Music for Calvinists

Nathon Detroit

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You can't make this stuff up.

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Nathon Detroit

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(from the back cover)

Featuring these old-time Reformed hits...

Jesus Loves Me But Not You

Irresistible Grace, How Sweet the Sound

Blessed Perseverance

Rescue the Perishing (Except Them Reprobates)

If You're Elect And You Know It...
Buwuhahahahaha :rotfl:
 

Mocking You

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Jesus Loves the Little Children, Some of the Children of the World

Joy to the Elect! The Lord has Come

What a Friend Some Have in Jesus

I'm Effectively Called to the Garden Alone

My Jesus I Love Thee, I Hope I am Yours

You Have Resolved I Will No Longer Linger

Come Ev'ry Elect by Sin Oppressed

Jesus Knows Me, This I Love

Tis So Sweet, Elect in Jesus

There's Within My Heart De-prav-ity

Almost Regenerated
 

dialm

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You wouldn't care for a serious discussion would you? This stuff is funny right. I bet at least one Calvinist could make you laugh till you turned red.
 

Desert Reign

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To God be the glory, great things He hath done,
So loved He a few that He gave them His Son,
Who yielded His life their redemption to win,
And opened the life-gate that a few may go in.

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When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of glory died,
I gaze in vain for I am lost,
And have no ticket for this ride.

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Crown Him with many crowns, the Lamb upon His throne.
Hark! How the heavenly anthem drowns all music but its own.
Awake, my soul, and weep -he did not die for thee,
Eat dirt and squirm in flames of hell through all eternity.

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Blest be the luck that binds
Some hearts in Christian love;
Cursed be all those who fall away,
They ne'er were born from above.

Before our Father's throne
We pour our useless prayers;
As there is nothing else to do,
While waiting to go upstairs.

We growl at our mutual foes,
Who we must endure while here;
We envy all their rock and roll,
Drink grape juice instead of good beer.

From sorrow, toil, and pain,
And sin we shall be free;
And watch the cursed burn in hell
Thro' all eternity.
 
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Granite

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More like a stack of musty dark-blue hymnals (seriously, they must come from the Musty Hymnal Kit Store, or something). Dirge-like; purposeful. This ain't fun. And we will sing all seven verses.

"The frozen chosen" indeed.:chuckle:
 

dialm

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More like a stack of musty dark-blue hymnals (seriously, they must come from the Musty Hymnal Kit Store, or something). Dirge-like; purposeful. This ain't fun. And we will sing all seven verses.

"The frozen chosen" indeed.:chuckle:

Lucifer is a Calvinist. He just doesn't know it. God reprobates Lucifer. God specifically created Lucifer to send him to hell.

Hell was made for the devil and his angels
Equates to
The devil and his angels were made for hell
 

Caledvwlch

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Lucifer is a Calvinist. He just doesn't know it. God reprobates Lucifer. God specifically created Lucifer to send him to hell.

Hell was made for the devil and his angels
Equates to
The devil and his angels were made for hell

Well, that's kind of a bummer.

Back to Granite's point. The songs we used to sing in Calvinist land were mainly no fun at all. Except for the ones arranged by Ralph Vaughan Williams.
 

Poly

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"Oh do you know the puppet man, the puppet man, the puppet man.....,"
 

dialm

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Well, that's kind of a bummer.

Back to Granite's point. The songs we used to sing in Calvinist land were mainly no fun at all. Except for the ones arranged by Ralph Vaughan Williams.

Nursery tunes. The bummer is only if you are out of favor.
 

dialm

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Do understand that God is also the God of reason? And that He had a reason to reprobate Lucifer?

It had to do with Lucifer's position. He was a leader. He sparked an interest in a certain brand of music.
 
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