when they ate the fruit. Even if it took them a couple of years to do the animal-naming and all that, it still turns out to be a pretty harsh punishment for a snacking infraction by a couple of overgrown toddlers. :chuckle: