Here's what the survey really means
Here's what the survey really means
This is what your friends and neighbors believe in:
* God (as in he/she/it is a nice idea): 90 percent
* Miracles (as in things that are hard to explain, with a dash of political correctness): 89 percent
* Survival of the soul after death (as in, I don't want to die, it must be true): 84 percent
* Resurrection of Christ (as in, this seems to be a popular belief, I'd better tick the box): 80 percent
* Virgin birth (wouldn't want to alienate the Catholics, my aunt is Catholic, I'd better tick the box): 77 percent
* Devil (he might get me if I say I don't believe in him): 68 percent
* Hell (some people, like those sicko child-molesters, deserve to go there. But me? Of course not.): 69 percent
* Ghosts (see Miracles - I think UFOs are real too. Plus real Christians who count demons as ghosts): 51 percent
* Astrology (it works! Really!): 31 percent
* Reincarnation (see Survival of the soul after death, plus a dob of New Age philosophy): 27 percent
Where will you go after you die?
* Expect to go to heaven (I'd better darn well go there, after all this): 63 percent
* Expect to go to hell (scarily honest): 1 percent
* Expect to go to purgatory (Catholic influenced): 6 percent
* Expect to go someplace else (I make my own religion mixture): 11 percent
* Don't have a clue (honest): 18 percent