You can't make this stuff up.
Music for Calvinists
- Thread starter Nathon Detroit
- Start date
Buwuhahahahaha :rotfl:
No, this is where you post truth.
Oh shut up, idiot!
Mocking You
New member
Jesus Loves the Little Children, Some of the Children of the World
Joy to the Elect! The Lord has Come
What a Friend Some Have in Jesus
I'm Effectively Called to the Garden Alone
My Jesus I Love Thee, I Hope I am Yours
You Have Resolved I Will No Longer Linger
Come Ev'ry Elect by Sin Oppressed
Jesus Knows Me, This I Love
Tis So Sweet, Elect in Jesus
There's Within My Heart De-prav-ity
Almost Regenerated
Joy to the Elect! The Lord has Come
What a Friend Some Have in Jesus
I'm Effectively Called to the Garden Alone
My Jesus I Love Thee, I Hope I am Yours
You Have Resolved I Will No Longer Linger
Come Ev'ry Elect by Sin Oppressed
Jesus Knows Me, This I Love
Tis So Sweet, Elect in Jesus
There's Within My Heart De-prav-ity
Almost Regenerated
To God be the glory, great things He hath done,
So loved He a few that He gave them His Son,
Who yielded His life their redemption to win,
And opened the life-gate that a few may go in.
========================
When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of glory died,
I gaze in vain for I am lost,
And have no ticket for this ride.
=======================
Crown Him with many crowns, the Lamb upon His throne.
Hark! How the heavenly anthem drowns all music but its own.
Awake, my soul, and weep -he did not die for thee,
Eat dirt and squirm in flames of hell through all eternity.
=======================
Blest be the luck that binds
Some hearts in Christian love;
Cursed be all those who fall away,
They ne'er were born from above.
Before our Father's throne
We pour our useless prayers;
As there is nothing else to do,
While waiting to go upstairs.
We growl at our mutual foes,
Who we must endure while here;
We envy all their rock and roll,
Drink grape juice instead of good beer.
From sorrow, toil, and pain,
And sin we shall be free;
And watch the cursed burn in hell
Thro' all eternity.
So loved He a few that He gave them His Son,
Who yielded His life their redemption to win,
And opened the life-gate that a few may go in.
========================
When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of glory died,
I gaze in vain for I am lost,
And have no ticket for this ride.
=======================
Crown Him with many crowns, the Lamb upon His throne.
Hark! How the heavenly anthem drowns all music but its own.
Awake, my soul, and weep -he did not die for thee,
Eat dirt and squirm in flames of hell through all eternity.
=======================
Blest be the luck that binds
Some hearts in Christian love;
Cursed be all those who fall away,
They ne'er were born from above.
Before our Father's throne
We pour our useless prayers;
As there is nothing else to do,
While waiting to go upstairs.
We growl at our mutual foes,
Who we must endure while here;
We envy all their rock and roll,
Drink grape juice instead of good beer.
From sorrow, toil, and pain,
And sin we shall be free;
And watch the cursed burn in hell
Thro' all eternity.
Last edited:
Lucifer is a Calvinist. He just doesn't know it. God reprobates Lucifer. God specifically created Lucifer to send him to hell.
Hell was made for the devil and his angels
Equates to
The devil and his angels were made for hell
Caledvwlch
New member
Well, that's kind of a bummer.
Back to Granite's point. The songs we used to sing in Calvinist land were mainly no fun at all. Except for the ones arranged by Ralph Vaughan Williams.
Jamie Gigliotti
New member
Insanity...
On a serious note, I have often thought that being one of the priveledged puppets plays right into their pride.
On a serious note, I have often thought that being one of the priveledged puppets plays right into their pride.
Nursery tunes. The bummer is only if you are out of favor.
And while we're at it! A little something for everyone!:drum:
http://www.relevantmagazine.com/culture/definitive-ranking-insanely-awesome-christian-album-covers
http://www.relevantmagazine.com/culture/definitive-ranking-insanely-awesome-christian-album-covers
Caledvwlch
New member
I don't understand these sentences.