TheologyOnLine T-Shirt slogan contest!

[Nathon Detroit]

T-Shirt slogan contest

OK TOL'ers....

The following is the latest TheologyOnLine contest. And it starts right now on THIS thread! I want you to submit your idea for a new clever, funny, witty, cutting or whatever (be creative) TheologyOnline T-Shirt slogan.

The T-Shirt slogan can be just a "one sider" one or be a front and back idea.

I..... and the other TOL admin's and moderators will be the judges and the winner will be announced in THREE WEEKS from today (March 15th).

What will the winner get?
The winner will get his choice of TOL t-shirts (he can pick his/her own winning idea if he likes.). Or pick any white T-shirt from the TOL store

Other rules:
The winning slogan need to be short enough to fit legibly on a T-Shirt. The winning slogan idea cannot contain references to copy-written material.

Judging these slogans will be subjective and be judged based on cleverness, originality, marketability (yes we will add this slogan idea to our TOL product line).

The winning slogan will be turned into a T-Shirt design and added to the TOL puduct line in the TOL store.

Be creative, have fun, and you can submit as many slogan ideas as you like but you must submit them here on this thread.

Thanks and good luck!

 

[ebenz47037]

I gather moderators are not allowed to participate in this contest except for voting on the new slogan. Right, Knight?

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Originally posted by ebenz47037
I gather moderators are not allowed to participate in this contest except for voting on the new slogan. Right, Knight?

Yea.... no mods or admins can participate. But..... if you really have a great idea you could have a friend submit it!

 

[ebenz47037]

Okay. I'll give it some thought. Now, who's my friend on this board? :angel:

 

[shilohproject]

Here's an idea for a slogon

Here's an idea for a slogon

TOL: Come Meet the Real WebMASTER!

 

[s9s27s54]

Right Knight rymes.

 

[Freak]

Home Away from Home

--or--

Fascinating Debates, Healthy Fellowship, Battle Royales, and Heretics

 

[Psycho Dave]

Possible T-Shirt Slogans (Cynnicism alert!)

Possible T-Shirt Slogans (Cynnicism alert!)

I'll start of with the one that will probably win the contest. here it is:

"W.W.S.W.J.S." (What Web Site Would Jesus Surf)

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What follows are cynnical ditties for the amusement of the nonbelievers out there...


"Submit to God, OR ELSE!!!"

"Theology Online: Training America's Future Taliban"

"Bark if you Love Jesus"

"Democracy is a Heresy against God" -- Bob Enyart

"Monarchy is the best form of Government, and a system inspired by God. Jesus was not called Senator of Senators, he was called King of Kings" -- Bob Enyart

"The Church has fallen prey to the heresy of Democracy" -- R. J. Rushdooney

"Our culture is superior because our religion is Chrsitianity..." -- Pat Buchanan

"Seeking to replace the heresy of Democracy with Biblical law."

"There is nothing in the constitution that sancified the separation of church and state" -- Pat Robertson

 

[charly42]

dead theologians know best!!

 

[ebenz47037]

Re: Possible T-Shirt Slogans (Cynnicism alert!)

Re: Possible T-Shirt Slogans (Cynnicism alert!)

"Submit to God, OR ELSE!!!"

"The Church has fallen prey to the heresy of Democracy" -- R. J. Rushdooney

As a cynical, sarcastic (sometimes) Christian, I like the two above.

 

[Duncan]

WHERE IS DEEDEE?

 

[Jefferson]

Re: Possible T-Shirt Slogans (Cynnicism alert!)

Re: Possible T-Shirt Slogans (Cynnicism alert!)

Originally posted by Psycho Dave
I'll start of with the one that will probably win the contest. here it is:

"W.W.S.W.J.S." (What Web Site Would Jesus Surf)

So far this one gets my vote.

 

[Freak]

Originally posted by Duncan
WHERE IS DEEDEE?

 

[Koopa]

So many puns rattling around in my brain.

"What's up, Doctrine?"

No.. that one made me shudder.

"Say your prayers, Jabez"

"How many Angels dance on the head of a pin?"

"Your Sacred beliefs are probably wrong. Come find out why!" (With Big ironic smiley face)

"God is watching you read this shirt"

 

[Poly]

WWSWJS-- I love it!!!

 

[avitw]

Front side: A VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS...
Back side: ...FIGHTING LIBERAL LIES

This might catch the interest of secular conservatives. Maybe even pique the interest of some of those nasty liberals.

or Back side: ...SLAYING THE DRAGONS OF HYPOCRISY

 

[Flipper]

"Ignorance Is Strength"?

 

[temple2006]

REBUKE !!!

REBUKE!!!!!! REBUKE!!!!!!!!! REBUKE !!! REBUKE!!!!!! REBUKE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Nori's mom e-mailed me these two ideas....

ASAP....Always Say A Prayer

WJDD...What Jesus Did Do

 

[TMRobinson]

JESUS....
Whipped sinners in line.
Turn the table of folks.

What's your ministry like?

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